Mr Eko

What an amazing coincidence, on the day I question @RLBtips method I get blocked by all 4 services. Someone might just think they're the same person 🤔

@Collectable4you @LFC_Ekitikitaka @FplVelvet You're the one showing yourself to be thick I'm afraid. Shall we take it in small steps for you so you might understand? If the keeper doesn't touch the ball after the header hits the bar and rebounds OUT towards the pitch, where does the ball end up? Is it in the goal or out?

@LFC_Ekitikitaka @FplVelvet It only counts as a shot off target if it doesn’t go in whether that be how Dorgu’s went it or a Rebound then it counts as a shot on target If it’s a shot on target even if it’s deflected the goal is still given to the attacker It’s only not if it’s going off target

Genuinely gobsmacked Opta and the Premier League goal accreditation panel haven’t removed that Bruno Fernandes assist. They’re petrified to remove a record breaking assist. The fairest way to view this; it’s like every other. Any other stage of the season, and it’s removed.

@itsdeaann @SpeakerJohnson That's all they do

@SpeakerJohnson I’m sorry are we just acting like the JCPOA didn’t happen under Obama?? Why tell such a demonstrably false lie??

President Trump is the ONLY one who could have gotten Iran — the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism — to the negotiating table. We are greatly encouraged to learn a PEACE DEAL in Iran is underway — and look forward to learning more about the specifics. Under President Trump’s leadership, our nation is stronger, more respected on the global stage, and safer than ever before.

@preestylar @HJB_News__ Misinformation accounts need to be reported and removed, not rewarded.

I’m not even mad at this account because I understand the business model. You know you can post the dumbest information imaginable and there will always be people willing to believe it. My issue is with the followers. At some point you have to realise these accounts are taking the piss and clearly don’t rate your intelligence. The propaganda is so lazy that eventually some of y’all should be saying “nah, I’m done.”

UK illegal migrant loses his temper as store that gives illegal migrants free PlayStation 5’s on behalf of Oxford city council runs out.

@AdamCrafton_ Fuck off Fox

NEW: Fox Sports exec Zac Kenworthy confirms they will use half-time interviews at World Cup & in talks with FIFA on commercial use during hydration breaks in each half of the games. Calls for “balance” between serving the viewer & evolving the sport. nytimes.com/athletic/73011…

Liam Delap in his bedroom trying to get a last minute England call-up

@OutrightAlpha No worries, all the best with it.

@MrEko2001 Thanks for the feedback. If you read my posts you’ll understand more about the approach.

Bad enough to leave him out, but to cut him like a fish and then electrocute him too

@OutrightAlpha Fine, but all you're doing is showing a winning position without showing anyone how you got there, why you got there etc. Kind of pointless, unless it's just a brag.

@MrEko2001 Correct. The skill is implementing hedging strategy to build positions through the season and lock in a profit position on your selections.

@OutrightAlpha Yes, and to get that final position you need to back or lay something. If the market moves in the opposite direction and never comes back, you have a red screen.

@MrEko2001 It’s not a trade. It’s a hedge on an outright market. Whether Arsenal or City win, one of those profit positions is settled. Obviously, it was Arsenal but the outcome wasn’t important.

@HotspurLane When Norwich won the play off final vs Boro years ago, we were 2-0 up very early and the rest of the game was us in control, and you're right, full time is not the same as a 1-0 tight win. That's sport though, the best moments are all about the tension.

Might be strange to say, but I actually think winning it by a one goal margin, hanging on in added time like #THFC did is actually a better moment. 🤷‍♂️ Villa fans and players knew they had won for half an hour before the final whistle, which showed at FT, whilst Spurs players all collapsed to the ground and tears flooding. That moment when Casemiro’s overhead kick went wide will live with me forever and I personally think is a better single moment than winning 3-0…

@primevideosport Ai slop

ARSENAL ARE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🔴🏆 The 22-year wait is over 🤩

@1_feverv Enjoy

@KwesiVirgins @centregoals Absolute nonsense

@centregoals Joao Pedro was omitted from the Brazilian squad not because of his performance but because he’s a Chelsea player. If Joao Pedro was player of even Watford, he would’ve gotten a call up. All these are just hate towards Chelsea.

🇧🇷💔 João Pedro’s family waited all evening for Carlo Ancelotti to call up João Pedro for the World Cup… but in the end, his name was never announced.

@LukeRobboLFC78 Both shit too

Liverpool and Leicester won it when they weren’t playing

@IBakesJr @FPLCrateDigger Haha, thick as fuck

@MrEko2001 @FPLCrateDigger Shut up you retard

FPL awarding an assist for this is simply the dumbest thing ever

@theilyasnajib @BBCSport @BBCMOTD Called up to the England squad

@BBCSport @BBCMOTD I wonder why Danny Murphy is missing from the lists

🚨 Squad announcement! 🚨 Meet the BBC's line-up for the 2026 Fifa World Cup!

@CharlieVantFPL Tip for next season: Instead of leaving those players on the bench, you should have picked them in your starting XI

This is a real example of ‘if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry’. I thought some other things this season had gone hilariously wrong for me but a 44-point bench probably takes the cake. I’m ready for next season now please.

@IBakesJr @FPLCrateDigger This whole thread is about FPL - fantasy premier league, which awarded him two assists. It is sadly you who is "retarded".

@MrEko2001 @FPLCrateDigger Jesus Christ you’re retarded. If it wa she’d be on 21

@AnneOnimously @troh24 @I_amMukhtar He moved on by asking if he could have her details after being told she was 15, wtf?

@troh24 @I_amMukhtar He thought she was older by how she looked…he had a laugh…he moved on…it’s you lot with the problem… not the girl and her mum…

Far-right influencer EDobbin went to Tommy Robinson’s march and filmed himself harassing a 15-year-old girl in front of her mum. Even after they told him her age and walked away, he followed her, asking for her “details” and said she should have a “warning sign” on her.