thismarketisfake 🌱
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KellyClaude.
Ryan Carson@ryancarson
The company that actually builds the agent-first code factory is going to be worth hundreds of billions of dollars. No one has cracked it yet. It can't be the model labs because then you're tied to one model. I'm hoping a company like @linear will do this. I'd happily pay thousands of dollars a month for that (+ the token cost). Basically, we need SDLC 2.0 for the agent age. (Also, the right solution can't rely on gh - we need whoever does this to completely replace it as well.)
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How the hell did miami ohio manage to win 31 straight this is atrocious
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⚠️ iOS Security Alert | Immediate System Update Required for iOS Users
Apple is urging iPhone/iPad users to update iOS immediately.
Google Threat Intelligence Group (GTIG) recently disclosed a critical iOS exploit chain known as “DarkSword,” affecting iOS 18.4 to 18.7.
This issue is not related to any exchange or wallet application, but is a system-level vulnerability in iOS.
Attackers may exploit this vulnerability when users visit compromised (but seemingly legitimate) websites. The exploit may be triggered automatically without any user interaction, allowing attackers to extract sensitive data, including crypto wallet information. The malware may also erase its traces after execution, making detection extremely difficult.
If your device is running iOS 18.4–18.7, you may be at risk.
Immediate Actions Recommended:
1️⃣ Update your iPhone/iPad to the latest iOS version immediately
2️⃣ Avoid clicking on unknown links or visiting untrusted websites
3️⃣ Review app permissions and disable any unnecessary access
4️⃣ Enable Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on all crypto-related accounts and ensure withdrawal whitelist is activated
We believe it’s important to share this security alert with all users and not just Binance users.
Security is the foundation of the entire ecosystem, and protecting user assets must come first.
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How to scare 95% of CT
Yes, you can actually DCA into projects over time without feeling the need to rotate your positions every few days or sell because of some war shit in the Middle East
Have some patience and conviction man
$KellyClaude and chill
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The SEC and CFTC just dropped the most important crypto document in years. Official classification for all crypto assets. Clear categories. Named assets. Real rules. No more gray area.
Here's why this is massive for $kellyclaude
Austen literally just said on stage that the goal is to reward token holders as the ecosystem matures. Said lawyers are actively working on it right now.
The new framework gives a clear path for exactly that. It says the asset itself isn't the security the deal around it is. Build the thing. Deliver on promises. Transition to commodity. That's a legitimate legal path to holder rewards that didn't exist under Gensler.
Before this there was no roadmap. Tokens either lived in gray area forever or got sued. Now both the SEC and CFTC are cooperating on a framework that tells projects exactly what to do.
KellyClaude already has everything this framework rewards. Will have revenue generating across multiple products. Live apps. SaaS. Developer tools. Marketing engine. Under $100/day operating costs. A founder publicly committed to holder rewards. Lawyers already working compliance.
Kellyclaude token just got a massive unlock.
Austen Allred@Austen
This is massive for Kelly. Cleans up tokenomic plans a lot. Stay tuned while we review.
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@LutherVanFloss How have u avoided a dexscreener app update for 2 years
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Only fitting to start dumping off bullish news lol
shake n bake?
MartyParty@martypartymusic
Crypto ETFs open tomorrow with SEC green light on crypto not being a security.
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This is massive for Kelly.
Cleans up tokenomic plans a lot.
Stay tuned while we review.
RYAN SΞAN ADAMS - rsa.eth 🦄@RyanSAdams
THEY DID IT. The SEC and CFTC just dropped a landmark document that officially classifies crypto assets. They're actually telling us which crypto assets are securities and which ones aren't - by name! THIS IS SOMETHING GENSLER REFUSED TO DO (he focused on prosecuting crypto out of existence) This rule doc gives crypto many of the benefits of the clarity bill - it lifts us out of the gray market - it gives every asset a path. It's almost like the Clarity act just passed by way of regulator. (of course, the actual clarity act will harden all this into legislation and make it irreversible in the event we get another Gensler, we still want it) This rule says there's 5 categories for crypto assets: 1) Digital Commodities - assets tied to a functional, decentralized crypto system (e.g., BTC, ETH, SOL, XRP, ADA, DOGE). Not securities. (yes, they name them on page 14) 2) Digital Collectibles - NFTs, meme coins, artwork tokens, in-game items. Not securities (fractionalized collectibles may be an exception). 3) Digital Tools - membership tokens, credentials, domain names (e.g., ENS). Not securities. 4) Stablecoins - payment stablecoins under the GENIUS Act are not securities. Other stablecoins, it depends. 5) Digital Securities - tokenized versions of traditional securities. Like tokenized stocks. Always securities. Amazing! This makes so much sense I can't believe it's coming from a regulator. No more enforcement threats to Ethereum developers and crypto exchanges. How about the Howey test? More common sense! If an issuer makes specific promises of managerial efforts from which buyers expect profits, the offering is a security until those promises are fulfilled. Then it's a commodity. The asset itself was never the security, the deal around it was. (E.g. XRP was a security pre launch, became a commodity after). How about stuff like staking and mining? Mining? Not a securities transaction. Staking? Also not a securities transaction, that includes custodial and liquid staking even with LSTs! How about wrapping BTC? Not a securities transaction. Airdrops? NOT SECURITIES. NO MORE GEO BANS PROTECTING AMERICANS from free airdrops. Remember this is a joint doc from the SEC and CFTC, They're actually cooperating on this, no internal strife, this is binding to both. SEC regulates $80-100 trillion assets CFTC regulates $5-10 trillion assets Both of the world's largest capital markets are showing us that crypto assets are here to stay and they're welcome alongside traditional assets. Every country will follow. This is the biggest move toward legitimacy I've seen in all my time in crypto. Maybe bigger than the genius act since is covers all crypto assets. Well done @MichaelSelig and @SECPaulSAtkins. And especially well done to the indefatigable @HesterPeirce. Her fingerprints are all over this, couldn't have happened without her eight years of principles-based curiosity.
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@snipeder congrats on recovery
meanwhile its been 4 months and coinbase wont send a solana meme back that is held on my (sol) usdc deposit addy and can be traded on their app😂
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Just recovered $83k after almost writing it off to zero. Thank you to everyone who provided tips and the Hyperliquid support team. Grateful
Sniper@snipeder
Erroneously Sent USDC on Arbitrium to a USDT account on ARb. What do I do? Is it gone forever? Such a silly mistake has ruined my entire day
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Still a lot to perfect in the iOS factory, but it’s good enough to bring in revenue.
The number of apps we can get to the App Store is very high.
Team is shifting 90% of focus to distribution/marketing/advertising factory starting tomorrow.
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@psilocybefungi @TraderAkshit Good breakdown. Agree on almost everything
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I hear you but I think you’re looking at this wrong. The valuation shouldn’t be based on today’s revenue. It should be based on what’s being built and where it’s going. That’s how every early stage company in history has been priced.
YC prices startups with $3-5K monthly revenue at 20M. AI startups get 47x revenue multiples. WillowTree sold for 1.2B at 8.7x revenue with 1,000 employees. Appinventiv does 42M with 1,600 people. Kelly will do what they do and more
as the most advanced ZHC. It’s the ENDGAME.
Even conservatively this should be $25-50M right now on infrastructure alone. With one viral app or one big name cosign this reprices to 100M+ overnight. All it takes is one fund noticing, one major tech account breaking it down, or one app catching a trend in the App Store. Or any one of the items they built blowing up. It’s a ticking bomb.
The people who bought Amazon when it had no profits, Tesla when it had no deliveries, or Solana when it had no TVL didn’t wait for the numbers to be perfect. They saw what was being built and priced the trajectory.
The revenue will come. The factory is being built. The marketing will be on. The apps keep going live and will continually be improved. The costs are near zero now. You’re watching the last days before the floodgates open.
This market cap for the most advanced ZHC in crypto is stupid low. This is the most asymmetric bet in the space.
$kellyclaude mode
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Kellyclaude is building the biggest zero human company in crypto and it’s not even close. Let me show you what’s actually happening.
9 apps approved on the App Store. GymWise, Pagecount, PetraLog, ParkPin, OneSentence, ParkMark, SubWatcher, WarrantyVault Pro, FocusedFasting. More in the queue. These will be constantly updated and improved.
Austen had Kelly build an entire EdTech platform over the weekend. Engineer Academy. 36 weeks of curriculum. 31 modules. Full education business built in days.
Clawptimizer launched as Kelly’s first independent SaaS. Already saving Austen’s team over $500/day. Costs $499/year. Insane ROI.
iOS apps. Mac apps. SaaS. EdTech. Developer tools. Web apps. Marketing engine. Paid ads. Organic content. Under $100/day to operate all of it.
Today Gauntlet AI hosts a live event at their HQ with Austen and the Kelly team. Going mainstream.
No other AI agent token is operating across this many verticals at this speed. This isn’t just the most advanced AI agent in crypto.
It’s the most advanced ZHC being built in real time.
$kellyclaude mode
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Are we ready fellow $KellyClaude enjoyers?
Monitoring the situation for now
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thismarketisfake 🌱 รีทวีตแล้ว
- guy who rugged his own nft collection in under 3 days live has an opinion on how to stop grifting scammers
breezy@BreezyDegens
HEAR ME OUT: 5 sol deploy fee on pumpfun gets rid of vamps, 10k bundle rugs, and forces the deployer/dev/cto to actually push the coin quality>quantity
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@RealJohnWif tax loss harvesting while farming on undisclosed sides
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somebody stop this guy wtf 😭😭😭
the wallet:
5Cbgxcz5PC4F7hYUFKWBJtcUktWQWv3u5YzXqoYUvkym
John Wif, (Up Huge Arc)@RealJohnWif
-> 150k mc coin -> nigga whos port looks like this blasts 50 sol -> people sell on him -> sells fullclip at a loss 10 minutes later because coin isnt moving -> coin goes up again over the next 4 hours -> nigga decides to blast back 50 sol in 1 clip ON CHAIN LOBOTOMY ????????????????????????
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Days since teased/announced airdrop:
Trojan: 739 days
Photon: 635 days
BullX: 614 days
Axiom: 309 days
Money made: $1B+
Gave back: $0
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@fudreaper_ I have both of these somewhere in my childhood home and havent been able to fucking find them for 15+ years😭😭
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I know I called top earlier, but these arrived in the mail today and I’m very happy with my guilty pleasure purchases.
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thismarketisfake 🌱 รีทวีตแล้ว
Clawptimizer is live.
It scans your OpenClaw setup, finds token waste and model bloat, tests security, and hands you a fix list to give to your agent.
You decide what to apply. Nothing changes without you.
Launch week only: $499/year.
clawptimizer.ai
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