Humeey

$rbx $1 teleport will be glorious

@SBF_FTX @Fityeth Shouldn’t have committed crime then you curly haired muppet

@Fityeth The lawyer who filed FTX for bankruptcy said Anthropic was worth "nothing" and sold the stake for $1.3b.

Sam Bankman Fried invested $500M in Anthropic. That stake would now be worth roughly $70B. Let that sink in

@josephdelong Hire an Aus bro

What a career, if I don’t f*ck this up I have the next 10 years planned out

@Tradermayne Drew ended up the favourite too

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@CookerFlips Like all your followers

I wonder how stream viewers and followers are all so rich Cuz apparently they get farmed constantly and never run out of money

@Phineas_Sol Ah yes cooker with the pump n dump on follower strat

People are flexing their monthly PNL cards, but there was a time when weekly PNLs used to look like this.

@SBF_FTX I’m so glad you will sit in prison for 20 years. Shut up bozo

10 Myths About Me & FTX 1) Myth: FTX was insolvent / $8b vanished Prosecutors to jurors: I had "more debts than assets"; "there's this giant, massive, unrepayable hole" Debtors to my judge/Congress: my claim "FTX was solvent" is "false"; I "lost $8b of customer money" Media to you: "the money is gone" Truth: FTX was solvent & is repaying customers 119-143% FTX could afford to repay in kind, until lawyers paid themselves $1b to: - quickly dismantle the estate - slowly repay customers x.com/SBF_FTX/status… drive.google.com/file/d/1e2v-rc…

@Jebus Just like you creating the $four shitcoin you rugged

I’m sorry bro, “let’s stick a token on instagram posts” isn’t unique and pretending it is is why everyone thinks this space is shit

@icobeast Probably getting to an inflection point where it slows down tbh

This showcases why people who tried chatgpt in 2023 aren’t worried about AI coming for our jobs, but people who have gone deep recently are terrified. Notice the extreme inflection point in 2025

@Jackkk ChatGPT but a Trojan version

Threadguy thinks OpenClaw would be the the most downloaded app EVER if it was on the App Store “The biggest bottle neck right now for OpenClaw is the difficulty to set it up, if OpenClaw was an app on the App Store it would be the most downloaded app ever 100000% “Bro its like ChatGPT but it can actually do stuff on your computer, it can control your browser, read ur messages. It's like ChatGPT with hands” “I talk to OpenClaw more than any individual person”

@iam4x Pretty most is from selling his course lol

bro is locked in

@udiWertheimer @icobeast Oh look someone who got heaps of money from an ordinal project

looking back kaito was probably the funniest scam we’ve ever seen in gripto imagine: >some random dude sees that people were willing to give up dollars to bribe influencers to shill ponzis >thinks “hmm i bet i can get more influencers to give up the most valuable form of currency ever created (their reputation) to shill even more ponzis if i make up a good story” >completely fabricates an entire protocol that has no relationship to X functionality and requires an entirely separate set of non-standard indexers and leaderboard renderers to even see the existence of >tricks people into thinking leaderboard points are valuable because they’re “early” to something “new”… A LEADERBOARD OF SCAMMERS 😂 >smart influencers realize how dumb their audience still is and come in and make up words like “InfoFi” in antipation of their useless yaps turning into useless kaito tokens so that they can a sell you their kaito tokens for precious stablecoins >and then they run it back again with fake kaito imitations that are even more retarded than the original one >congrats to everyone who bought the kaito tokens multibillion dollar fdv consider this your InfoFi tuition generational scam, only made possible bc of influencer shills. we need a new batch of automated ai spammers with fresh money in crypto

Looking back ordinals were probably the funniest scam we’ve ever seen in gripto Imagine: >some random dude sees that people were willing to give up dollars for jpegs on eth >thinks “hmm i bet i can get those same ppl to give up the most valuable form of currency ever created for more jpegs if i make up a good story” >completely fabricates an entire protocol that has no relationship to bitcoin functionality and requires an entirely separate set of non-standard indexers and image renderers to even see the existence of >tricks people into thinking they’re valuable because they’re “early” to something “new” ON BITCOIN in 2023 😂 >smart operators realize how dumb their counterparties still are and come in and make up a bunch of useless projects with useless jpegs and take your bitcoin >and then they run it back again with fake ERC20 token imitations that are more difficult to use than reading braille while wearing oven mitts Generational scam, only made possible bc of NFTs. We need a new batch of nft-style people with fresh money in crypto

@brian_armstrong I think you should have used the money to fix your app issues instead

“Why did you buy a Super Bowl ad for karaoke?” This is why. It broke through and got people's attention. The superbowl is such an overwhelming event, the first step is even being noticed. Only then have you bought the right to get them interested in the next step: crypto. We'll start thinking on formats for future ads. What do you think we should try next?

@mdudas See rollbit

@icobeast ICObeast cries again

Yeah given that I’m the only person in the world that identifies as icobeast and someone already scooped that within 2 hours of this going live I’ll never be using it. Should have had a much better domain squatting solution in place before launch.

@zhusu My greatest memory of you was losing lots of money and fucking this space over 10 fold

My favorite Kyle Samani memory is when we full ported Unus Sed Leo together at $1 in summer of 2019, and when it went to $2 one month later he wanted to see if anyone would sell him calls at $5 strikes. Unfortunately we all roundtripped this back to $1 the month after, but it shows his commitment to convex returns.

@LSDinmycoffee What else should I buy long dated puts for

After this cycles' top performers like $HOOD and $PLTR started to puke, it's now the turn of meme stocks (SMRs, space exploration and that trash) to puke today. King dollar and puts are going to be comfy for a while I think. Don't even ask me where crypto will be if stocks top

@VitalikButerin Why you selling all this eth, send some my way familia needs to eat daddy vitalik

Have been following reactions to what I said about L2s about 1.5 days ago. One important thing that I believe is: "make yet another EVM chain and add an optimistic bridge to Ethereum with a 1 week delay" is to infra what forking Compound is to governance - something we've done far too much for far too long, because we got comfortable, and which has sapped our imagination and put us in a dead end. If you make an EVM chain *without* an optimistic bridge to Ethereum (aka an alt L1), that's even worse. We don't friggin need more copypasta EVM chains, and we definitely don't need even more L1s. L1 is scaling and is going to bring lots of EVM blockspace - not infinite (AIs in particular will need both more blockspace and lower latency than even a greatly scaled L1 can offer), but lots. Build something that brings something new to the table. I gave a few examples: privacy, app-specific efficiency, ultra-low latency, but my list is surely very incomplete. A second important thing that I believe is: regarding "connection to Ethereum", vibes need to match substance. I personally am a fan of many of the things that can be called "app chains". For example I think there's a large chance that the optimal architecture for prediction markets is something like: the market gets issued and resolved on L1, user accounts are on L1, but trading happens on some based rollup or other L2-like system, where the execution reads the L1 to verify signatures and markets. I like architectures where deep connection to L1 is first-class, and not an afterthought ("we're pretty much a separate chain, but oh yeah, we have a bridge, and ok fine let's put 1-2 devs to get it to stage 1 so the l2beat people will put a green checkmark on it so vitalik likes us"). The other extreme of "app chain", eg. the version where you convince some government registry, or social media platform, or gaming thing, to start putting merkle roots of its database, with STARKs that prove every update was authorized and signed and executed according to a pre-committed algorithm, onchain, is also reasonable - this is what makes the most sense to me in terms of "institutional L2s". It's obviously not Ethereum, not credibly neutral and not trustless - the operator can always just choose to say "we're switching to a different version with different rules now". But it would enable verifiable algorithmic transparency, a property that many of us would love to see in government, social media algorithms or wherever else, and it may enable economic activity that would otherwise not be possible. I think if you're the first thing, it's valid and great to call yourself an Ethereum application - it can't survive without Ethereum even technologically, it maximizes interoperability and composability with other Ethereum applications. If you're the second thing, then you're not Ethereum, but you are (i) bringing humanity more algorithmic transparency and trust minimization, so you're pursuing a similar vision, and (ii) depending on details probably synergistic with Ethereum. So you should just say those things directly! Basically: 1. Do something that brings something actually new to the table. 2. Vibes should match substance - the degree of connection to Ethereum in your public image should reflect the degree of connection to Ethereum that your thing has in reality.

@ThinkingUSD Wana gift me 9500

10,000 HYPE retires you this cycle.

@MatrixXBT @7elevenintern @buyerofponzi @RookieXBT Basically what him & his friends have done for 10 years

Take me back to the bull market man 😭 @RookieXBT turning $65k into mid 8 figures by the end of it