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@TheRealFlups

I am 67.3% certain I once saw Jeremy Paxman eating a sandwich at Warwick Castle.

เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2020
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Scooby Doo’s favourite pantomime.
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@irene207 Hello, my love. I hope you’re keeping well x
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@parker__farquer What in the name of Judith Chalmers have you done? Do I need to come over to Downundershire and be your carer? My rates are very reasonable, thirteen quid a day and a bag of Maltesers.
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@TheRealFlups I have a fractured pelvis and can only handle one social media at a time, Flupper. Otherwise, I would never DREAM of leaving you. Beg pardon. Xx
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Arthur@parker__farquer·
The story of Angus the Attack Poodle Our Angus went to a new home yesterday. After several chats with the rescue team, we all decided that poor Charlie the Chihuahua wasn't able to live his best life with Angus around. So we became foster parents until a suitable person... Cont
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@emmahoneybone I’m so sorry, sweetheart. Sending you a big hug xx
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@parker__farquer That’s very lovely. However, I HAVE HAD TO COME ON HERE TO BERATE YOU FOR NOT BEING ON BLUESKY! STOP LEAVING ME! Many thanks, Flups x
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Arthur@parker__farquer·
... could be found. After several months, that person stepped forward. She's adopted biting dogs before, lives alone, with no other dogs. He will love that. So we are all happy - obviously I cried - and Charlie is beside himself with regained importance. Angus in his new home
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@custard71 @sophiearumble We looked fandabidozi! We definitely couldn’t have been mistaken for high class escorts.
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@Tripe_Writer Hello, Faux Father! How are you? I’m not too bad, ta x
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@TheRealFlups Well said Ersatz Maiden of my deep devotion. How ye doin me Duckling? Daddy -O xx
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🎶I’m the dandy wey aye man🎶 Adam Ant and Dec.
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Ćh💋ryl 👩🏼👗@clumsyoaf33·
Lovely afternoon spent with this beauty. Sunshine, good food, laughter, friendship and Inappropriate chat Perfect ❤️ @TheRealFlups
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Bee 🐝 Edwards@TheRedQueen_Bee·
@TheRealFlups @clumsyoaf33 @APater6076 I would LOVE that, struggling with a stupid hip that’s being replaced (surely I’m far too young for that business 😉) but other than that…really good thanks beaut xxx 😘
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Flups@TheRealFlups·
@clumsyoaf33 And showing my arse to those poor people on the table behind. It’s been a while since I’ve shown anyone my arse and had a good portion of custard down my throat.
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