Knee Deep

@YanPeronn Lebron is the GOAT. Of flops. Nobody will ever break his record number of flops, or his style.

In case you didn't watch sports today: >Nebraska hit a go-ahead shot with 2 seconds left vs Vandy… Vandy put up a half-court heave for the win that went halfway down before rattling out. >11 seed Texas hit a clutch dagger 3 to upset Gonzaga >Goga Bitadze told Luka he’d “f*ck his whole family” in Serbian (per Luka) >The Goggled brother on Saint Louis (Shane Gillis-Alexander) got eliminated from March Madness >Orlando had the ball, the lead and a 95% chance to win with 4 seconds left vs the Lakers -NBA pulled out the NASA cam again to review a forced tov by Bron -Luke Kennard banged a buzzer-beating 3 -After the game, LeBron said he knew Luke was gonna hit that shot >Cooper Flagg missed another game-winning shot on a March Madness night — Kawhi nailed a 30-foot double-contested dagger 3 in ot (LAC wins) >USA’s flag football team beat 3 teams led by NFL players by a combined 106-41. -Yeah that flag football QB who said he was better than Mahomes 2 years ago just dominated a team full of Pro-Bowlers >Cam Skattebo apologized for saying CTE isn’t real and that it's just an excuse. >LeBron became the leader in all-time games played >Everton beat Chelsea 3-0 >Brighton beat Liverpool 2-1 >Leeds went 3 points clear of Spurs in the Prem relegation battle >SGA put up 40 — OKC win 11th straight >Jeremy Fears (16 ast) & Coen Carr (fckn cinema) survived a tuff game vs Louisville >Darius Acuff dropped 36 (scored like every single clutch point) for Arkansas in a narrow win vs 12 seed High Point >Kevin Durant passed Michael Jordan for 5th all-time points >Hawks played Warriors — Podz & Kuminga combined for 8pts >Jazzy Davidson good (and bad) as fck >Spurs blow out Pacers, have now won 21 of their last 23 I literally only post 0-1 times, per day and it’s just these recaps (follow me, pookie)

@dantypo I was more like "fuck you and your 65 year old son in the basement, you old hag".

Remember when you joined Twitter as that idealist who would engage with anyone in the hopes that honest and earnest dialogue would win the day? Then like by day 4 you were like, “yeah fuck you and your mother, you fucking douchebag”?

@GatorsGym Go Gators, way to go Champs!

THE GATORS HAVE DONE IT!!!!!

@TodayiLearrned It's wrong tho

Because nobody had told me 😡

@AmericaPapaBear Let's just say I would have handled it much more quickly and efficiently than that "man" in this video.

UNBELIEVABLE: Footage shows a woman randomly waking up to a child and smacking him in the face! How would you handle that as a parent? I would be in jail.

@menscoach1 She pulls up her top to show me her, uh, flowers. Makes sure I photograph them. Yes, I enjoyed that, and just being in Tokyo. 2/2

@menscoach1 Trip to Japan on business all alone. 1st morning I was up very early because time zones. Out on the street enjoying Tokyo & taking pictures of flowers. 40-something woman rides up to me on a bike and says something like "I'll show you some flowers" (my guess) & 1/2

Women will never understand the simple joy men get from just existing. A man can arrive in a new city, walk around for hours, and enjoy discovering his surroundings. The moment a woman joins, it becomes a nonstop agenda: cafés, restaurants, shopping, tourist spots. She constantly needs something to keep her entertained, while men can be perfectly content doing absolutely nothing. Grab a drink. Sit in the town square. Watch the world. Hours pass. Perfect. Being a man is undefeated.

@MaryTilesTexas You are awesome, thanks not only for what you do, but for what you say. 👍

Feminism told women we can do everything men can. That’s a lie. There are high impact, heavy labor trades I’m not built for. Luckily tile isn’t one of them. Women have been helping in the trades for a long time, I don't need you to label me a feminist to be proud of my work.

@LookAtMyMeat1 You need to give the leftists all of your net worth NOW, or it's lights out, literally, for all of us. Do it. NOW!

Is there a tax I can pay to stop it or does that only work for heating?

@Notwokenow I have LED bulbs in my driveway lighting. 2 up & 2 down. I don't know how many I have actually replaced but one is going out now. If it's not the the 4th one, then fvck me sideways. You have to get the right brightness AND color temperature each time, or it looks all wrong. FML.

I’m legitimately at the point now where every time a light bulb goes out at my house, I dread having to go buy one. I miss the days when you could buy a pack of 4 sun-level wattage bulbs for $3.

@GayRepublicSwag I appreciate you. I completely understand how hard it is in your "community" when you don't want to play their game. But is it really your community then? Anyway, stay strong, be yourself, carry on the good work.

I’m gonna say it because nobody else will. It is harder to come out as a gay Conservative than it was to come out as gay! The gay “community” will cast you out if you don’t share their group think. You have to obey them if you want to be friends with them! It’s truly sad that a community that claims to be open and accepting is so unaccepting to people who think differently! I am gay and Republican! I won’t apologize!!

@Green_k100 No thanks, already got one.

Would you like a woman that tells u exactly what she wants ?

@RonDeSantis I don't want to argue, but when has a public/private partnership ever benefitted the taxpayer? We need to be safe but if there's government oversight over a private entity, we'll be paying double, no?

Is there evidence that creating TSA has made air travel safer over the past 25 years? If not, then why not let the airlines and airports handle it? Why give politicians the power to play games with the travel of our people?

@HazelAppleyard Perfectly normal, right? Leave these people alone. They're just trying to find their true selves.

A tr&ns has recorded himself going into women’s bathrooms and LICKING the toilet seat. BRING BACK MENTAL ASYLUMS.

@ThomasJFarrell7 "You get him out". "F.U. you get him out!"

This is why you don’t leave your garage doors open in FL, this was my folks neighbors house…🐊

@AllEmeraldCoast So True.

Florida is the only state that the more north you go the more southern it gets 🤠🌴

@Kaitain_US What color is your loofa?

Pray for me. I’m in the Villages FL.

@BamaSaltyMarine Trick question. Depends on what color the pancake mix is.

Random thought If you're going down a river at 3mph and your canoe loses a tire, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?

@forallcurious Damn. I just sold all my thick clothes because of global warming.

🚨: Earth is tilting toward its next ice age in 10,000 years, new research reveals

@elonmusk I know! And those are just all the Elon Musks

So many phonies, so few who are the real deal