Eric McCoy

With the greatest humility, I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their allies, have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere including Lebanon and elsewhere, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. I warmly welcome the sagacious gesture and extend deepest gratitude to the leadership of both the countries and invite their delegations to Islamabad on Friday, 10th April 2026, to further negotiate for a conclusive agreement to settle all disputes. Both parties have displayed remarkable wisdom and understanding and have remained constructively engaged in furthering the cause of peace and stability. We earnestly hope, that the ‘Islamabad Talks’ succeed in achieving sustainable peace and wish to share more good news in coming days! @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @SecRubio @SteveWitkoff @SEPeaceMissions @drpezeshkian @mb_ghalibaf @araghchi

@RobinhoodApp @TrumpAccounts @BNYglobal I was in the ballpark…

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@KalshiTrade Kalshi like….listen mf we know clarity act locked…Iran big Q….safe bet 75k…but it IS going up. Keep on d/l.

BREAKING: Our traders forecast Bitcoin will hit $75,000 this month

@piersmorgan Hold a show on Islamic assimilation to British culture. The results should speak for themselves.

We have barely any gun crime, and are not standing on the edge of any Islamist abyss. Other than that, spot on. 👍

"Americans age 65 and older received an estimated $2.7 trillion in federal outlays last year, six times more than the $449 billion for Americans under 26 years old," per WaPo.

@unusual_whales Agree

Rubio: If NATO is just about us defending Europe if they’re attacked, but them denying us basing rights when we need them, then that’s not a very good arrangement.

Gavin Newsom's State Medicaid program ‘Medi-Cal’ is losing $146 BILLION per year to fraud. The level of fraud in California is insane.

BREAKING: An experimental gene therapy ear injection has cured deafness for 10 out of 10 patients in clinical trial.

For years, California leaders accused oil companies of price gouging at the pump, but a state investigation found no evidence of that. Instead, a CBS News California investigation found what's really driving the highest gas prices in the U.S. cbsloc.al/3PPOHwW

@BowenBoxing Looks more like a dive to me

Ryan Garcia's ghost punch 🥶

@FastbreakHoops5 He is correct

Steph Curry's All-Time Starting 5.

@ZssBecker Not alts….Algorand

Some day in the next year. You will blink and crypto will be hot again. And you will of given your left nut to buy alts at these prices.

Michael Jordan couldn't do anything wrong that season 🐐

For those not getting it, he's talking about forming a NATO against America.

HUGE: The Chinese-Americans accused of attempting to explode an IED at MacDill Air Force Base Visitor’s center in Tampa were anchor babies for illegal parents, colleague @MaryMargOlohan reports. DHS nabbed the duo’s parents, Qiu Qin Zou and Jia Zhang Zheng, on March 18 for illegal entry. The parents applied for asylum in 1993, but were denied by an immigration judge, who issued them a deportation order in 1998. The Board of Immigration Appeals repeatedly denied their attempts to have their case reopened. Despite the repeated denials for status, they remained in the US. dailywire.com/news/exclusive…

Two birthright citizens, born to illegal immigrant parents from China, tried to bomb an Air Force base on American soil. Whoever they were “subject to the jurisdiction thereof,” it wasn’t the United States of America.

@WarMonitor3 Don’t mention this to @sircalebhammer he will learn you up that all vets are scammers and grifters just signing up for the post-service pension. Dude knows it all.

Can you imagine how brave you have to be to fly a helicopter into Iranian airspace at low altitude to save another one of your brothers. Soldiers deserve every ounce of respect they get and more…

@Polymarket Whoever clogged that toilet has a red face right now

BREAKING: The only toilet on Artemis II is currently malfunctioning.

@Polymarket Bag it and tag it