Kelly Simonsen

@Jake6626016950 @YourAnonNews You want me

@WalkIn85887 @YourAnonNews 🤫nobody cares about you

How anyone with a brain feels rn

@FoxNews Pope Leo is a badass - he ROCKS

REPORTER: "Pope Leo said yesterday, and I quote him, 'God does not listen to the prayer of those who waged war.' Can you comment on that?" KAROLINE LEAVITT: "Our nation was a nation founded 250 years ago, almost, on Judeo-Christian values. And we’ve seen, presidents, we’ve seen, the leaders of the Department of War, and we’ve seen our troops go to prayer, during the most turbulent times in our nation’s history." "I don’t think there’s anything wrong with our military leaders or with the president calling on the American people to pray for our service members and those who are serving our country overseas. In fact, I think it’s a very noble thing to do."

@Acyn Very true. We are smart enough not to take Trump's word.

Reporter: The president insists negotiations are underway and he has said Iran has agreed to most of the 15 points. Iran says no negotiations are taking place. How do you explain that discrepancy?  Leavitt: I think the American people are smart enough not to take the word of a terrorist regime

@RepLisaMcClain Bullshit. We didn't vote for Trump. Musk & Putin stole the election for the motherfucker.

The American people, in electing President Trump and House Republicans, made it clear they want a CLOSED BORDER and a SAFE AMERICA. This bill from the Senate does the opposite. That’s why I WILL NOT SUPPORT IT.

@RepLisaMcClain @MariaBartiromo Oh fuck off

In the middle of the night, Defund-the-Police Democrats tried to DEFUND CBP and ICE. Let’s be clear: House Republicans WILL NOT ALLOW Democrats to hold TSA agents, the Coast Guard, or AMERICA’S NATIONAL SECURITY hostage. Let’s fund the people who KEEP US SAFE. @MariaBartiromo

@ReallyAmerican1 #FundHealthcareNotWar

FRIENDS: Can we please get 1,000 replies using #FundHealthcareNotWar to call out the push for $200 billion in war funding while Americans struggle with rising healthcare premiums and need relief at home.

@doggintrump I wonder when Saudi Arabia is going to show up?

Chickenshit

@factpostnews Motherfuckers are a bunch of chickenshits. Instead of standing up to diaperman they go running away.

Harry Enten: House Republicans are running for the exits faster than kids do on the final day of school. So far this cycle, already 36 House retirements. That is the grand record over the last 100 years. You don't run for the exits unless you know trouble is brewing, and House Republicans believe trouble is absolutely brewing.

@doggintrump lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That Llama was like, Get the fuck out of my pen, you freakshow

@Rainmaker1973 This is a brilliant idea.

In a groundbreaking social initiative, Albuquerque, New Mexico launched a program that pays homeless individuals to clean streets, parks, and public areas. The idea was simple — offers work, dignity, and purpose instead of punishment or pity. The results were remarkable: over 70% of participants have now secured permanent housing or full-time employment, transforming their lives and communities alike. The city’s “There’s a Better Way” program proves that compassion-driven policies can be more effective than traditional welfare systems.

@JesusChryslerII Pray or Prey? Probably both actually.

#erika #druski

@YourAnonNews My guess is that most of them are still living on BOT farms.

To all the stupid ass MAGAs replying to our tweets with your bullshit, no one believes you (or cares) anymore. No one gives a fuck about what you say or how you say it. People look at you with scorn, and also with hatred for what you have done to the USA by obeying a lying pedophile. You've lost any and all credibility you've ever had over an orange fascist asshole who not only ruined a perfect economy that was handed to him but also destroyed the USA's standing amongst it's allies. So please, fuck completely off - everyone hates you. We hope you suffer immensely. cepr.net/publications/i…

@YourAnonNews Not just stupid but also evil.

MAGA will go down in history as a cult of stupid people who destroyed the USA.

@YourAnonNews Trump has been alive for far too long.

You've let MAGA terrorize you for far too long.

@FFRF They need to grow a damn spine and take the punishment or firing as a badge of honor.

An anonymous Department of Defense source characterized the environment as "terrifying," noting that personnel working under Hegseth fear being punished or fired for failing to embrace his Christian nationalist worldview. rawstory.com/hegseth-iran-2…

@BaddCompani Do they go home afterwards and beg God for forgiveness or do they just not care that they are going to hell?

This is like having Satan oversee your wedding!

@YourAnonNews I could compromise on all issues except I desperately need healthcare and I believe it is a right for all Americans.

Running for office? Here are some clues about what the people actually want (here is your winning platform): Universal Healthcare - 62% support No Iran war - 79% oppose Tuition free college - 86% support No Congressional Stock trading - 60% support Legalize weed - 88% support

@BaddCompani He's the kind of Christian that is in deep trouble on Judgment Day.

Dear Pete Hegseth, you have violated every one of these. What kind of 'Christian' are you?

@YourAnonNews LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy hell that's even funnier now!!!

"My own daughter can't tell the difference." Comedy is illegal now.