The Garantine

Very tired of hearing about what the intentions are. If a system constantly produces a different outcome than the one it is "intended" for then it's perfectly reasonable to assume the actual intention is the outcome it continues to produce.

@RedGuit @JoeyMannarino @hollywood2pt0 Love it? Love to hate it? Hate to love it? Hate it? Pick your poison.

@JoeyMannarino @hollywood2pt0 You just gotta surf cause you love it!

I genuinely have no idea what X wants us to post anymore so the algorithm doesn’t hate us or dock our impressions. So absolutely confused.

@unroooted @GPrime85 @JoeyMannarino In 90% of cases you can attach those "video clips as evidence" with a quote tweet. There is a reason that these accounts snipe those clips and repost them as if it was their own content. That reason is a selfish one. I'm glad they're getting shafted.

@GPrime85 @JoeyMannarino This new change is meant to kill all the political commentary that relies on attaching video clips as evidence. All the funny cat videos. All sharing of memes, all being suppressed by the algo as "unoriginal".

"I don't know how to conform to the algorithm. Please halp me. Like and retweet pl0x!"

This is potentially the gayest thing anyone could ever say. Stop trying to feed the clanker and post what you think is actually relevant.

@BudLightSadness Pfft. Your mom.

Bell helicopter reigns supreme because your mom

@ErbunnNinja Is it a cornucopia of options or a plague of indecision? I lean toward the latter. Temptation is destroying us and it's not the kind of temptation that many or most would think it is from my perspective.

The inundation of choice might be a better slave master than the lack of one.

@HistoryBoomer Also...this.

@HistoryBoomer I don't agree with you on much, but I do on this. Elon is full of shit and this platform has seen a horizontal change because of him. Nothing has legitimately improved other than the ability for grifters to work from home easier.

Funny from a man who quote-tweets DC_Draino, LibsOfTikTok, and Ian Miles Cheong! Ask yourself if you'd be better informed by reading the NY Times, The Economist, and the Wall Street Journal, or by reading Musk's tweets. Musk spreads rage bait and lies, not credibility.

Give me a river or a lake that I can see the other side of and I've had my fill of water.

@BudLightSadness That's one reason that I stay landlocked. I have no interest in beach views or deep sea fishing. That shit is for the birbs.

Absolutely nothing has attempted to kill me like the big water. It does not give one single fuck.

@pudgenet @BudLightSadness Free loader. He had it coming.

@BudLightSadness To be fair he was under my TV and wouldn’t come out

The whole “did you do that?” Yes. “Why?” He passed his hand. “Where?” There. “Go”

@The_Weed_Hottie I prefer sliced potatoes or whole baby potatoes in the slow cooker over the mashed potatoes but I would definitely eat that meal in a heartbeat. Nice work, looks delicious!

The "Sunday Dinner" Blueprint ​There is something about the smell of a slow cooker that just feels like a hug for your soul. ​I’m convinced this is the ultimate "set it and forget it" meal. We’re talking a 4lb chuck roast, seasoned to perfection, seared for that crust, and then bathed in a mix of zesty pepperoncinis, ranch, and au jus. ​8 hours later? It’s not just dinner; it’s a core memory. ​The Breakdown: ​The Base: Seared Chuck Roast (Montreal seasoning is the GOAT). ​The Kick: A full jar of pepperoncinis (juice and all!). ​The Sauce: Beef stew, Au Jus, and Ranch seasoning packets + tomato sauce. ​The Result: Meat so tender you don't even need a knife. ​Serve it over a mountain of buttery mashed potatoes and tell me I’m wrong.

This is only half joking. But you can't even accurately test your download/upload speed and the circumstances around that alone are an easy out for your service providers. Politics exists as a cheat-sheet for the businesses that can get around the legalities.

"Privatize everything." Have ya'll seen what privatizing internet access has done?

@Krissy_MeowMom The midwest (Iowa, South Dakota) had some great sunsets in the five years I spent there but the southwest is just a different beast. Like a painting that couldn't be captured by the most talented of artists.

@TGarantine I remember never seeing sunsets in Oregon...now in Arizona it's so different...

Life is rich.

@Krissy_MeowMom It's just a New Mexico sunset. Yet I'm lucky to be able to see it and share it. I'm glad it brought you something.

@TGarantine I'm thankful to see it...

@Krissy_MeowMom We all go through so much. We all think we are the main character in this wickedly beautiful journey we are so blessed to even set foot upon. Seeing this gives me a moment of perspective.

@TGarantine Life is gorgeous sometimes...

@Krissy_MeowMom It was a wonderful day. New job, took the family out for dinner, came home to this sunset. I'm a brokie but damn was the day fulfilling.

@TGarantine Wow...

We need to treat people whining about their Twitter engagement payments the same way that we treat people whining about their SNAP dividends. Not even playing.