TheComptroller

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TheComptroller

TheComptroller

@TheComptr0ller

เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2022
140 กำลังติดตาม65 ผู้ติดตาม
Kurt Rustle 🇺🇸
Kurt Rustle 🇺🇸@OutlanderSystem·
@uncledoomer “Dying for Israel” is like, “The Handmaid’s Tale” for groypers and the Halal Right.
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Manlet Thorin
Manlet Thorin@ManletThorin·
It’s been almost six months and still no arrests have been made for this incident. I’m starting to lose faith in this administration.
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TheComptroller
TheComptroller@TheComptr0ller·
@PerryALPHA starting to think jeffrey epstein is ubiquitous in time and space and that every human being who's ever lived has interacted with him in some way.
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Pericles
Pericles@PerryALPHA·
Nick Di Paolo politely yet impolitely curving Jeffrey Epstein in 2015
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TheComptroller
TheComptroller@TheComptr0ller·
@___frye The survival of their species depends on humans loving them so it makes sense they'd pull some shit like this
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frye
frye@___frye·
the idea of a cat parasite that makes you addicted to getting more cats is unfortunately really funny
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Full Shek
Full Shek@Fullshek77·
@CityBureaucrat Trying to pick a band name. "Yacht Sluts" or "Goyim in Abundance"?
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Bones
Bones@Bones_2910·
@Howlingmutant0 Imagine being so gay and insufferable that the pedophile blackmail entrapment guy has his secretary disinvite you from the pedophile blackmail entrapment party and lie to you saying it's being shut down
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HowlingMutant
HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·
“Girls ftw!” Elon even manages making getting young pussy Reddit
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TheComptroller
TheComptroller@TheComptr0ller·
@EarvLikes Greg's the only reviewer astute enough to point out the subtle flaw of Uncut Gems not being Casablanca
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TheComptroller
TheComptroller@TheComptr0ller·
@UpwardFrood @HariSel57511397 the homeless crackhead who may or may not be harboring murderous rage staring at you as you don't give him a dollar is pretty much a feature of every gas station/7-11 I go to now
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Beck
Beck@UpwardFrood·
2025 version: I wanted to get a part time job at a local gas station but the indian who owns it hired an indian to work there. So I dont have a job I went to get gas (it was expensive but cheaper than it had been) but the card reader was broken (and probably had a skimmer on it too) so I had to go inside. Register Indian doesnt speak english. We figure it out anyway. I wanted to get a drink but it would have been $4 and, again, no job. No drink. Cigarettes are too expensive to be addicted to When I walked outside, a homeless Crack addict stared at me as if he wanted to kill me. I wish he would Get in car. Think about dying. Oh well
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Delicious Tacos
Delicious Tacos@Delicious_Tacos·
Nothing like drinking some cum out of Olivia Nuzzi’s asshole
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Punt Road
Punt Road@punt_rd·
Rick Rubin got biblical to push System of a Down’s most iconic track to the next level…
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Melian Refugee
Melian Refugee@escapefrommelos·
mass arrests, televised show trials, swift public executions for those responsible
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marmot
marmot@MarmotRespecter·
guy i know, director at amazon, 18 years, real kool-aid drinking company guy, nearly lost his marriage about 5 years back from woooorkaholism... got laid off via text message a few weeks ago
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Fae Valentine
Fae Valentine@faexvalentine·
This is a healthy 26 year old body
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Genius Tech
Genius Tech@Geniustechw·
What's the first thought that pops into your head seeing this legendary trio?
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HowlingMutant
HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·
@DailyLoud We all love the rizzler but isn’t he getting kind of obese
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Daily Loud
Daily Loud@DailyLoud·
The Rizzler now has his own Burger at Hardee’s called THE RIZZWICH COMBO 🍔🍟🥤 Exclusively available for order in the app
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Jonathan Cab
Jonathan Cab@shadowcrewtroll·
@AuronMacintyre No it doesn’t. This whole “I can’t criticize Israel” thing is simply the motte to the “Hitler was right” bailey.
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Auron MacIntyre
Auron MacIntyre@AuronMacintyre·
Rejecting Christianity does not disqualify you from the conservative movement Disagreeing with Israel does
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