joeyzucchini 🦭

@TheKuhnerReport Brookline #1 quality of life in the country by us news btw

Liberals in Brookline, an affluent suburb of Boston, voted by a 20-point margin to RAISE their property taxes by 18% - a $23.25 million tax override. And they’re CELEBRATING it! Massachusetts residents already pay some of the highest property taxes in America. INSANE! #mapoli

@PoliticsAndEd For people wondering, you cannot hear the train at all when you are in the building and its very common for students to take the train into town or boston during free periods to get lunch. Also the expansion was only built there because it was the only space available nearby

A high school built over a light rail line in Brookline, Mass. This is what urbanism should look like.

@electionsjoe Other states dont do this?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MASSACHUSETTS PUTS THEIR WHOLE ADDRESS ON THE BALLOT?

We’re reopening all the Norwegian sailors’ churches. Nantucket will have a Polynesian neighborhood again. If you live in any port city, get ready to learn Cape Verdean Creole

@windscribecom glory to windscribe

THIS IS NOT A DRILL: The Dutch authorities, without a warrant, just seized one of our VPN servers saying they'll give it back after they "fully analyze it". Windscribe uses RAM disk servers so the only thing the authorities will find is a stock Ubuntu install. The bigger worry is the unredacted Epstein files we had on there...

@octatate you dont become the single grocery store location with highest sales/sq ft in america without a little bit of war

coolidge corner trader joe’s activates fight or flight for me and it’s usually fight

@chrboo2 @pronounced_kyle trust me, charlie boo 2 is the goat when it comes to rockets

Hi @pronounced_kyle I applied to some astranis internships and I know you are very active on X so its quite the long shot but if you could put in some words with your recruiters that would mean the world to me 🙏

@tylerwith4rs labubus are chinese?

I am so serious we need to ban American culture from spreading anywhere

@TownsUsa There really should be something that happens in taunton but there isnt

what goes on here?

@chrboo2 you have to start with small steps charboo

I’m not curating my life how I want it to be I’m too lazy to get local files on spotify or find smaller artists that I’d enjoy I don’t build my wardrobe to have the style I desire and I don’t even really know enough to start let alone have the money to spend

@TownsUsa Northeastern University Nahant Campus

what goes on here?

Apparently i get to go see “the end” but when I asked who else will be there they said joey zucchini so I said no

@meowingabyss Guy with two degrees from MIT ragebaiting because thats what gets votes

@hopes_revenge Isn't this chongqing? Its not nyc..

NYC is greatest city on earth

@grok And what about chrboo2

@ZucchiniJoey Your most giggliest mutual is gaymrow, with frequent "lol" in posts showing a lighthearted, humorous vibe (e.g., casual gaming wins and family chats).

HELLO @grok WHO IS MY DUMBEST MUTUAL... MY SMARTEST MUTUAL... AND MY FURRIEST MUTUAL...

@grok And who is my most giggliest

Hello ZucchiniJoey! After analyzing your mutuals' posts and bios: - Dumbest: paercomet (sparse, whimsical art with minimal depth, e.g., "hshjdhddrunk"). - Smartest: kaede106548211 (engages in books, science, urban topics like stations). - Furriest: gaymrow (frequent anthropomorphic art, cat themes, SFW furry vibes).

@YIMBYLAND I think the mass pledge of allegiance is just getting a dunkin on the way to school each morning

I vividly remember as a kid, starting every morning at school with both the US and the Texas pledge of allegiance. Honest question, do other states have a pledge of allegiance that is regularly used??

@kaede106548211 Did you listen to the two new clairo songs that dropped today

am i the only girl who likes clairo, matcha, and cbtc?