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@RazorFist Isn't that just a random Tuesday? 🙂

Hey, thanks. But I'd rather take a cheese grater to my nipples.

@John_KernanIND A tradition like no other . . .

Following tradition. Turned off the Final Four to watch The Ten Commandments

@Millerita Time for another reboot/re-imagining of The Munster! But this time, they'll be able to cast Herman right!!

Apropos of nothing, does anyone else remember that episode of Mary Tyler Moore Show where Ted decides to use the gradual hair dyeing shampoo?

@horrormuseum @twisted_twins She was great in American Gods.

@twisted_twins Emily Browning, one of our favorite favorite actresses!

After enjoying THE UGLY STEPSISTER, are you keen to dive into another dark fairy tale? This is not based on the famous story but rather a magnificent metaphor for the apathy plaguing our society. Our sleeping beauty has gone numb from a tormented, meaningless life. This is what happens when you allow yourself to sleepwalk through a nightmare rather than forcing yourself awake to face the harshness of reality. Powerful. Perverse. Provocative. It’ll linger long after you wake from this dream.

@radicallyreborn @dom_lucre My wife's favorite punchline.

@dom_lucre They said, Mickey you can't kill Minnie because shes crazy. Mickey said, she's not crazy, she's F'ing Goofy!

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Disney fans are calling for Disney to sue this AI creator after he made short film many people claim is disturbing of Goofy and Minnie in a relationship.

@Ravious101 A week ago wife and I were headed home from a short trip. Route took us by a Buc-ee's we'd been a few times. Had had a gas/bathroom stop about an hour before so I asked 'Are we going to stop at Buc-ee's? I couldn't have gotten a more incredulous look if I'd sprouted another head.

Is this even true I live in a place where you have to go 40 min just to have any real food don't even know what this is. From a post We stopped at Buc-ee’s just to “use the bathroom real quick.” Rookie mistake. Twenty minutes later… I’m pushing a cart (WHY do they even have carts at a gas station??), my toddler is licking a 3-pound bag of gummy worms, My husband is talking to a complete stranger about beef jerky like it’s a fine wine tasting, and I’m somehow Standing there with a cart full of fudge, a brisket sandwich the size of my face., matching family Buc-ee’s shirts, and a cast iron skillet I absolutely did NOT need The baby has a whole new wardrobe and is now chewing on a Buc-ee’s spatula like a teether The 5-year-old has a beaver plushie the size of a Golden Retriever. And I’m $300 poorer wondering how the heck we just left a GAS STATION with more stuff than I got at Target last week. Buc-ee’s isn’t a gas station. It’s a full-blown amusement park disguised as a bathroom break. And we fall for it EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Send help. And wet wipes. And maybe another brisket taco.

@HoopsCrave April 1st was two days ago. Come back next year.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are reportedly dating.

@CinemaTweets1 Yeah, took a helluva shot at Margot Robbie - 'she's too beautiful' to play Catherine in Wuthering Heights. That SOB.

Brian Cox went on another rant recently, taking a shot at Johnny Depp, Ian McKellen, Edward Norton, Quentin Tarantino, and even Margot Robbie. No one is safe from this man’s wrath, no one! Cox even beefed with Daniel Day-Lewis a few months back. This guy’s kinda confrontational?

@theredbird_way The WS that the Cards won because Detroit pitchers couldn't field the position. Had particular problems with bunts.

good morning, everyone. The Cardinals play the Tigers in Detroit today. 2006 World Series Game 1 👇

@AltuveMuse "Is that David Freese's music?!?!" - Jim Ross, maybe Thankfully, no.

Throwback to when the Rangers were one out away from champions

@Barbara_Eden What production is this amazing dancing from?

@JakeCan72 HE'S RUNNING!!

Rahm Emanuel — Obama’s Chief of Staff, Clinton’s political director — just said it. “We lost the plot.” Emanuel: 50% of American kids aren’t reading at grade level. Reading and math scores at a 30-year low. The Democratic Party’s response was bathroom access and trans athletes in women’s sports. He called it “insane” and “baffling” — Democrats undermining Title IX, one of their own greatest legislative achievements, to champion trans athletes in women’s sports. This isn’t a Republican saying it. This is the man who ran two Democratic White Houses.

@xGhostCodex @dalepartridge The % may not be quite that high. But I'd say 90% easy. But one has to pay attention and look for the info to see that because no one wants to go there. Thanks.

@dalepartridge 99% of the judges that continue to let violent criminals back out on the street are women. Once you start to notice this, you can't stop.

God is teaching the American people how devastating it is to have women judges. Women’s compassion is excellent at home but catastrophic in the courtroom.

@ThatEricAlper Bat Out of Hell has to be up there.

What is the greatest opening track on any album ever? The one that grabs your heart before you even have a chance to take a breath.

@PatrickGBook @razorfist And Vegas was better when the Mob ran the casinos.

@razorfist Look, wrestling was better when it was 50% less corporate and 75% more infused with booze, steroids, and cocaine. I'm just stating the truth.

What happened to Wrestling is a war crime.

@davepl1968 I count myself as a pretty big space nut, and I know I wasn't watching. For some reason, I turned on TV before I headed out to class that morning, and I saw the plume left over from explosion and started listening and watching the replay.

99.9% of people who "experienced" the Challenger disaster saw it on replay and now remember it as live. Almost NO ONE was watching. Everyone thinks they were. It's a fascinating collective false memory.

@horrormuseum The giveaway was the subtitle that Carpenter had given his blessing.

Apparently this is NOT an April Fools joke

@Super70sSports CB is looking for a retirement/severance package.

If you were as half as bad at your job as C.B. Bucknor is at his, you’d be unemployed. Stevie Wonder could literally have made the correct call here just from hearing his fucking foot hit the bag.

@PulpLibrarian The "A" in A&M Records.

Happy birthday to Herb Alpert, 91 today!

@dom_lucre Joan Wick in Space. Coming soon to a theater near you.

🔥🚨BREAKING: DC comics official trailer for ‘SUPERGIRL’ just released, Jason Momoa can be seen playing as Lobo. This is third DC film directed by former Marvel director James’s Gunn.