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Johnny Dangerously

@SmartAss1975

Chiefs & Mizzou Apologist; Caring and honest hundredaire

Flyover USA เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2025
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Bren@Bren__xoxo·
If average life span is 76 then that makes 38 middle aged. 😅
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They said this girl was just average until she stepped on the court and turned into a straight-up menace for the Indiana Fever. Sophie Cunningham, the 6’1” shooting guard from Missouri, comes out firing — draining threes, locking down defenders, hyping the bench, and playing with that raw, competitive fire that makes the whole arena feel it. One minute she’s the “average role player” in the comments, the next she’s dropping dimes, crashing boards, and backing up her teammates like it’s personal. From her high school days kicking field goals and earning a taekwondo black belt at age 6, to Missouri stardom, to now bringing that same energy to the WNBA — she’s never been “just average.” She’s the hype woman, the lockdown wing, the one who shows up with the chip on her shoulder and the skills to match. They laughed or slept on her… until the highlights started rolling and the respect had to follow. Was it fair that they called her average? Sophie Cunningham isn’t average — she’s that girl. 🔥 #SophieCunningham #IndianaFever #WNBA #NotAverage #Basketball #WNBATok
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Johnny Dangerously@SmartAss1975·
@Playteaux1 Only a REAL VH fan would say it’s Dave. And anything after Diver Down is a completely different animal.
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Playteaux@Playteaux1·
Very Controversial Question: David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?
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Buck Sexton@BuckSexton·
Picking up a lot of medical jargon from watching The Pitt on HBO, also learning that all drug addicts and violent criminals are white
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Johnny Dangerously@SmartAss1975·
@Sadie_NC If any of that has anything to do with a spinning blade, I’d be staying inside
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Sadie
Sadie@Sadie_NC·
Y’all… my husband just spent 45 minutes “fixin’” the lawnmower with nothing but duct tape, a pocket knife, and pure stubbornness… and it’s actually running better than it has in years. Married country life in North Carolina, I swear it’s a whole vibe. What’s the wildest “redneck engineering” fix you or your spouse has ever pulled off that somehow worked? I need to know I’m not alone! 😂😂
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Sadie
Sadie@Sadie_NC·
This is crazy. I can't believe how much lint came out of the dryer vent. This is so dangerous. Make sure you clean your vents; they can cause a fire.
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Johnny Dangerously@SmartAss1975·
@wobblymami If I was a girl I’d wear nothing but sundresses. No skivs. And I’d be a whore.
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cornbread Bitch
cornbread Bitch@wobblymami·
If I was a guy I would jerk off literally all day
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Johnny Dangerously@SmartAss1975·
@cactusncookies I love that! It’s like a little gift from God when I hear my daughter singing in the shower. And I know she’s a happy girl and that’s what matters most.
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cactus girl 🌵@cactusncookies·
My 20 yr old daughter doesn’t know anyone is home so she’s singing her heart out in the shower. She hasn’t always been the happiest girl so to hear her *beautiful* voice singing happily is one of my most favorite things in the world.
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Brandon
Brandon@LibOrNormal·
This Hippo wasn't having any of this🤣😂
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HustleBitch
HustleBitch@HustleBitch_·
🚨 WE ARE AT WAR — U.S. ENERGY TARGET HIT — MASSIVE EXPLOSION ERUPTS AT ONE OF AMERICA’S LARGEST REFINERIES — BOOMS HEARD MILES AWAY A Valero refinery in Port Arthur, Texas just erupted into flames after a reported explosion, and the footage is unreal. • One of the largest refineries in the U.S. (~335,000 barrels/day) • Massive fireball and thick black smoke pouring into the sky • Residents say the blast shook homes and rattled windows • Shelter-in-place warnings issued as the situation unfolds This isn’t some small facility… this is critical U.S. energy infrastructure going up in flames. If this isn’t an accident… what does that mean for what comes next?
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Murray Hill Guy
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1·
Friend just got this text… what should he do?
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Buzz Patterson@BuzzPatterson·
ICE agents shown ripping families apart and shooting people.
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Sassafrass84
Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84·
People are triggered that I serve my husband and kids their food. It has always been that way for me. They are calling me a control freak. I call it my love language. I also do buffets to serve yourselves when I am hosting parties. I do both. So, who is projecting on who? And why the hell are people even angry about this? This is so weird to me.
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Arabella
Arabella@arabella_045·
Is anyone still waiting for me to follow back? 😉 Please let me know...I don’t want to miss anyone! ♥️🇺🇸 If you follow me, I will follow you back!💯
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Mizzou Athletics
Mizzou Athletics@MizzouAthletics·
M-I-Z took over S-T-L. Thank you, Tiger fans! #MIZ 🐯
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Sassafrass84
Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84·
Well, would you look at that? Thanks to the Fb group that publicized the decisions of this committee with names and faces. Less likely to forget. Vote them out. In Colorado, you can rape a child and get probation instead of prison. A bill to change that just failed — for the third year in a row. Four Democrats voted it down. 4 to 3. For the third consecutive year, Colorado lawmakers have killed a bill that would have required prison time for convicted child rapists. Senate Bill 26-111, titled "Protections Against Child Rape," was voted down 4-3 on a party-line vote in the Senate Judiciary Committee on March 18, 2026. The four Democrats who blocked it: Adrienne Benavidez, Nick Hinrichsen, Katie Wallace, and Mike Weissman. Under current Colorado law, a person convicted of sexually assaulting a child can be sentenced to probation instead of prison. The bill would have eliminated that option for certain Class 3 and Class 4 felony child sexual assault cases. It was sponsored by Republican Senator Janice Rich, with bipartisan House support from Republican Brandi Bradley and Democrat Regina English. Bradley said on record: "In our state, in Colorado, you can rape multiple children as long as it's only one time and receive probation." The same type of bill was killed in 2024 (8-3) and 2025 (6-5). This was the narrowest version yet — and it still failed. One of the four lawmakers who voted against it, Senator Hinrichsen, is also the lead sponsor of a bill to decriminalize prostitution in Colorado. Both bills went through the same committee. PC: Things You Don't Know on fb.
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Brandon
Brandon@LibOrNormal·
Best Screenshot Wins🤪🤣
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