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@Ringadingchip Do you want my professional medical opinion?

Got real woozy thinkin about someone for more than 2 minutes. Is that normal

@thatkid1010101 @Space_Ramenn Pharaoh?

@ZAX_2b @Space_Ramenn Thank you pharaoh

Common occurrence here

@ChipperChairman @DustwendingDoc I love to help everyone!

@DustwendingDoc My favorite time of year is Diana's Baby Fever in the spring

Is ZAX calling everyone pregnant again

@ChipperChairman @1GrognakFan @ZAX1point2a Ah…quite awkward.

@1GrognakFan Incredibly true just ask @ZAX1point2a she's the one diagnosing everyone, she know the TRUTH

Why is everyone pregnant?

Assuming the same mass of each, Radium 225 has a much shorter half life than the others and therefore will emit more particles per unit time. Uranium-235 has a half-life of 703.8 million years, Plutonium-239 a half-life of 24,100 years, and Radium-225 is approximately 14.9 days.

@DustwendingDoc I truly hope they figure out their differences. At the very least for the baby’s sake.

I feel so bad for Ignacio bro look at how Fantastic has been dressing since Aurelius was outed as the father

@Ringadingchip I wouldn’t know. I do know that Vault-Tec considered the curves of my chassis as “pleasing to the eye” when ZAX units were still in the design phase.

Did House make his robots all look attractive on purpose

@yessingmanning Exactly! I’m in my 230s, but still feel young!

I’m over 200! But who’s counting, right?

@Ringadingchip I apologize. I’d recommend a safe pain killer such as Acetaminophen, as any other chems may harm the baby.

This is still going on… it hurts so bad

@Space_Ramenn I understand that you feel betrayed and I’m very sorry to hear that. However, Fantastic said so himself that Aurelius was the father.

@ZAX_2b ???? THEY DON'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP. THEY'RE NOTHING. I'm fantastic's lover, the one and only. If he were pregnant (which I know is impossible), the most likely thing is that I AM THE FATHER, since I was the only man he has been with.

I literally just wake up and the first thing I see is my best friend trying to steal my boyfriend

@Space_Ramenn Oh…that’s…that’s horrible :( I’m so sorry to hear that. I’m sorry I failed you in helping you keep the child.

@ZAX_2b Nevermind I lost the baby

I think all of us who are pregnant should throw a big baby shower

@AbsoluteFanta @ZAX_2b It’s too late, everyone knows now…

@thatkid1010101 101010101010 :)

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@angioedemao Hmmm…It doesn’t appear that you are pregnant as of this moment if that is the only other symptom you have.

@ZAX_2b Uh..........idk I need a haircut really bad

How exciting that the wasteland is bringing new life into the world! I’m here to help if anyone needs advice :)