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@kklamonty @SarahHuckabee Looks like a row of obese locals waiting for the rest of their group to show up so they can go eat overpriced bakery items made with hate.

45 minute wait for breakfast today at The Croissanterie in Little Rock. Apparently kicking out your racist governor @SarahHuckabee is great for business

@SenBlumenthal Democrats would let violent criminals through without ID. They would then kill, rape, and steal in the sky!

ICE agents at airports will only aggravate delays & lines—disrupting checks, interrogating travelers, dragging parents from children, detaining citizens, brutalizing families, shooting & even killing. politico.com/news/2026/03/2…

@alphafox @CadburyWorld #Cadbury isn't for #Easter this year? OK. Will make sure not to get any for the kids' baskets.

Hey @CadburyWorld , why did you delete the word ‘Easter’ from your products? What is ‘this season’ you are referring to? Maybe EASTER?? 🤨

@Notwokenow I hope his allowance covers his bond.

Arlington, Texas, resident Rontrell Jackson, 21, was arrested for murder after killing his grandmother. Jackson allegedly killed his 68 year old grandmother after arguing about his allowance. Police said Jackson shot his grandmother inside their home on Friday, and then dragged her body to the porch, where he covered her up with a blanket. A family member later found her unresponsive on the porch and called 911. She was declared dead on the scene. It was later determined that she had been shot. A 21 year old man arguing over HIS ALLOWANCE got enraged enough to kill.

Truth be told I wince too when I see those ‘I’m glad he’s dead’ posts. But no one ever tried to destroy my presidency, bankrupt me or jail me based on total lies. People need to understand the magnitude of what Mueller was trying to do - what he was involved in.

@camskattebo5 We forgive you. You clearly have CTE.

I recently did an interview and had a lapse in judgment, which resulted in me making a tasteless joke about CTE and asthma. It was never my intention to downplay the seriousness of head injuries or asthma. I sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by my remarks, and I assure you that I’ll be more mindful and respectful going forward. Much love !!!

@JebraFaushay Three Dollar Smith. Psh!

BREAKING! Will Smith is GAY! Allegedly. (Celebritea.blinds)

@mariashriver This is bad but nowhere near as bad as letting a 50x criminal off easy so he can go murder a white girl on public transportation. Mueller prosecuted a hoax. He's no Saint.

No words, other than this is something to show your kids as how NOT to behave, what NOT to say or do!

@BuenoForMiami @elonmusk We got a badass national security experts over here!

@elonmusk Or… you can save that money and we can eliminate that useless government agency altogether. So far, the TSA has stopped exactly zero acts of terrorism and fails to find contraband at an alarming rate. The American people deserve better.

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

@JebraFaushay @ingelramdecoucy I gave up not smoking for Lent.

@ingelramdecoucy My 2026 New Year's resolution was to start smoking.

Reminder that cigarettes never stopped being cool, it was the people who became lame

@TonyLaneNV I suggest this: Go home. Get into a dress. Make dinner.

Basic training isn’t for everyone. Do you think you could do this? Got any good tips? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

@DorLinder Mama Kelce. Must be on vacation while her house is being remodeled.

Candid snapshot taken at the Philadelphia airport. Do you know who this is?

@JebraFaushay Sir there's a second gender bender in the family.

This is Jamie Lee Curtis and her daughter Ruby.

@Pixie1z Fill up my gas tank and stop by the grocery store.

How would you spend a million dollars in 24 hours?

@Mlu__N2 This may make the @JebraFaushay lineup.

This has to be so inconvenient for literally every aspect of life.. like every single one.

@alphafox Looks like the Nuts to Butts Walz to me. Look for it on the next season of Dancing With the Stars!

I’m not sure what they call this: 🥴

@sartoria5152 @JebraFaushay Right? Or put it in the trash at the gas station like most people with no garbage pick up do.

@JebraFaushay She could have tied the bag & still made her point. Or dig a ditch & bury or burn it .

So thankful that Greta Thunberg is headed to Cuba to help solve the garbage crisis!

@JebraFaushay I hope they got this at half price.

The future version of Grok will be able to seamlessly deliver cake to you. You can hardly tell it’s not a real person.

@JebraFaushay The kitchen is so airy and fresh!

Here’s what you can get for $1050 in Miami. I especially like the open kitchen. What do you love most about this beautiful apartment?