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@EveryManicsSong What's happened to this poll?

#poll 186/95 Pick your favourite / preferred #Manics song:

@w1llthemarshal @markpougatch Specially if they've passed.

@markpougatch They should also never ever ever use the term “hospital pass” when many people are in fact in hospital. Unwell. They need to do so so much better.

Football reporters should never ever, ever, ever use the word ‘disaster’ in relation to giving a goal away. We’ve just marked the Hillsborough tragedy. Check your language. Do much better.

@ItsAndyRyan Sick joke

Once went to a concert by The Cure at a festival but accidentally saw Placebo instead and didn't notice the difference.

@benonwine @sharrond62 Link? Source? Proof?

SACKED after 17 years… for stopping a thief. A Waitrose worker in Clapham Junction has lost his job after intervening to stop someone stealing Easter eggs. Walker Smith, 54, had given 17 years of service only to be shown the door for trying to do the right thing. No warning. No loyalty. Just gone. What message does that send to staff and to every other would be shoplifter wanting an easy target. Do your job… but don’t actually protect the business. Waitrose have ABSOLUTELY no loyalty to their staff they are quite happy to dispense of Loyal partners like yesterdays rubbish.

@punt_rd Say you're sorry but you can't tell them to quieten down seeing as you're away for the weekend. But you're sure they'll be fine on their own. Also, could he be a dear and keep an eye out for any fires.

Grumpy older neighbour. One time he turned a leaf blower and left it running lent against the fence in protest of my kids. Also isn’t a day off the perfect time for kids to hit our pool in our backyard? How should I respond to this?

@Aaretherealone @hashjenni Muppet.

@hashjenni There isn’t any verified policy where Israel enforces a death penalty based on ethnicity. Comparisons to Nazi Germany carry a lot of weight, so it’s important to stick to well-sourced facts rather than framing things in a way that can mislead or inflame.

Just so we're clear, Israel is now the first state to have an ethnicity-based death penalty since Nazi Germany.

As an aside, an unspoken rule in English known as ‘ablaut reduplication’ means we never dally-dilly on the way to a game of pong-ping while the bells go dong-ding. Nor, sadly, do we ever eat a KatKit.

@archer_rs Have you sold your account?

I wonder how many of those claiming a "genocide" in the Palestinian territories have ever been there? If they had they would understand the ridiculousness of claiming there has ever been one there.

@dubslife1 What a cunt.

Joe Pesci has let himself go

@Glaucium_ En el Campo de Gibraltar teníamos Pryca y Continente. Ahora los dos son Carrefour pero si coges un taxi son Pryca o Continente.

llamaré twitter a X hasta que me muera soy como mi abuela llamando pryca al carrefour

@ItsAndyRyan @esarty @buntyhoven Nice one. Cheers.

@Sem75 @esarty @buntyhoven The new UK version of Saturday Night Live, which started the weekend just gone.

Can’t believe how much this is still going round my head.

@theafroaussie @VTECGibraltar Proof?

Israel tortured a one year old in front of his father in an attempt to extract a false confession under duress. Israel tortured a baby. Read that again.

@PerthPom @archer_rs 100% this.

@archer_rs Don't be so daft. You were good when you posted funny stories about silly Brits. Now you're turning into one.

What an embarrassment

@sciencegirl The prices.

People who actually experienced the 1990s: What is something you miss from that decade that just isn't the same today

@RobThorley @GaryDelaney @TheBabylonBee Explain pls. I don't get it.

@GaryDelaney @TheBabylonBee lol, took me a moment...

Iran Warns U.S. It Has Huge Stockpile Of Supreme Leaders buff.ly/jYpQLxe

@HLTCO Agree. But it's easy to forget there are ten players in front of the keeper. If most of them did their job, the keeper wouldn't be under pressure. But it's football. It happens.

On a purely human level, that must be an incredibly difficult thing for Kinsky to deal with. Can’t ever remember seeing anything like it before. I’m sure it has happened that early to a keeper but I can’t recall it.

@vinnybamber @I_amMukhtar With all due respect, any proof? Not defending him, or having a go at you btw.

@I_amMukhtar Don't know if true but I've read it's his daughter posting

John Cleese is sharing a clear AI generated about white British kids being "forced" to pray the Islamic way. Someone needs to take his phone away from him.

@haveigotnews Contestants go toe to toe.

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@WW3finalboss @tmorello @grok is this true?