Tom Tillander

@skdh Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men. The shadow knows.

long legs

@stbythec @SenMikeLee Yes, I'm sure you are and so is he.

@TomTillander @SenMikeLee Idiot.

Millions of Americans demand the SAVE America Act because it should be easy to vote and hard to cheat. We can’t allow Democrats to filibuster it in their sleep.

@nicksortor Locals are yelling for ice to leave.

🚨 BREAKING: Anti-ICE rioters tied a TOW ROPE to a weapons locker in a federal vehicle and RIPPED IT OUT with a pickup truck, as Minneapolis PD REFUSED to respond THIS IS UNSUSTAINABLE DHS agents are SITTING DUCKS WE NEED MARINES HERE NOW! Locals are BEGGING for relief, 47!

@Mishi_2210 116

What is the number..? Only 1% will succeed

@GuntherEagleman One would certainly hope.

@Jim_Jordan Oh God damn stupid are you? The subsidies are what work well.

If Obamacare works so well, why do we need subsidies to fix it?

@SenMikeLee And we're happy to give it to them Mike. MAGATs must be stopped.

Don’t worry America, if your family is suffering during the Democrat shutdown, they’re happy for the leverage!

@tedcruz Hey jackass, did Truman get the requisite approvals from Congress and the Supreme Court, did Kennedy? We know Trump didn't.

Does it “break your heart” that, in 1948, Harry Truman undertook a “total reconstruction” of the White House’s interior, preserving only its exterior walls? Or, in 1962, when your uncle JFK constructed the modern Rose Garden? Or is it just Trump that your lament applies to?

@timburchett Hey Tim, how can we trust you on the UAP if you're going to lie about who's Bill can't get enough votes and who won't amend it in order to attract more votes.

You are a liar. You voted 8 times to shut the Government down.

@ILoveToTalkFilm Space Seed is maybe not essential, but it provides important background info for some of the movies.

I need advice. I started Star Trek: The Original Series for the first time. I've decided that I might prefer to just watch the movies. Is that possible, or do I have to watch the show first?

🚨#BREAKING: Yet ANOTHER home has fallen into the ocean in the Outer Banks of North Carolina. This brings the total now to 9 homes that have collapsed in the past 96 hours.

@timburchett No Timmy, you shut down the government. You and yours drafted a bill that can't get enough votes and you went home without passing it in order to protect pedophiles by delaying the swearing in of vote number 218. Release the HOMAN EVIDENCE Release the EPSTEIN EVIDENCE

This is a lie. You voted to shut the Government down.

@WhiteHouse WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?

THE DEMOCRATS WANT TO GIVE YOUR HEALTHCARE MONEY TO ILLEGAL ALIENS AND OPEN OUR BORDERS TO THE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD.

@FBIDirectorKash Why wasn't Utah allowed to perform an autopsy?

As the Director of the FBI, I am committed to ensuring the investigation into Charlie Kirk’s assassination is thorough and exhaustive, pursuing every lead to its conclusion. The full weight of America’s law enforcement agencies are actively following the evidence that has emerged, but our efforts extend beyond initial findings. We are examining every facet of this assassination. We are meticulously investigating theories and questions, including the location from where the shot was taken, the possibility of accomplices, the text message confession and related conversations, Discord chats, the angle of the shot and bullet impact, how the weapon was transported, hand gestures observed as potential “signals” near Charlie at the time of his assassination, and visitors to the alleged shooter’s residence in the hours and days leading up to September 10, 2025. Some details are known today, while others are still being pursued to ensure every possibility is considered. Our primary focus is to complete this investigation and deliver justice. To protect the integrity of the investigation and subsequent prosecution, we cannot release every piece of information we have to the public right now. We will ensure every question is addressed at the appropriate moment. Regarding specific details, such as questions about the plane that allegedly turned off its transponder after departing from an airport near the assassination site, we can share updates when answers are confirmed. After interviews with the pilot and consultation with the FAA, we determined the transponder was not turned off. Incomplete flight data in rural areas caused the apparent gap. The entire FBI mourns the loss of Charlie Kirk. We will not rest until justice is served, and our investigation into this assassination will continue until every question is answered.

@FBIDirectorKash Why was the crime scene cleaned up immediately?

@FBIDirectorKash Why was the body taken from the responsible jurisdiction?

@RepFine Hey Jackass, we are not Israel.

As Europe continues to embrace Muslim terror, I think it is worth discussing whether these countries are actually our allies and whether we should remain in NATO.

@JohnCleese Basil stumbleS on a video of ICE dragging Manuel into an SUV.

Los Angeles! It’s caption competition time ! I will give you 2 free tickets to my show tomorrow night (9th September) at the City National Grove of Anaheim, for the funniest caption of this photograph. Please comment below and make me laugh! Event details can be found here: groveofanaheim.com/events/detail/…