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@sofiatieegir No thanks

My mom taught me this...

@JillSAnthony It’s a boneless ribeye. It’s not that crazy if we’re being honest

It’s double in price from 2 years ago and it’s not just the expensive cuts of meat.

It’s insane that 3 ribeye at Costco are $99 dollars. Beef has become unaffordable for many Americans and there is no relief in site.

@oliveegger No better feeling than firing that up when you really need it. So damn clutch

@StayAtHomeDad0 We just have a giant one lol

Husband has entered survivalist mode. Living his best life prepping us for a week or two with no power lol

@Mayzomatic Correct. It’s actually the intelligent answer

I was initially a red button guy. Seems like the obvious, more intelligent choice. Everyone in control of their own lives. No one needs to die, just press red However there have been so many people arguing blue that it in turn makes them correct. Way too many people are going to

@LBknowsBall Universities will take a stronger look at top and bottom lines and everyone knows that only football and men’s basketball make any profit for universities. If they need more money they will go to places where you are net negative i.e., all other sports outside those two

For every $4 million quarterback that signs with a Power Four school, will there be a tennis player, a swimmer, a gymnast, someone who did everything right, losing their sport entirely? This is where the story stops being about money and starts being about something much harder to quantify. The sports that are being sacrificed on the altar of college football aren't just line items on a budget. They are the primary pipeline feeding the United States Olympic program.

@theblockspot Or maybe they just all weren’t that great

Nussmeier… Projected 1st… Went 249th. Ewers… Projected 1st… Went 231st. Fromm… Projected 1st… Went 167th. Rattler… Projected 1st… Went 150th. Howell… Projected 1st… Went 144th. CFB has a QB development problem.

@publicinte What a take. Maybe doesn’t have no heart but pretty close

even if you had toddlers and they coin flip their button press, you should still pick red

@revenant_MMXX And therefore if you push red we know you have a mediocre IQ

Best IQ test this site has seen in a while. Most read it as blue being the only way to guarantee everyone's survival, but the simpler solution is for everyone to press red. Although one may press red for selfish reasons, it's also the only true guarantee of survival for anyone.

@Aneka15amyth Mid IQ. The second you think two people will push different colors, it’s obviously blue

You are not killing anyone. Pushing the red button doesn't cause death. Pushing the blue button results in death if less than 50% push the blue button. Everyone pushes their own button. You have no guarantee everyone will push a button at all.

@MikeDiMat @neil_chilson That’s exactly what a mid IQ would say and do

@StayAtHomeDad0 @neil_chilson Actually off the chart to the right

When I told my wife about this game she asked something I haven’t heard at all in the discourse: how would you tell our kids (ours are under 7) to vote?

Awake in the middle of the night and “mid”ing everyone

@gfodor King of mid IQ thinking

This is an amazing post. Taken at face value, it reveals this person thinks you should make choices based on what you wish would happen, even if you feel certain about what *will* happen, in a matter of life and death. It is literally choosing death to uphold a self-narrative.

@RealDianeYap Mid IQ

Right, because more than half of blue pushers are too stupid to connect button-pushing with choosing to die. When you make them walk into a wood chipper or a blender or off a cliff, suddenly they realize “oh yeah, I could die if I choose this”

@gfodor We’re grasping now. We’re losing it

if you actually ran the crosstabs on this, I would be shocked if the people who *actually* risk their lives for others regularly (military, police, fire, etc) weren't majority red button voters

@akafaceUS That was the most boring, edge of my seat video I’ve ever seen. Really diabolical to the brain.

Sometimes I wonder why some stuff is so expensive and then I see Videos like this then I understand.

@RickShielsPGA 13 seconds

How long do you warm up for before a round of golf?

@gfodor Mid IQ

People seeing a theoretical blue win as validation that blue is the right choice for them is hilarious because it’s exactly backwards. Your vote has no meaningful effect. If you believe a blue win is all but certain, you are far more morally justified to vote red.

@breakingbaht Mid IQ bro

It should be an immediate red flag that a lot of these "blue button" weirdos are women. We can either keep making his mistake or figure this out. Eventually, you have to understand women will lead all of existence into a obliteration for absolutely no reason other than their

@minordissent Mid IQ

If I thought there was a very high chance blue could get over 50% IRL, I would vote blue and save the bluecels (bless their hearts). Perhaps this could happen in a high trust ethnostate. But in America I guarantee you you're never getting close to 50% blue, in which case i'm not