No Use for Pants

Building my own Xmas decorations for this year. This is the first time I’m starting something with enough time. I think I’ll add progress pics here while I go.

@teameffujoe @OwenBenjamin About 2017

Took a photo from a decade ago… Then turned off comments to anyone who doesn’t pay to sub to him. When did @OwenBenjamin become such a bitch?

@deaflibertarian When I was at the mill and took vacation it was 12 days and paid. People have paid vacations. Just because these fuck heads do too doesn’t mean they are the only ones.

I told my boss I'm going to be on paid vacation for 16 days Just kidding. I'm not a senator.

@maziehirono Are drunk or just retarded?

Donald Trump is not, never will be, and has never been a king. #NoKings

@Gor3borti0n @BreitbartNews

@BreitbartNews All of you religious freaks, go fuck yourself. There is no god. There is no afterlife. You will rot in the ground, nothing more.

In her new memoir, actress Christina Applegate shares devastating diary entries from the time she got pregnant but sacrificed her child in 1991. The "Married with Children" star clearly knows exactly what's happening as she chooses her career over the life of the baby, who she says "to this day, I know" was a daughter. "I love this being… I always felt that if I ever got pregnant when I knew it was the wrong time, I wouldn’t have any problem having an ab**tion. ‘Oh, whatever. It isn’t even a baby yet.’ That’s bullsh*t. This creature’s incredible- makes me feel whole, safe." *** “I’m f*cking pregnant, and I’m k*lling my child on Thursday. I’m thinking, ‘Where the f*ck can I go to recuperate from m*rder?’" Applegate went on to write a poem to the unborn baby, asking for forgiveness. "Hello, little thing. I feel you every moment of my day. Such a tiny existence. Such an immense effect you have. You are a miracle. A tiny handed miracle. I love you, but you know your fate. It’s not your time. I know you didn’t make that decision, but it can’t be your time. You will live on, though. You will live through another. I hope you will forgive me, but I want you to know how you’ve changed me. You’ve opened my eyes. You’re letting me know something is more important than myself. But mommy can’t be with you right now. But know she loves you- more than any other miracle. And know that when it’s your time it will be your time."

@petermarietoto … uh this is awkward… no Kings.

my fucking king

john waters at the no kings rally in provincetown

@CandiceHollaway Ok?

Larry Flynt a horrible degenerate pornographer has done more for the people of this country and their right to freedom of speech and freedom of press than 99.9% of the “conservative” podcast talking heads and Internet personalities.

@amait @shoe0nhead @InsaneCope @Stone_tossers Same here. I think the only original person from that I still follow is Bret.

@shoe0nhead @InsaneCope @Stone_tossers I followed him since the Evergreen/Bret Weinstein incident which must be almost a decade ago, and finally I had to unfollow him. Do they really want us to think Israel is purchasing intellectuals??

@AdamKinzinger Why aren’t you over there fighting for Ukraine?

Good job no kings-ers. Trump knows his power is massively diminished

@allie__voss @RitaPanahi It was probably some boy in kindergarten that was like “no you can’t play soccer with us boys because you’re a girl!” Then ran away

I’m sorry, but if you’re a girl who grew up in the United States in the early 2000s….please be serious No one told you that

@PramilaJayapal You should pay more in taxes instead of yall fucking us normal people to death with taxes.

In the richest country in the history of the world, why the hell do we allow billionaires to pay a lower tax rate than public school teachers? That's not an accident. That's a policy choice. Tax the rich.

@movie_tvshows_ Still waiting for something funny…

Funniest scene ever 😅

@jonfavs @AnnCoulter Don’t put an elementary school on a base?

You blew up an elementary school

@DefiantLs Have they ever explained what they mean by “qualified”?

Tim Walz on ICE at airports: “This is not normal.” “They weren’t qualified to be here in Minnesota... They’re not qualified to be at the airport, and they are dang sure not qualified to be anywhere near a polling station.”

@endofanerajc I really wonder if this has actually worked on some gal before.

do not send me unsolicited pictures of your penis. it’s revolting and does not turn me on. “nice rack let’s date” is not a good pickup line. “this could be us” along with a pornographic video is a bad first impression. you are single because you have bad game.

@SEGAkatana @JustinWhang Man, I follow her on FB and haven’t seen anything. Maybe it’s just FB deciding what I see…

@NoUseForPants @JustinWhang She's still active in the cosplay world apparently. Remarkable considering she is in politics also.

That's great and all, but Lilia Lemoine, the Member of the Chamber of Deputies of Argentina, used to be Tyris Flare from Golden Axe! 🤫

@Sinatra_Says $4.99 at Fred Meyers here in WA. South Eastern

How much is gas by you? Mine just hit $4.00/$4.10

@SenatorCantwell They are definitely going to the grocery store. Maybe not yours you old cunt.

Every WA voter attests they are a U.S. citizen. The penalty for lying is ≤5 yrs in prison &/or a $10k fine. And somehow people think that immigrants who won’t even go to the grocery store, who are afraid take their kids to school, are signing up for a felony by voting illegally?

@xraygirl_ What is this, GoTs? I can’t see anything!

First look at Snape and I'm not impressed