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@LlewellynOuya Advice hizo zote jiweke sisi wote ni wageni kwa hii dunia young man

With as little as 1k you can start buying company shares in the Nairobi Securities Exchange.. when you buy shares you earn a profit in 2 ways; - Dividends which are paid out annually - capital gain when you sell stocks at a higher price than you bought them for In Kenya, stockbrokers and banks that you can use are licensed by Capital Markets Authority so you can check them out on the CMA website and decide which one you want to use. After that you will provide personal information, national ID, passport photos, mpesa/ bank details, KRA Pin so as to open a CDS account (this is your stocks trading account) You can do this physically or online on your broker's website/app whether you're in Kenya or Diaspora Once your application goes through in 24-72hrs, you can load money and buy shares of the company of your choice Remember, share prices can go up or down so you need to do research and stay updated If you need help with cds account opening or more information on shares, reach out to me.. Contact: 0116178740

@Keruboooo @Bernie_254ke Kwenu ni wapi

@Bernie_254ke Jules si ukuje kwetu umuongeleshe ..fare ni ngapi?

Mshaikuwa na siblings wanakataa shule ? How did you get them back there juu ndugu yangu atatuchizisha jamani🥲😂hataki kuenda shule juu ni private na anataka public na tushalipa fee ya mwaka mzima 🥲😂uwi tumejaribu kumwomgelesha haskiiiiiiii🥲mniambie ebu ama baba yake ammalise

@Web3flux Check dm bro

Hizi loan apps za Zambia si mnazikimbiza wadau? Sharp boys mmekua too sharp

@BonfaceOsoroKE @amerix @Kotsocha_ke 😂😂😂😂

@amerix @Kotsocha_ke Buana yawa😸

If you don't like what Amerix is posting here on X, • Unfollow • Mute • BLOCK How is this hard? Leave him. He will cry and suffer without you.

@Artifence @Bellamyk134 Kujia subscription ya DStv

@Bellamyk134 My wifi makes me money. Yeye anataka tu kuwatch tiktok na netflix

Kunyimana wifi unakuanga low key roho mbaya. Ni kama kunyimana maji. Just split it into 2. Keep your dedicated 15mbps to yourself and leave the remaining 5mbps for your neighbors. Wakitaka kuingia watu 50 ni shida yao.

@Daniel_Mwaniki_ @bomboluly Leta udaku

@bomboluly Sasa si utashtuka kujua about the war cemetery behind Talanta too 😅😅😅

Just saw a cemetery around Nyayo stadium. On your way to CBD.

@MurithiFrank254 @kisongi_ Explain

Nani anataka Spotify premium cracked👍

@MwakaKelvin @ItsKaizerchief Bro dm

@ItsKaizerchief Sasa uzia majirani via kamwifi.co.ke/saas/ See Demo kamwifi.co.ke/saas/demo

Big boy purchase. I'm so proud of myself

@DEMENTOR254 @Westside_254 Yoo

Huwa mnacheza games gani za simu apart from Efootball?

@reyThePuntr dm

@IAreri18983 dm

@spiced_vanilla1 @okayojoshua Term ni moja

@Oddsorstake @okayojoshua In short sote tunasema WANTAM😂

This Kakamega rally has flopped so bad. Kwani there are no people?

@spiced_vanilla1 @okayojoshua Pia hii side yangu

@Oddsorstake @okayojoshua Sarcasm mzee😂 😂

@collinsjohari @Entr_dawood Check inbox yako

@Oddsorstake @Entr_dawood Fungua inbox

Nairobi uku mtaa kuna business sai zinakula vizuri, kijana anashika hao ya 2500 anaweka starlink. Supply wifi like package za 1500. Anaweka like 100 house that's 150K per month. No employees no cost.

@ODPP_KE Ati minor kiawa

DPP seeks age verification for female TikToker in Mombasa heroin case The Director of Public Prosecutions has taken firm action in a narcotics case involving a young female TikToker and her co-accused, underscoring strong commitment to combating drug trafficking along the Coast region. Appearing today before Resident Magistrate Hon. Green Odera in Mombasa, Prosecution successfully sought an age assessment and social inquiry report for the female suspect, who was arrested alongside Amir Latif for allegedly trafficking 109.17 grams of heroin valued at Ksh. 327,510. In response, the court directed the Nyali Sub-County Children’s Officer to prepare a social inquiry report to establish whether the suspect is a minor. The two suspects are set to face charges under Section 4(a)(ii) of the Narcotic Drugs and Psychotropic Substances (Control) Act No. 4 of 1994, as amended in 2022. They are accused of jointly trafficking heroin in Maweni area, Nyali Sub-County, on February 2, 2026. Principal Prosecution Counsel Purity Musembi opposed their release on bond, citing the gravity of narcotics offences and the need to safeguard the integrity of investigations. The court directed that a formal affidavit in opposition to bond be filed. Pending the age assessment, the court ordered Latif remanded at Central Police Station, while the female suspect was committed to Likoni Children’s Remand Home. The matter will be mentioned on February 18, 2026. #HakiNaUsawa

@collinsjohari @Entr_dawood Dm

@Entr_dawood Mi nadai DSTV

@collinsjohari @brian_tafari @Entr_dawood Yes

@brian_tafari @Entr_dawood Iko?

@mimi_wenu @brian_tafari @Entr_dawood What happened boss

@brian_tafari @Entr_dawood Karibu nifungwe juu ya hii shit