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@Mistekel @QBCCIntegrity @thecontextaus Surely someone wouldn't waste a load on him

@_GenPatton_ @QBCCIntegrity @thecontextaus It’s jizz😂

JUST IN: Australian Prime Minister has taken exception to the negative reception from Aussies to his pre-recorded “keep calm, carry on” National Address. Servos across the country had lines out onto the street for fuel this morning, resultant from a complete loss of trust.

@D_Melissa2 We don't blame trump we blame are brain dead government for not having enough fuel stockpiled. Ignore this loser.

For all the Americans on here re petrol ⛽️ prices. Because of Trump, Australians are paying the equivalency of $8.50 à gallon!!! Your petrol price is $4.00 a gallon. This isn’t our war. Imagine how pissed off we are. We blame Trump.

@Ryandally08 Now your shitting on those same people that come from your 'situation'.

Anthony Albanese says “Prime Minister's are paid a lot of money, I'm paid more money than I could possibly dream of” “I grew up with a single mum in state government housing” “I was the first person in my family to finish school” That’s not surprising.

@sharma_views As an outsider looking in towards the UK it looks like they are being invaded by Islam. Can someone from the UK honestly say that isn't the case?

🚨 PIERS MORGAN: Iran can’t match militarily… so they’re playing it smart, right? RUDY: Europeans are run by useless cowards… the UK is being taken over by Muslims. PIERS: I live in London. I don’t see any of that. REALITY CHECK… RIGHT TO HIS FACE 💥

@bobjcarr I forgot about this bloke. May I forget about him again.

Israeli and US bombing have destroyed 500 schools and 300 medical centres. There is a term to use here and it’s war crime.

@Ryandally08 Bro thinks it's the algorithm that hates him not the people. This guy is on a whole other level of complete denial.

#BREAKING Anthony Albanese says that algorithms can cause “enormous issues” and that people say things online “that they’d never say to my face” I’m not so sure about that Albo.

@lindaAKAMatron @Snoman_here @AlboMP If it's no biggy and oil isn't affected why are we seeing fuel shortages and prices go through the roof? Are u dense lady?

@Snoman_here @AlboMP Have you been under a rock? Only 20% of global oil supply transits through SOH. That means 80% doesn't & isnt affected. Oil is extracted from lots of countries Australia already has trade agreements with. Dont get your undies in a twist.

Im gobsmacked how many people didnt hear the most important part of @AlboMP address to the nation is what he DIDN'T say! He confirmed we are NOT directly involved in the war. He even DIDN'T hint we're considering it. He focused on a calm, cooperative, sensible response. PHEW!!

@LiberalHivemind All these celebrities pushing the whole love your body the way it is when they were all massive unhealthy whales until ozempic comes along.

I speak for everyone when I say: Please fuck off forever.

@van00sa Run ya donkey

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@BattlefieldInte Anyone with a brain seen this coming...devs dropkicks.

Battlefield 6 is no longer Battlefield… it’s Mortarfield 💀 Breakthrough is just 64 players farming kills from the sky now 😭 Who thought this was fun? 🤨👇 📹: Smox23x | #Battlefield6

@grswo We will be on rationing after Easter. Schools are already sending out letters to parents regarding possible remote learning. Anyone with a brain can see We will run out of fuel. We should of been rationing weeks ago. Pm thinking of himself with votes rather than australians

The PM does the correct thing, address Australians, tells the government has their back, don't panic help each other and try to minimise fuel use. Now the usual suspects are out complaining he had nothing important to say. And they wonder why the Aussie voters trust Labor

@Battlefield @tiggr_ if this is what devs are focusing on I can see why EA are laying them off. Ffs. Your game is on its fucking knees and your doing this shit. Get your heads out your arse.

Get sofa king good, even your medic believes in you. #Battlefield6

@BattlefieldComm Wtf have u done to the game you absolute degenerates. I didn't think it could get worse but fuck me you cnts never seem to amaze us. Fuck off with your shit

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@AlboMP That was pre recorded also?

My Address to the Nation.

@FurkanGozukara They still shooting rockets so there must be targets still......

The mask is completely off. A retired US General admits that since the Pentagon has run out of military targets in Iran, they are now preparing to systematically destroy the country's national civilian infrastructure. This is a blatant confession of planned war crimes.

@JEChalmers Tax breaks for the tax payer. Paid for by the tax payer. Good work 👏

Today we announced support for Australian small businesses by increasing flexibility in our tax system, helping businesses access credit and welcoming support from the finance sector and peak bodies. Australians didn't choose this war but they're paying for it, and by working together we can help to shield small businesses from some of the worst impacts.

@Thetrumpetfan @craigkellyAFEE Your not implementing renewables without oil to build it all ya fucking dipshit

@craigkellyAFEE If you have sufficient renewables you don’t need oil/petrol/diesel. Ps plug your EV into rooftop solar and you drive for the cost of tyres and a $400 service every 20000km. Own a landcruiser and its $40 diesel per 100km

POLL : Which TARGET should Australia prioritise ?

@cosmicjester He will come out and say. Guys I'm cool I don't like the bikini pics on twitter please stop. Be my friend please.

It will probably be a completely inoffensive speech with ‘blah blah drive less if you can, try and catch PT or carpool don’t be a dick and hoard fuel’ that will drive online lunatics complete crazy

@JasonZhiheng @AlexInAir Let's get through this by being fwends. Deadset. Secure the fucking fuel by whatever means.

@AlexInAir Just make a deal with china. China needs LNG and Australia needs fuel. Then both countries can survive from this crisis.

Australia (which has declared a national fuel supply disruption) is deeper in to its jet fuel crisis 🚨 - For now, emergency supply is being routed from l US through the Panama Canal to Melbourne, Perth - but the route *cannot* sustain volumes required beyond April, global airlines have been informed. - China export ban removes over 30% of Australian jet fuel in four weeks. - Australia has no domestic refinery capacity at major airports