Punished John

Help spread this out, lads. They got John over at @J0hnADouglas. Follow here for more John A. Douglas updates

@tuuu28283 Every state has their own flag. Texas is cool because at one point they were their own country

I just found out Texas has its own flag! I can’t believe I never knew that before!

@AlexanderJRLenz Thank you, and I’m only getting started

@SuboptimalJohn Congrats!

Today The Black Crown officially crossed the 1k books sold threshold. A 2/3 split on the ratio of ebook vs physical. Orc City never dies, kid.

@SuboptimalJohn You can literally do this to anyone's face mid movement. Like come on I know you're a grifter and you know your audience is naive but at least put a bit more effort into your posts when rent is due.

Old Hollywood used to have something that modern Hollywood had completely forgotten: Glamour.

@Possumeforging For them, it’s just about every frame

@SuboptimalJohn its not hard to pause a video while some one is in mid sentence to make them look weird...

@dashielldavies They’re ugly at every angles

@SuboptimalJohn These are intentionally unflattering photos. They’re all attractive. You’d love for someone like Milly to look at you twice.

@YorchTorchGames Nah

It's official. Grand Theft Auto 6 will be $80. The Ultimate Edition? $100 Are you willing to pay that on day one?

@BCarpenterBooks @basedbooksale Just getting started

@SuboptimalJohn @basedbooksale Congrats!

@mask_bastard No

Could you love a juggalo woman?

@the_idiot_gm My meme!

@jzpitts @AetherCzar Just getting started

@SuboptimalJohn @AetherCzar Congrats!

@RyanK1986 @J0hnADouglas As authentic as an idiot can be

@SuboptimalJohn @J0hnADouglas Did I read correctly, "Inauthentic behavior"? I didn't agree with everything 'John' put out, that said, everything 'he' posted all seemed pretty "authentic" to me.

Help spread this out, lads. They got John over at @J0hnADouglas. Follow here for more John A. Douglas updates

@EricDBolton @J0hnADouglas I still have my decorations up from Prologue Gate 6

@SubOptimalJohn @J0hnADouglas What a way to distract from Prologue Gate 7.

@BlakjakTheGamer @J0hnADouglas Sadly yes

@SubOptimalJohn @J0hnADouglas X is becoming just as bad as YouTube at this point.

@Advocacy_tech @J0hnADouglas My gaming handle. I do not oversell my gaming ability.

@SubOptimalJohn @J0hnADouglas Seems like a gut punch to choose suboptimal, no?

@Wisteraverse @J0hnADouglas According to the email, “inauthentic content”. Meaning mass reporting or getting caught in a bot purge.

@SubOptimalJohn @J0hnADouglas What happened?!

@RaltsAuthor I’d go so far as to say none of it’s fun. I know there was an attempt to try and rehab his image some, but man those older movies he made were just awful. Not even fun in a bad way, just bad.

@SuboptimalJohn Some of his crap can be fun. This isn't fun.

Civilian Vigilante: My thoughts First of all, I'm not media literate. I'm barely literate. Number two: I rarely do reviews. Number Three: I was right wing before a lot of these influencers were born. Number Four: I've lived in Europe. Number Five: I'm just some dude. Here's my thoughts and review. First of all, I know Frank Castle, and this man, sir, is no Frank Castle. The movie's timeline editing is a mess. I can keep track of stuff extremely well when it comes to disjointed timelines and this wasn't just disjointed but it didn't have to be and it was edited together in such a way that it broke up the action, broke up the plot, and made everything boring. And that's this movie's unforgivable sin. It's just plain boring. The sex scene is boring. The combat is boring. There is no fancy gun work. There is no thrilling shootouts. There is a killing a hallway killzone. It's all dark. We never see repercussions, why he did it, who the guys were. It serves no plot point. It doesn't show his skill. He's at one end of an unlit hallway with NVGs and the bad guys are three guys in the hallway. It's a killbox that I could teach Pippi Longstocking to kill everyone. The SWAT vs Metal Box scene is just boring and gratuitous gore porn. It's not gunporn no matter how many times we see him fuck with the two weapons like a ferret on meth with OCD. The SWAT just keep running into the killzone like poorly programmed NPCs. That part serves no purpose and we have no reason for it. Are these police enabling and abetting the bad guys? (Which are? Who exactly are they? All immigrants?) Don't know! We just see them get gunned down in, funnily enough, a boring scene where he just machineguns them from inside a metal box. Yawn. Then there's the hypocrisy. He's past his visit paperwork but that's OK because... reasons. His killing the judges. It's the worst plan ever. "IF they do a toxicology!" he grumbles. He then pours vodka on a judge he shot up with heroin, then he cuts his wrist. Yeah, they're going to do notice some stuff in the autopsy. Like, you just poured a few shots on his torso. And that, actually brings us to more hypocrisy. He's blathering some shit about how people will follow the rules even if it puts them in danger. He swerves into the oncoming lane, forcing a yellow car with people in it to swerve, where it rolls and explodes in flame. He then says "They followed the rules and didn't move into the oncoming lane even though it might have resulted in their deaths..." THE FUCKING CAR EXPLODED, YOU OVERGROWN LUMP OF MOLDY CHEESE! You don't pull into the oncoming lane in case the lunatic heading at you pulls back into their lane. You go offroad. And you just killed a car full of innocent people, you fucking potato skin. You could cut 99% of this movie. It talks about him doing stuff that sounds more interesting than what he does. Then there's the big scene with the muslim family you've seen online. That's at the end. The lecture becomes boring. Then he, surprise, kills everyone in the family after they call the other rapists to show up and then he kills them. With ease. He kills them boringly. He lectures them for twenty fucking minutes then kills them. The movie is bad. It's not the worst. I've grown up with communists pushing bullshit through Hollywood. I'd rate it slightly below "There's Nothing Out There" and slightly above the Charlie's Angels remake. But, it's not right wing, like everyone is trying to convince you. It's got identity and message problems. The protagonist is less Frank Castle and more annoying, pedantic, lecturing psychopath. His lectures are boring. He's boring. His delivery is flat, not in a fun way, like Hotchner from Criminal Minds, who we all know is a malfunctioning android. No, this dude is just flat and static and boring. It's not even revenge porn. The wronged aren't the ones getting revenge. This guy just takes it upon himself to provide "justice" while killing innocent people and fucking up things. The movie is literal slop. I don't use that term lightly. It isn't right wing. It isn't woke. It isn't left wing. It's no wing. It's boring, contradictory, and, honestly, fucking stupid. He has a whole table full of guns, but he uses a pistol and two LMGs. That's it. That's how boring he is. Final Thought: Don't waste your money. Watch "Punisher: Last Kill" (I think that's the name) instead. THis is boring, it isn't conservative or right wing it's just boring garbage. Pass on it.

@HodesAj2 @MrX_UNI Thank you. I’m just getting started

@SuboptimalJohn @MrX_UNI Congrats

@yamanakanobody I wouldn’t be surprised if they exploded on takeoff

中国にある核ってゴミでしょ。

@FreddyLA7 Old town Americana

Driving through Ohio. Towns like this are why we’re trying to avoid the interstates and take the slower roads instead. These are the kinds of places we want to see. This feels like peak America.🇺🇸

@NRLaPoint Imagine

Apparently the effete, limp-wristed modernists and postmodernists will squirm out of their excrement-lined rat holes in a rage if you say you want likeable male characters in your stories.