J P Smith

#MayTheFourthBeWithYou Live long and prosper

Never forget #EdBallsDay

It's just been announced that Glastonbury Festival's creator Michael Eavis has been awarded a knighthood in the New Year Honours list, for services to music and charity. Read a new interview with Sir Michael over on the Glastonbury website now!

@O2 Always

Settle a debate for us. Do you close your apps? 👇

Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein ...

@VictoriaCoren @BBCTwo So the other account is fake.

At last, the weather’s improved! But for those who *like* a cloud on the horizon: Only Connect is on tonight at 8pm @BBCTwo.

@StephenMangan Douglas IOM

Post the first image that comes up when you google image search your place of birth.

#StarWarsDay Live Long and prosper "dif-tor heh smusma"

Happy Ed Balls day everybody.

@Dalkuin ♻️ 🛻 🕝

@O2 💪 Cheers

Reply with a 🫴 and we’ll give you an underrated emoji 🦥

@secretcinema I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die

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Wow

@UPS_UK Thanks all ok now, tracking information was a bit confusing.

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@UPS_UK Morning, Expecting delivery today but address change from my delivery town Chesham to Luton. Why??

Good to see Richard is still doing the repeats. #pointless

@bletchleypark a diagonal board connector at the rear of a Bombe

Guess that part! Do you know what famous Bletchley Park machine this cable belongs to? 🔌 Check back tomorrow to see if you got it right. #Guess #BletchleyPark

@AlexHorne No tickets for me, will just have a picnic at Task 185.

Anyone need tickets to the gathering next week?

@secretcinema Hammer Spleen

The first step to becoming a Ravager is getting you a proper name! Generate your makeshift Ravager name using your birth month and year. Now, introduce your fearsome Ravager alter ego below! #RavagersRiseUp #SecretCinema #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy