TradewindTruth

@Oilfield_Rando You could learn to code.

Welp. The era of four figure payouts for your boy Rando are over. Not a fan of new algo. Still, thank you guys for being here. Still awesome.

@Eric_Schmitt And pay personal property tax instead!

Democrats in Illinois just passed a bill making it cheaper for illegal aliens to attend college there than actual Americans. To all the patriots who remain in Illinois: Come to the free state of Missouri!

@ChiBearsHistory Revisionist history. He was always taking the NE job.

Ben Johnson the family man. Bears dodged a bullet by passing on Vrabel.

@CoreyWriting You know Shannon Sharpe exists right?

She's literally the best NFL analyst at ESPN by a wide margin.

@RepJayapal Face fit for radio and a brain fit for CTE analysis.

Donald Trump has launched us into an illegal, unauthorized war in Iran, and just two days ago, he threatened to end an entire civilization. His unhinged, dangerous threats show once again how unfit he is to be president. He must be removed from office now.

@CBHeresy This is some of the funniest BS I’ve read in awhile.

I work from home, and sometimes it gets boring and lonely, so recently I’ve taken to answering those Indian scammer calls on my headset and dragging them out as long as possible with increasingly bizarre antics. Today I had one where the scammer was trying to get me to buy gift cards at a store and send him the codes so he could allegedly send me cash. I don’t even know what the scam was supposed to be—it was really poorly thought out on their end—but I played along. After about 30 minutes of pretending I was incredibly incompetent—having all sorts of difficulty starting my car and getting to the store—I told the guy I had arrived at Walmart. You could hear the excitement in his voice—this was a man who clearly had very little success doing this. I even played sound effects from YouTube videos I had open in a bunch of tabs so he could hear me parking, entering the store, etc. “Yes, sir! Very good! Cannot wait—I can send you the cash!” Then things got interesting. I told him to hold on while I got the cards, explaining that I didn’t have any money. He became a bit concerned and said, “Please, sir, just buy the cards.” Then, as loud as I could, right in his ear: “EVERYONE GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! I’VE GOT A GUN!” plays YouTube clip of people screaming The guy lost it: “Oh my God, sir, what are you doing?! Oh my God! Oh my God! Please stop!” Too late. For about five minutes, I narrated a high-stakes robbery, complete with me losing my cool, gunshot sound effects, audio clips of women screaming, etc. It was the most harrowing five minutes of this poor guy’s life, as he kept telling me to stop and just give him the card numbers quickly. When it was over, I made sure to let him know that I got the cards and killed anyone who tried to stop me—just as he had asked. Clearly nervous he would somehow be implicated in this robbery-turned–mass murder he facilitated overseas, he emphatically told me that he only wanted me to buy the cards and did not ask me to do any of this. I ended with a police siren and me pretending to run away before screaming, playing the gunshot sound effects again, and abruptly ending the call. I honestly don’t know why he stayed on the call as long as he did, considering how panicked he sounded at various points—maybe he thought I’d still give him the card numbers and PINs after the botched robbery—but I can’t imagine Mr. Patel will be scamming anyone for some time. So—how did you guys spend your workday?

@cmclymer Delta extracting the Pope from the Vatican would go hard as an IMAX movie.

Trump threatened the Vatican with military force. I've said that out loud to myself five or six times now, and I still can't quite process it.

@Illini_Donor Chief coming back?

What I just heard from who I talk to on a daily basis would make your jaw hit the floor 🔮🔸🔹🔮 #Portal

@White_Amercan No different than a grizzly bear that kills a human then. Put it down.

DeCarlos Brown Jr. has been found “incapable to proceed” on the state murder charge brought against him in the killing of Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska amp.newsobserver.com/news/local/cri…

@POLESPLSEAT3 I took him for a calzone man. Finding out he is a cheek man gladdens my heart.

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@kayteebee99 Currently doing the audiobook version and loving it.

@itsJohnRocker @qualitylearnc ...

@qualitylearnc I cannot confirm or deny…

Remembering when Vice sent a slim, short haired, liberal girl to interview pro ball player John Rocker…and he cracked her.

@InsaneReality Close with and destroy. That’s an ambush from a proximal enemy.

Close call in Idaho as a mountain lion stalks a man before retreating after warning shots

@drjasonfung @BrandonLuuMD Mom…the Canadian docs are quarreling again….

Brandon - That's a highly misleading conclusion. A simple 'Table 1 test' shows that the CAM and combo had almost double the Stage 3 and 4 cancers compared to standard treatment. It's likely the combo arm used CAM precisely because they were a sicker cohort, otherwise known as reverse causation.

For breast cancer, alternative medicine alone was linked to a 267% higher mortality hazard. Even when combined with standard treatment, mortality hazard was still 45% higher. Modern oncology saves lives. Please consider using it.

@Rasmussen_Poll Preventing this in the future is a national security imperative.

"No, we shaved off votes in the red counties in the countryside where Trump was strong, and we left the blue counties untouched. We shaved off 10 percent in Douglas County (CO) and 10% in Mesa County (CO) and other red counties until Biden's count was over 50 percent statewide."

@damienfarronMMA Chama Chungus goes pretty hard

Alex has reached chungus status

@TheIranWatcher I’ve seen paintball ranges with harder shooters.

❌ All six Iranian special forces seen here involved in the hunt for a downed American pilot were killed. The group was part of a larger deployment tasked with locating the missing American crew member in a CSAR operation, yet the Islamic Republic failed to find him in difficult mountainous terrain. A MANPAD can be seen in the hands of one of the special forces, showing how heavily armed the unit was during the operation. Despite deploying multiple forces, the mission ended in failure and heavy personnel losses for the Islamic Republic.

@SenWarren You and your army of worthless leeches have no claim to anyone else’s fortune. Please deport to North Korea. Your utopia awaits.

Jeff Bezos has $222 billion. If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over. And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

@BeelzebubbaS @Sawisthe_Law @JeffFisch Maybe I misunderstood his intent with his post. If it’s about maintaining OPSEC then I agree.

@TradewindTruth @Sawisthe_Law @JeffFisch He’s got a point. OPSEC

Regarding the WSO recovery today, remember these call signs. Momo, Shaft, Chewy Hundo, Mosh, Fiddy, Felon, Phoenix, Kingpin. They’ll be famous someday soon.

@BeelzebubbaS @Sawisthe_Law @JeffFisch I’m skeptical by his post.

@TradewindTruth @Sawisthe_Law @JeffFisch You know he’s an Air Force fighter guy, right?