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@whale_alert 💚💚💚

🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 500,000,000 #USDT (499,965,000 USD) transferred from unknown wallet to #Binance whale-alert.io/tx/solana/34gX…

@VentureCoinist 🤪

the one week bull market was pretty fun ngl see you guys in 6 months

@WatcherGuru Up up and away

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 SEC approves Nasdaq rule to allow tokenized stocks & securities trading.

@Kalshi Gay

BREAKING: 85% chance Democrats win the House this year, an all-time high.

I was in the middle of saying “as a born and raised New Yorker, we welcome everyone into this city” when he threw that over my head.

@zachxbt Hyperliquid? $hype ?

NEW: Major investigation dropping February 26 on one of crypto’s most profitable businesses where multiple employees abused internal data to insider trade over a prolonged period of time.

@BreannaMorello @ClownWorld My kind of bird 💪🏻

MEN!! They’re all the same! 😂🤣

Thomas Sowell: ”If you’re going to have reparations for slavery, it’s going to be the greatest transfer of wealth back and forth, because the number of Whites who were enslaved in North Africa by the Barbary Pirates exceeded the number of Africans enslaved in the United States.”

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@Our_DA What does the @Our_DA black lesbian caucus have to say about this?🤨

🗞️ It’s been a big week for the DA! After six years as DA Leader, John Steenhuisen announced he will not stand for a third term, leaving behind a stronger party that grew its support and entered national government for the first time. See this week's top stories! ⬇️

@iamDonaldBrown Black lesbian caucus 😂😂 the Da is so cooked…

𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒: Support for Gareth van Onselen’s potential leadership bid in the DA is gaining momentum after he secured a nomination from Noxolo Madikizela, leader of the party’s powerful Black Lesbian Caucus. Speaking on the matter, Noxolo says Gareth will be an inclusive choice: "As he speaks like us."

@Barchart Good

BREAKING 🚨: United Nations UN could run out of money by July warns the Secretary General 🤯👀

@mphago_david @ErnstRoets @GaytonMcK

@ErnstRoets @GaytonMcK You can't find a place or a street named after Hitler or his associates in Germany, why ? Because he was an oppressor . Likewise , you can't expect us to have cities and streets named after our former oppressors.

Minister @GaytonMcK's approval of 21 name changes, like Graaff-Reinet to Robert Sokubwe, exemplifies the problem of centralised power in SA. Opposition parties in the GNU have become an extension of the ANC. The ANC is stronger as a result of the GNU.

@willempet Bee is pure evil!

SA farmers pay R60.87 per dose for the FMD vax from Botswana. Namibian farmers pay R16 for this same vax. This means some BEE contractor is making <300% profit per dose, 30M cattle. Our private sector can supply vaxxes to farmers at R10, but Steenhuisen blocks them.

@SimonDingle simonkie definitely not living in South africa

South Africa is the thing that bigots and supremacists fear most: a functioning multi-party democracy and vibrant multicultural society that disproves their idiotic ideology.

@ewnupdates @ewnupdates Calling White people apes again

ape Town’s Mayoral Committee Member for Community Safety, JP Smith, has cautioned that deploying the South African National Defence Force (SANDF) to gang-stricken areas may only offer short-term relief, unless it is paired with effective policing and prosecutions. ewn.co.za/2026/01/27/cit…

@MapulaMokgosang @FlySafair Why nobody like us?

It is not about the singing or chanting. It is about who was doing it. @FlySafair should not entertain this nonsense unless they want us to go to the archives and start it from there.

@sefate73 @ErnstRoets ”My kids will be more better than me" Yes things can only go up from someone like you...

@ErnstRoets You mean during apartheid days... I see you want to go back there to oppress the marginalized once again. Good remembrance for your liking

I remember a time when I took R3.50 to the school tuck shop to buy a coke and a packet of chips.

🚨 BREAKING: Asylum seeker lands in Japan, starts causing chaos at the airport... and gets DEPORTED THE SAME DAY. Never even left the terminal! THAT'S how you secure your borders, folks. Zero tolerance