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@Saveydro That ain’t even cooking anything at this point

Get a load of this panini press in the kitchen at the gas station where I work. It's never been cleaned and stays on 24/7.

@BTCBreadMan Tell him to knock her up and have her become a stahm lol problem solved

My best friend is 36 years old. He’s been married for 7 years, but they still don’t have a joint bank account. He and his wife literally Venmo each other for half a meal out, or half of the gas bill. How do I kindly explain to him that they are acting like unserious children?

@Rajjath24 And when you need shelter from the rain you won’t have to work to make it? When you need food you won’t need to work to find it?

sometimes i wish jobs and work did not exist and that humans were free to just enjoy their existence on this planet.

@just2goodYT So it’s just pretending and will never be the real thing?

bro thinks a couple of plastic bricks are a “real woman” and “real femininity” I’m dying 😭

@FindJimClair Post physique plus proof of you hitting those numbers. bros like I started SS and hit top 5% of lifters while staying lean 😂

I recently started training at a bodybuilding gym. I used to train at a famous bodybuilding gym just outside of Denver for nearly 10 years. Then the last 6 or so years I was at Starting Strength Denver, then SS Boise, until we moved back to CO. First, I loved that old bodybuilding gym, I was there consistently for years. I was 195-200lbs BW the whole time. I was super lean, usually around 10-12% bf, abs - essentially the ideal according to many fitness personalities and corners on here. I got a few hello's and knew some of the guys and gals, but mainly it was just because I was there a lot over the years. I never did any impressive lifts. I dated a gal for a bit who competed in the bikini division. I was consistent. But I was probably known as that guy who skipped rope after a workout, This gym also had a ton of other people training, pro athletes, BJJ and MMA athletes, runners, strongmen, powerlifters, and so on. I left when I started Starting Strength in late 2019. At SS I went from 195lbs up to 262.4lbs BW. My squat PR 645, Deadlift 655, Bench 382.5, Strict Press 222.5. I'm currently at the tail end of a cut, I'm 232.8. And I'm a new dad. Despite what a lot of people claim with certainty wha SS can't do or why deadlifts and squats are trash for hypertrophy, I went from no traps to traps with DL, squats grew my legs and a lot of my back, and press and bench, plus accessories grew my arms. Big fitness accounts on here claim those lifts are pure trash, but they fundamentally changed my physique and my physical health. At the new gym, the clientele is much of the same as the old bodybuilding gym. What shocked me is instantly the amount of respect thrown my way. I always he fist bumps, introductions, and I get competitive bodybuilders asking about my leg routine. One even asked on my traps. I have BJJ and MMA guys asking me questions on how I do my squats and deadlifts for form tips. Runners, climbers, bodybuilders, etc. all throw the respect. The powerlifters ask questions, they know of Rip and SS but only the basic NLP and are intrigued with my accessory exercises and rep schemes on regular lifts. The bros are way more social, even the young guys. I'm not lifting anything crazy with my program tailored to my cut and being a new dad. I did hit a volume PR at this bodyweight on dynamic squats (slow down, fast up, 90-120 seconds of rest between sets) , 500lbs for 8 sets of 2. My deadlifts are in the low mid 500s, keeping it easy. Upper body work is mainly accessory, banded and block work, various press schemes. But after being away from a bodybuilding gym for years, and from most big box gyms, and seeing fitness twitter dump all over barbell training, how trash it is, how you can only get fat or break your back on it - it was what I saw. I knew it wasn't reality. When I walked into this gym, I expected to just be the guy for a few months there who trained before the home gym was built. I got the opposite. The nods, the fist bumps, the ball busting, the questions, the "damn that's strong" from the guys. I never expected to get asked for tips and advice either. It made me realize the dudes trashing barbell training on here are complete wimp weirdos with personal fitness insecurities mixed in with their cluelessness. Also they fear a lot. The whole "no man should be more than 200lbs" crowd tells on themselves. At 232 I know I have way more of a presence than 195 with no traps. I get way more respect. And in a good gym, it doesn't resemble the trash talking on here. The respect is everywhere for guys who put in the work and do it well. It's an unwritten bond that happens. It's wild to see the spite on here but great to see it's the opposite in the real world with the dedicated fitness bros.

@vapefuls Get some RSO

i miss when weed would get me high for 5 hours and 43 minutes

@churnwell It’s not Americans it’s blacks

American cookery videos have taught me that real cooking means emptying massive bags of ingredients into a huge bowl, then pouring a shop-bought sauce and some onion graduals on it.

@powcampsurvivor Don’t forgot how she talks about being a submissive nymph but also does like 3rd wave feminism thing where all men suck and are pigs

i really dont get sabrina carpenters thing. the aesthetic is like shes a sexy cartoon mouse who acts like a prostitute and also a baby. all of the songs are about how she needs to get stuffed by some oaf and they all sound like say so by doja cat but 70% worse

@Faj1791 Does this imply the left is full of intelligent people cause I would disagree

I've noticed that both sides really hate these two nearly objective truths. The left is unlikable and very effeminate, and the right is just genuinely compromised of very stupid people. You can cry about it but it's true. First side to fix their problems wins by a lot.

@OrevaZSN You continue to learn forever of course an African wouldn’t understand this they can barely maintain a road

Hitting the gym should be like college you spend four years there get in shape and that’s it. There’s no sense in going every single day forever.

@hoeflatoor Bro just guessing the most genetics things that could literally apply to anyone acting like a mind reader

She has a lil bit of candida, probably some digestive issues after eating lunch/dinner and suffers from bloating after big meals. Fingers and toes might sometimes be cold. Goes to bed late often after midnight (probably) Don’t ask me how I can tell these things. One must be a foid whisperer in this cold, dark world…

@KenLayne Who the fuck was saying shlock

“Slop” moved into the vocabulary so easily because it replaced “schlock,” which means the same thing, but East Coast Yiddish terms have fallen out of favor. “Slop” is very Old West / Frontier.

@art_is_found Take the hint bro majority of people don’t wanna see you with your shirt off but wanna see them buns

really fucked up world where women essentially wearing dental floss to the gym is fine but a chudcel lifter like myself gets yelled out for taking his shirt off

@signulll Half the people in the gym are anti social autist who secretly beef with everyone

the reason why health & fitness is so popular is because that’s one of the only places in america that sorta feels like a third place (gyms, fitness classes, run clubs, athletic clubs, etc.). + you get added bonus of great signaling.

@luvblessingz They do work the democrats you vote for just refuse to prosecute them

how come these cameras never work when men are running around the city punching women in the face.

@DipshikhaGhosh You know there are women who are devestated they can’t get pregnant with the man they love right?

No cure for endometriosis. No proper management for menopause. No adequate symptomatic relief for menstrual discomfort. But let’s get handicapped sperm a wheelchair to make not so healthy babies because it would make men feel strong.

@DrRemilio I HATE WHEN WOMEN LOOK GOOD

On second thought It really should be illegal for Women to wear makeup Biggest fraud maxxers on earth!

@Too_Much_Reason @Politics1com Of course the bills fan Florida transplant would have this take. You don’t care about Florida it’s just an economic zone for you. Move back to shitty Buffalo and take your illegals with you.

I agree with this. They aren’t saying not to deport anyone, they just want to deport the ones violating additional laws. I had my long time landscaper get deported. Very nice guy, worked with his son. They contributed to society and were the type of people we want in this country.

FLORIDA. Gov Ron DeSantis (R) created a council of 8 conservative, MAGA sheriffs, charged with shaping hardline immigration policy. Instead, 6 of the 8 - all vocal Trump supporters - publicly say they want an end to mass deportations... floridapolitics.com/archives/78556…

@justshutupliz Stockholm syndrome

people will talk a lot of shit about parents who put their kids on a literal leash but every fellow leash kid i’ve met has been like “no no that was probably needed”

@Punished_Jess Have you ever been in a store in your life?

also the meme doesn't make any sense because the risk would lie primarily with the cashiers anyway, not you lol

clearly im not up to date with these new conspiracies because i have no fucking clue what they're talking about now