William Buster

This low-resolution photo of goat poop will get more likes than the Israeli flag.

@GovTimWalz 😭😭

Living in a nursing home shouldn’t mean giving up everyday freedoms. I just signed a bill allowing seniors living in nursing homes to consume alcohol - so that everyone can enjoy happy hour!

@axelbutters96 @logancarnes000 👃

@logancarnes000 Porn is great . Weed and alcohol in moderation

I am 40 days sober from alcohol. 41 days sober from porn. 171 days sober from weed today! How am I doing???

@tommysantos14 🤣🤣🤣🤣

When Trump pussies out tonight, his message will go something like this: "I am pleased to announce that Iran has agreed to save the lives of its great and wonderful people and make a deal! Therefore, I am postponing the Total and Complete Devastation of their bridges and nuclear powerplants for one week. There is still a chance for Iran to become a respected country, the likes of which the world has never seen, if they do the right thing. We have already won this war, Totally and Completely. Do the right thing! Thank you for your attention to this matter!" What do you think? Did I miss anything? 😏

@Tradermayne 🤣🤣

God damit.

If “does it all“ were a sofa 😌

@itsCorasmith 🤡🤡

@desertnode @RaoulGMI 💯😂

@RaoulGMI You guys remember the banana zone? Never listen to anything this bozo has to say

We are getting to that point of doom on Iran where X got to on Ukraine. Back then without gas and food we were going to be cholipping frozen, starved, dead Europeans of the streets. This time it's oil, gas, fertilizer and helium all about to bring about the end of humanity as we know it....

@yhbryankimiq IQ of 0

Crypto is about to explode.

They should be on the front line instead of crypto scamming people and breaking corruption records

@0hour1 @megynkelly Trumps a fucking retard at this point

@megynkelly I didn’t know you went democrat best of luck.

It’s going great.

🇦🇺 AUSTRALIA IS RUNNING OUT OF FUEL Over 500 gas stations in Australia have now run out of fuel.

@Bobby_1111888 🤡🤡

Oil is going to fall off a cliff.

@coinbureau 🤣🤡

🇺🇸TRUMP’S SIGNATURE TO APPEAR ON NEW U.S. $100 BILLS Starting June 2026, new $100 notes are expected to carry President Donald Trump’s signature. For the first time since 1861, a sitting president’s signature could appear on U.S. paper currency alongside the U.S. Treasurer’s.

@WatcherGuru 😂😂😂😂😂

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says "I thought oil prices would go up more and the stock market would go down more."

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP IS GIVING IRAN ONE LAST FINAL CHANCE FOR THE 6TH TIME THIS WEEK

@DeItaone 🌭

TRUMP: I AM PAUSING PERIOD OF ENERGY PLANT DESTRUCTION BY 10 DAYS TO MONDAY, APRIL 6, 2026, AT 8 P.M., EASTERN TIME

@DeItaone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵

IRANIAN TELEVISION ABOUT SENIOR IRANIAN LEADERS: TRUMP IS A LIAR AND NO NEGOTIATIONS TOOK PLACE. TRUMP WAS JUST HUMILIATED AND BACKED DOWN FROM BOMBING IRANIAN ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE DUE TO FEAR OF A DECISIVE IRANIAN RESPONSE

Step 1 in deescalation must be restraining the Israelis, otherwise all efforts to negotiate will follow this pattern: POTUS publicly announces deescalation. Israel takes major strikes to destroy the negotiations & in turn weaken our ability to negotiate. The war accelerates.

@kelseskladden Yes it’s dead… ☠️

So $SHEZMU officially dead then?!