@LauraLoomer Wait. Did you just say Shaniqua instead of the n-word?
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Neil Degrassi Tyson
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Neil Degrassi Tyson
@NeilDegrassi
flagrantly exploiting the grey area that is parody law to gain followers so as to promote the best darned Disney podcast ever recorded by two drunk historians.
เข้าร่วม Aralık 2012
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It would really help if this Shaniqua could actually speak proper English while screaming her incoherent political thoughts. If you even want to call them thoughts.
All I hear is broken English.
Not listening to that screeching and hyperbole.
Next!
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg
NEW: Actress Taraji P. Henson has a meltdown at the BET awards after Biden’s horrendous debate performance, tells viewers to ‘keep calling out MAGA.’ The panic is real. “It's time for us to play chess, not checkers. It's about making decisions that will affect us as human beings, our careers, our next generations to come.” “Did you know that it is now a crime to be homeless? Pay attention. It's not a secret. Look it up. They are attacking our most vulnerable citizens. The Project 2025 plan is not a game. Look it up.”
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Somebody send Jimmy into the @dallascowboys locker room immediately.
#WildCardWeekend l
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@kinky_horror Remember when emojis weren’t newsworthy? Pepridge Farm remembers
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Don’t believe everything you read. 🖤
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How long until #GypsyRose is on OF? Don’t lie…your true crime lovin’ smut readin’ geriatric millennial ass would subscribe for at least a 7day free trial.
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@davepl1968 Awe shucks Dave. You’re too sweet. Honestly it’s just mountains of ayahuasca. Floor to ceiling, jars packed full of the stuff. The colors choose themselves. Who are we to decide?
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Y’all remember how there were like 3 months where Tik Tok was just backlit labia? #2023Review #HappyNewYear
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@seattlescreams @kinky_horror No! My wife was screaming it at me but she just kept running through “t” names
“Travis the tank? Tommy? Thad the train?”- my drunk wife trying to remember the trains name
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Have a podcast? Of course you do!
Drop a link to it in the replies. 👇
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@jennybuccos @KariByron @SecCardona @FLOTUS @VP @StephenAtHome @BillNye @maejemison @missmayim @iamwill @iamangelfdn I developed a new method for growin’ weed in an apartment closet to pay for science school.
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@KariByron @SecCardona There are so many people I'd love to hear from on this. A few:
@FLOTUS
@VP
@NeilDegrassi
@StephenAtHome
@BillNye
@maejemison
@missmayim
@iamwill // @iamangelfdn
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What was your science fair project in school? I grew plants in coffee grounds😂
The National STEM Festival@national_stem
If at first you don't succeed, hold your head high & try again! A+ advice from our STEMbassadors @owaisdurrani & Dasia Taylor to the National STEM challengers to harness the power of science - where every 'Oops' is one step closer to 'Eureka!' #NationalSTEMChallenge #EXPLR
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Flute bangers only for the rest of the season instagram.com/reel/Czv9ENHOX…
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Giants week for Cowboys fans is like board breaking week for my kids taekwondo class. Yeah it’s balsa wood, so what, shit broke when I kicked it didn’t it?
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Can someone tell me a profession other than football where it’s encouraged for you to slap your coworkers on the ass when they perform well? And also are they hiring?
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@BetrCutlerLoose @IyanVelji Yeah he does, cause I’m not a rude little dork. Have fun not making iron into gold dork.
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@IyanVelji Physicist @NeilDegrassi believes in alchemy.
Santa comes to his house, too?
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@lporiginalg When was the last time he was relevant... Wait was he ever relevant? @NeilDegrassi #BlackPrivilege
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@NeilDegrassi
Neil Tyson, consciousness is NOT "a glitch in The Matrix" !
Consciousness is an evolutionary tool used to maximize survival.
It's neuroscience, not physics, so stay in your lane!
Physics doesn't encompass all science and you are highly ignorant in this domain.
🙄🙄
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Neil Degrassi Tyson รีทวีตแล้ว
The coolest conversation I’ve ever had. #Goosebumps
open.spotify.com/episode/3sXjVF…
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Michael Caine has retired at the age of 90. That's a run.
Please, you princes of Maine, you kings and queens of New England, tell me your favorite Michael Caine role.
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