Matt Williams

@V_Bee @TLPCharity This is awesome, as are you ❤️

@guspower What I find particularly pleasing is that the fact that there is no word for something that is disappointing but not unexpected is, in itself, disappointing but not unexpected.

@mattwilliams ohhh that works on many levels +1

is there a word that means "disappointing but not unexpected"? feel like my notes need a new tag.

Is it just me, or is London Eye plus fireworks strongly reminiscent of Mickey Mouse’s profile?

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

@fionamclaren @raffijacobs If you wait 18 hours for the poll to close, it might end up being an even worse idea…

@raffijacobs Oh no. You’re not often wrong but…

I have some leftover Dominos garlic and herb dip… I’m considering using it as a pasta sauce. Thoughts?

I’m sorry, I simply cannot be cynical about a technology that can accomplish this.

Much scrutiny lately of 'Chinese police stations' operating on the streets of Britain… What links the 'stations' to British politics, the Chinese Communist Party, an assault in the heart of London, & serious organised crime? This is big. 1/54

Great explanation of stable diffusion by @jayalammar - jalammar.github.io/illustrated-st…

flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it

Gaia babysat my kids. Her death needs further investigation. If you’re inclined to share, the publicity will help and perhaps prevent this happening again. mol.im/a/10974771 via @Femail

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@amazing_physics Might I offer possible improvement to this? bennyhillifier.com/?id=ae_obIu0Zgg

Sped up footage of astronauts jumping and tripping on Moon!

@TSAReilly @KensingtonRoyal @RE_DailyMail You’d think, right?!

Harry and Meghan reveal royal baby's name is Archie. Many congratulations to the Royal Couple. Though slightly disappointed they didn’t choose the name Thomas.... ⁦@KensingtonRoyal⁩ ⁦@RE_DailyMail⁩ theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/m…

@higgis @GemmaLord Pack of cards: assign a suit to an exercise (eg press up, squat, walk out, burpee), reps is face value with A/K/Q/J being 14/13/12/11; jokers should be something like a 400m sprint

@GemmaLord If you find a good answer please let me know!

@TSAReilly @SMcDonaldFCO Amazing. Assuming you’ll be calling the British Library!

My computer crashed, so I decided to clear out my cupboard. Am dazed by what I found hidden in a box. A treasure trove of Original documents, treaties, agreements between #UK & #Morocco dating back to 1729. Unbelievable @SMcDonaldFCO maybe the #Nelson letter is original after all

@higgis ....criticisms that come from a party that’s lead by a strong and stable @theresa_may and torn apart by the ideologues that gave us austerity and Brexit... 🧐

One of the most hilarious of the many brainless criticisms of Corbyn is that he is at the same time incapable of doing anything well and also uniquely dangerous because of his evil Marxist plans.

@livingst0n3 Brexit just keeps on giving

I just wrote "Chalk can not be optimised into cheese" and am feeling just smug enough to tweet it.

@NatJMichaels @sarahwollaston @theresa_may “When religion and politics travel in the same cart, the riders believe nothing can stand in their way...” independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

@sarahwollaston Sadly, I believe that @theresa_may is now so delusional she is fully capable of ignoring everything other than her self. Which means she will not listen or show any flexibility - she has not done so far & I see no likelihood she will in the future