Perennial Millennial™️

@FrankenforIowa @MalcolmNance Oooo-essss-ayyyyy

The USA is in hot contention for the most reviled leadership team on the planet. A new #1 chant.

It’s just a matter of time until Trump names Tiger Woods the Secretary of Transportation now.

@megynkelly Get a room.

Look at Micro. So drunk on his teeny tiny temporary power he wants the VP out for the sin of challenging Netanyahu.

@marklevinshow Get a room!

Look at Deep Throat. Oh the stories I hear.  Filthy mouth.

@TheStalwart @Camrjohnson Try the veal, I’ll be here all night.

@Camrjohnson Hopefully it just affects Christmas gifts and not Channukah gifts.

Member of the Odd Lots Discord says nurdle prices already surging in China

@juliettekayyem 1 trillion per annum is not enough to figure this out.

This story has been circulating for a few weeks and now is finally making it to wider audiences. Homeland defense and military readiness seem dangerously vulnerable to a threat that is well known.

@yashar Uber?

I keep seeing people say this. This wasn’t a one-time incident involving bad judgment…like someone going out with friends for a special occasion and things getting out of hand. This is someone who has repeatedly had this exact issue. At a certain point, this isn’t about money or access to a driver. It’s about decision-making patterns that don’t change. Someone who has repeatedly had this issue isn’t going to be thinking rationally in the moment. Not an excuse — just explaining.

@JetSetGent @Acyn lol

@Acyn He is not wrong. Biden did monumental amount of damage.

Tim Scott: We always have to remember, why we find ourselves where we are. Joe Biden…

@ABC Almost frosting ain’t cake.

Videos circulated online by Iranian state media appear to show a missile nearly striking a U.S. F/A-18 fighter jet flying over Iran. abcnews.link/GPRbTwh

@GovernorShapiro @ericgarland Philly? LoL

BREAKING: I just signed a bipartisan bill giving bars the option to stay open until 4 AM as we celebrate FIFA and America250 right here in Philadelphia. Celebrate responsibly, Philly. 🍻🇺🇸

@RepLuna hanging with sanctioned Russkies. Cool. #sedition

@AndrewKolvet Bullshit

BOMBSHELL: Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard has learned of 2022 intercepted Ukrainian communications outlining a plot to funnel “hundreds of millions of dollars” in USAID development money directly back to Joe Biden’s re-election campaign and the DNC. Gabbard's team has yet to find evidence that the communications were thoroughly investigated by the Biden administration, because of course they weren’t. The elaborate plot would use US companies paying subcontractors in structured payments that would make it nearly impossible to track the funds once they made their way back to the Biden campaign. I wonder why Democrats have long been obsessed with sending $ billions of US taxpayer dollars to Ukraine. Is this what Act Blue is really used for? 🤔

@EricLDaugh Gonna bugger someone

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Speaker Johnson is FURIOUS right now, literally red in the face because he's so upset Democrats are destroying the lives of TSA agents He just slammed the podium and STORMED OFF! "We cannot BELIEVE it's come to that, but it has!" "More people HARMED by criminal, illegal aliens than are being PROTECTED by the Democrat Party. AND WE'RE SICK OF IT!" "Only one party on the Hill is willing to FUND all of the security and safety of the American people." "It's VERY sad that Democrats are not interested in doing that!" "IT IS SHAMEFUL." "There is no way for them to defend this to the American people. And breaking it out is, I think it puts an exclamation point on what they've tried to do here. It's shameful!" "SO many people have been through SO many hardships because of this NONSENSE. And what we're concerned about is people may actually be HURT!" @SpeakerJohnson

@MeghanMcCain AOC has magma degree from BU. Markwayne is in trouble with the butcher.

I don’t get it - it’s a flex AOC was a bartender but it’s a negative Markwayne was a plumber? You are such a hack.

@EnvoyNoem Worst ever! Now in a made up Position so you can still fly around on the taxpayers dime whilst boning Lewdendowsky.

It has been an honor and a privilege to serve as the 8th Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security. I want to thank President Trump for entrusting me to lead the department leading the fight to Make America Safe Again. In one year, the patriots at DHS delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., located 145,000 unaccompanied children, delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion, and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard. As Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas, I will build on the years of national security expertise I forged during my time as Secretary of Homeland Security, Governor of South Dakota, and Congresswoman on the House Armed Services Committee.

@SenJohnKennedy You own this Cornpone Kennedy.

If we can’t get my Democratic friends on board with showing an ID to vote and not forcing girls to compete with biological males in sports, they really are 10 exits past normal.

@RepKatCammack You own this Porky. Trump is holding the bag.

Senator, you are a habitual liar. You and your Democrat colleagues have voted 14 - yes, 14 times to keep TSA shut down. Spare us the faux outrage and do your job!

@SenRandPaul Nanny state.

I’ve introduced the Nutritious SNAP Act. It prohibits SNAP funds from being used to buy junk food because subsidized groceries should support health & wellness, not chronic disease. So far, not a single Democrat has co-sponsored the bill. reviewjournal.com/opinion/editor…

@RogerJStoneJr Perv

Robert Mueller ordered the 6 am raid on my home by 29 heavily armed FBI Agents and perp walked my wife for CNN's cameras

Two times today Trump referred to Joe Biden asSleepy Joe. The irony. #sleepyDon