Tiny Thompson

Da Boy. Almost 9 months old, 26" at the shoulder and closing in on 100lbs. Rocking his new Morale Patches from @tacgearjunkie.

@StackEmUpAgain @price_dominie Russian optometrists use that to check for glaucoma. Place your forehead on the rest, look into the eyecup and wait for the puff of air... Nice piece of kit.

I got the coolest loot drop of all time today from my brother from another mother @price_dominie ... I'm sure a bunch of yall know what this is and what its for. If you've never seen one go ahead and take a guess what its for and where its from. Me and Dom both wanna try it on an AK-47 which supposedly actually works. @codym1917 @RealTmDaddy @wayofftheres @ASo1omons dont tell them and lets see who gets it.

BTW... If the donations to @Vets_Disaster's general fund reach $4000 by the end of the month, I'll personally pay for a special gift to be sent to a random donor. That's only $264 needed per day for the next ten days. x.com/Vets_Disaster/…

@Arkypatriot I'd better check mine I guess. I'm probably more Ether-Nopian now than Irish-Portagee and mutt.

Ancestry just dropped their October 2025 DNA update and my results went full chaos mode. My 12% German? POOF. Vanished. Now it’s Danish + Dutch… but they threw in a surprise 1% Egyptian. I hope that ancestor was a princess and not just a pyramid builder. If any of you have used it, did anyone else get completely rewritten by the ancestry algorithm? Or did you suddenly get a mystery continent?

@wayofftheres Right up there with my Dad's advice: Be good. If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, name it after me.

I have taught my sons “ safety third”, both as a phrase and the meaning. Mom is less than impressed.

@Junkyardtactic You're disqualified! It's not real maple syrup.

Nothing?.......really...sometimes..idk about yall.

@LouisvilleGun I had to post the "Cougar Song". NSFW, or really ANYBODY! youtu.be/NeABcK50E6M?si…

Can't speak for bobcats, but if you get cornered by a cougar you best blast her with everything you've got, even if she need to take shots to the back or face

@WahooMc @TaraBull @TheAtlanticPR So, it's not just me, huh?

@TaraBull @TheAtlanticPR Ms. Jobs’ posture is quite awkward. Like she’s titillated but shy. Wonder what happened next?

Statement from The Atlantic:

@radioactivered So, I should have been glowing by the time I finally quit, right?

If you smoke 1-1.5 packs of cigarettes a day, your lungs will receive about as much radiation as 300 chest X-rays in a year.☢️ That’s because tobacco plants naturally soak up small amounts of Polonium-210 and Lead-210 from the soil and fertilizers. When you light a cigarette, those particles get carried in the smoke, inhaled deep into your lungs and settle in the bronchial lining (especially in “hot spots”) where the airways branch. Once there, they will keep hitting the same nearby cells with low-level alpha radiation day after day.

@MeromeroCa97371 Tiddies and a BIG weave.

This is what happens when the Big Red runs dry.

@Kronykal What IS over sharing? It all depends on what the definition of "is" is...

Please don’t overshare on social media. That is all.

@SomeBitchIIKnow Grok "saying" the quiet part out loud...

Grok is gonna get lobotomized again.

@Jason2bartlett Yup. This video got you another follower. Welcome to the USA!

I’m just a white South African being left alone to thrive in Alabama God is good

@MeromeroCa97371 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TinyThompson3 You have to go to McDonald's for that.

Good thing they weren't in the plumbing aisle.

But why a scythe? Ditch blades are awesome for chunkier stuff too. My neighbor had some invasive knotweed that was obstructing his view of the creek edge.

@radioactivered What could go wrong? youtu.be/0XOKvFyNquM?si…

A few years ago, a friend of mine decided to send me a box full of radioactive goodies in trade for some of mine, to my surprise one them I received ended up being a literal radioactive cock ring.☢️ These novelty items are produced by the Chinese company “ShenZhen Yek Technology Co.” which markets them online (often on platforms like AliExpress) as “negative ion” performance enhancers designed to promote stronger, longer lasting erections and more powerful orgasms. They’re just a silicone ring infused with tiny amounts of thorium repackaged an old radioactive “health” gimmick as a modern bedroom aid. My friend and I examined multiple versions with a Geiger counter, they all emitted detectable radiation (typically barely 100-200CPM). While genuinely radioactive, the dose remains very low and poses negligible risk when the material stays sealed inside the rubber, though there’s obviously zero scientific evidence they improve sexual performance in any way.