
FLORIDA MAN HOARDS 600 GALLONS OF GAS IN HIS ABOVE-GROUND POOL "FOR WHEN IT GETS BAD" Lakeland, FL A 51-year-old Lakeland man was arrested Tuesday after Polk County fire marshals responded to a neighbor complaint and discovered approximately 600 gallons of unleaded gasoline stored in a 24-foot above-ground swimming pool in the man's backyard, covered with a tarp, two lawn chairs, and a hand-painted sign reading "PRIVATE — NOT A POOL ANYMORE." DARWIN AWARD WINNER 🏆























