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@Zoom Bad update on the app guys. Let’s see what the sentiment is.

Great application as an idea. But the best people are probably already taken (in committed relationships). Finding the perfect match requires one of these people to free up and for both of you to be at the same place and location at the same time. Fate will find you your partner 💕

My bf application is now live - This is a highly selective application for the role of Boyfriend. Due to overwhelming demand (and an underwhelming dating pool), all candidates must now complete this brief competency evaluation. This quiz will assess basic skills like honesty, political awareness, your ability to pronounce “Hermès” and whether they can plan a date without asking “wyd.” Successful candidates should be fluent in capitalism. May the strongest man win. forms.gle/hnMbeA5TErZepS…

If you get a red inner foil Moët will gift you a prize!

Woo Hoo!! Polymarket on Tulsi, Bobby and Kash. LFG!!!

@elonmusk Sad.

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Please stop using hashtags. The system doesn’t need them anymore and they look ugly.

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@netcapgirl Ha! Smart move 😂😂😂

deleted my linkedin. fuck it

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@elonmusk @elonmusk Not everyone is a forward thinker. I hope to see the first Mars shuttle become a reality in my lifetime. Please have your team DM me.

Wow, they really don’t get it. Mars is critical to the long-term survival of consciousness. Also, I’m not going to ask any venture capitalists for money. I realize that it makes no sense as an investment. That’s why I’m gathering resources.

@joeroganhq I can’t stop laughing. This is great!

The comments won’t disappoint. 😂

@steveinman Subscribed. Page is funny AF. Thanks for the laughs

This page isn't monetized, but if it wasn't for these subscribers, I don't think the page could keep going with all the time I put in. I always encourage people to cancel after the first month, but they stick around and continue to support the page. I follow back all subscribers, so warning.

@CaptainMorganTN So sad . . .

I feel so sorry for this guy. The government came and took his squirrel “Peanut”, which he’s owned for 7 years, and another pet raccoon and euthanized them both, for no apparent reason. “Peanut” was the mascot for his animal non-profit and had a social media following of over a million people. When the government shows you and tells you who they are—believe them.

@micsolana This is heartbreaking. We have been supporting animals and strays for years. To read this story breaks our hearts. RIP

this is what they took from you

@Mickey_Halifax @steveinman @steveinman should throw his name in the hat!

@steveinman Dude, I love your commentaries, but..really? Can't you keep politics out of it? Kinda takes away from your amazing videos.

Who are you voting for?

@MarioNawfal @elonmusk it is inevitable. But the greater the challenge, or sacrifice, the higher the order of reward. This task will be to serve the people who have no voice. Competition forces evolution, and do we ever need that!

ELON: WE'LL MAKE A PHONE IF THAT'S NECESSARY “Man, I sure hope we don't have to make a phone.  That's a lot of work.  The idea of making a phone makes me want to die.  But if we have to make a phone, we will, but we will aspire not to make a phone.  You know, I do think that the various companies and Apple and Google, Android and whatnot, they need to make sure they don't have a heavy hand in the app store and whatnot, or they will create a forcing function for there to be a competitor.  But man, I dread the idea of making a phone.  But if that turns out to be necessary, we'll do it, but hopefully it is not necessary.” Source: @elonmusk Town hall in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, October 18, 2024

@JetBlue @jes_chastain Dear @JetBlue Do you understand who you are dealing with? This is the actress @jes_chastain You don’t ask her to DM you. Ask your president to contact her manager 🤦‍♀️

@jes_chastain We're sorry you're disappointed, Jessica. Please send us a DM so we can look into this. twitter.com/messages/compo…

JetBlue is possibly one of the worst airlines out there. In the likely event one has an issue during the check in process it’s a sure thing that help will not come easily. Additionally, it is necessary to pay @JetBlue seat selection fees that are the inverse of the 1/100 rule. I’m curious how JetBlue responds to @jes_chastain