Dr. Nebohtes, PhD

@TheGriftReport At least one of those guys is built like a life preserver. We can't expect a grown man to swim to a Caribbean island and drink smugler's run while building a house? All those guys are like to drown me if they can't swim and I can't knock them out. They can't swim?

Hard Mode 🤣

@JonCrowellOrg @ChrisMartzWX Has 36 vaccines and is glad for it; doesn't take one that was completely unnecessary in their situation: Anti-Vaxer Cutls freak me out, man.

@ChrisMartzWX Let me guess -- you're also an anti-vaxxer?

Because I just finished writing an 11-page paper on the subject, muffin top. The 1930s drought was forced by a cool equatorial Pacific (persistent La Niña) and a warm North Atlantic. It was indeed amplified by positive land surface feedbacks from bare soil exposure and dust loading from wind erosion, but both were primarily caused by natural devegetation of the landscape from dry conditions. Only ~30% of the Great Plains was ever plowed where deep-rooted perennial prairie grasses were replaced with shallow-rooted annual crops like wheat. Agriculture was overall an insignificant factor in the incidence and continental scale of the drought and complementary heat extremes. Dust loading actually reduced incoming shortwave radiation by over 5 W m⁻², which lowered daily maximum temperatures a few degrees. The term “Dust Bowl” actually refers to a relatively small region in the Texas and Oklahoma panhandles, southwestern Kansas, and eastern Colorado that were affected by dust storms. But the term is now incorrectly used to describe the entire drought. And, how do I confidently know most of it was natural? Because there have been many droughts like it (or worse) in the past, including two during the 19th century. Care to explain how farmer Johnson’s tilling fits in there, Sparky?

@BasedMikeLee I'm pretty sure Christians don't care if they made someone's list for being one. Now, if someone was mad they didn't make a list, I'd start to wonder if they were Christians.

Can anyone tell me why The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints was left out of the list of Christian churches?

@VodkaPundit @exjon There are pros and cons to companionship. This is one of those.

@exjon Burglar rape is the kind of thing happy couples can do together.

People trying to normalize Platner’s dating behavior must have been in some weird relationships. In my single days, if I liked a girl, I was nice to her. Because I liked her. (Then again, I never threatened to rape burglars, so…

@its_The_Dr At what point does daka daka daka just make too much sense?

Poland isn’t messing around with these illegal invaders. They fight to keep them out!

@Aaron_Sparrow What sound does it make when you squeeze it? Have you tasted it? Hold it up to the light and squint at it, then hold it in you hand like in the photo, and frown while shaking your head slowly left to right. It's a Silverhawks keyfob for the Maraj. "Ka-kaw!" means it's locked.

You ever find a toy accessory but can’t for the life of you remember what it goes to?

@sneepygrl Yeah, but Gordon Freeman is awesome. So, like, you're welcome.

do you understand how many times we as women have been forced to play as men, especially when it’s a game we really like so we DO want to play it just not as a man?? I think you’ll be fine

@Aaron_Sparrow @priceoreason I don't particularly care for Jason Momoa -- I think I saw five munutes of Conan and it just... poisoned me. I'm also a normie, and Lobo, like Deadpool: I recognized the character but couldn't have filled you in. I think I knew more about Scud than either of them. No interest.

@priceoreason If only the normie audience knew or cared about who Lobo is.

DID YOU KNOW? James Gunn is hoping Jason Momoa will save Supergirl from flopping. That's why the marketing is so focused on Lobo now.

@RalphieCifaret1 @JimOSulliv56324 @ElectionWiz Please explain how 30 plus 70 is not 100.

@JimOSulliv56324 @ElectionWiz That's not how it works, dum dum.

Remarkable shift in LA. In 2024, the city voted 70%+ for Kamala Harris. Right now, its two Democratic mayoral candidates, Bass and Raman, combined are just ~57%, while Spencer Pratt holds 30%+ and is advancing to the Nov. runoff. 🔵 Bass 34.8% 🔴 Pratt 30.4% 🔵 Raman 22.3%

@adamcarolla Inergumentary? I'm going to look it up and only know I was close enough to still look dumb.

Skin and i failed biology

@villama2 @nickshirleyy "Civilian oversight of Americans driving $100,000 luxury cars using tax payer money that are supposed to provide social services but aren't is very important for America," is a much more honest way to say that, but good government propaganda, comrade.

@nickshirleyy Harassing immigrants and poor people to monetize social media engagement is very important for America.

🚨 California Passed "The Stop Nick Shirley Act": This week the California Assembly passed AB 2624. This bill will criminalize investigative journalism involving the immigrant population. It would have made it illegal to expose the Somali "Learing" center if it were in California or the Armenian hospice fraud in LA if they claimed "reasonable fear." The bill protects "immigration support services providers," which means services provided to immigrants, including health care. It has been proven that millions, potentially billions, of dollars in fraud has taken place in "immigrant support services” which includes nonprofits and NGOs the state funds. California is trying to make it harder to expose fraud and scare individuals from investigating it as they could be forced and sued to remove the video, forced to pay attorney fees, and ordered to pay a minimum of $4,000 in damages. This bill was created by Mia Bonta (the attorney general's wife). She has made 4 separate versions of this bill because each version violates the 1st Amendment and is extremely unconstitutional. Plain and simple, California politicians need the fraud to continue because they depend on the fraud to push their agendas. END ALL THE FRAUD.

@elonmusk What the fuck kind of petrol was in that bicycle!?

Problems in Paris

@DonalTDeLay Hey, man -- thaere are some things people make crystal clear. We need certainties we can bet our lives on in this world... this is one of those.

@Nebohtes It’s like you know what I’ll say.

If I knew that I’d have a bigger audience.

@DonalTDeLay Donal "Not even if you proved it."

@DonalTDeLay I've heard putting pineapple on pizza doubles it overnight..

@minordissent I like that you tried to link corporal punishment to regressibe, backwater, hillbilly Hatfield McCoy level retardation, and defended it as "the science."

Spanking is for conservatives what race realism is for liberals. In both cases the scientific literature and logic are overwhelmingly against them, but their position is so core to their understanding of reality that they will just stick their fingers in their ears and yell at you if you ever try to explain any of it.

@VodkaPundit @redsteeze I'm just sad I never got to see 'what can be, unburdened by what has been' live after listening to the album 638 times.

@redsteeze That just isn’t true. Kamala thinks we should come together and unite and also accomplish.

That's funny because arguably it's the best thing that JD Vance does.

@RoseandCr0ss @heartsabustin @ChrisMartzWX It's amazing you still find time for your more prominent national characteristics, like Salah.

Complaining about the weather is a deeply embedded national characteristic, indicative of our extremely changeable weather while also providing a socially acceptable outlet for complaining much needed by a people not prone to complaining about the very big things and rather just getting on with it. Asking the British to not complain about the weather is like asking the French to not think they are superior in food and romance, or asking Americans to stop loudly wanging on about freedom all the time. If differing national characteristics and embodied stereotypes bother you so much, might I suggest you stay away from the internet.

Hi. Meteorologist here. Great Britain reaches 30°C almost each year. This has always been the case despite global warming. Y’all should get A/C; it isn’t going to jack up your electric bill a lot because it won’t be used except for the handful of days per year you’d need it. Even a portable one would do. New Orleans, on the other hand, has only received plowable snow (≥2”) twice in the last 100 years: 4.5” on December 1st, 1963 and 8.2” on January 21st, 2025. So, yeah, the lack of plows there makes more sense than y’all refusing to live like first worlders. Get over your irrational fear of A/C and quit living like it were the 1930s.

@HenryGustav4 @GodIsVoluntary Can you please post this from your handheld commie computer instead of your handheld capitalist computer? It will help your message get across better. Thank you, comrade.

@GodIsVoluntary Because its Capitalist.

I’m not sure if anyone has noticed this… But the federal government sucks.

@btwyyc @ChrisMartzWX I wish it were possible to reason someone out of a belief they didn't reason themselves into. Oh, well. I'll still sleep the untroubled sleep next year, too.

@ChrisMartzWX I'd go with physics. When you're proven wrong you've just fucked over the planet for my kids and yours. But keep on posting your fact-free opinions for likes.

Looking forward to laughing hysterically when this doesn’t happen! The countdown is on!