elle anne

@BarackObama love you guys!!

Happy anniversary, @MichelleObama! 32 years together, and I couldn’t have asked for a better partner and friend to go through life with.

why am i the oldest person at in n out?

@NotAlisonJensen excellent work

Looks like someone will be moving with their aunty and uncle in Bel Air

let’s 👏🏼 go 👏🏼 joe 👏🏼

men will never understand the trauma of curling your hair for 30 minutes in 80 degree weather with no AC for a 10 minute interview

@luka90_ filed under paranormal phenomena @luka90_

on 2nd thought maybe being endlessly alarmed by the world we live in makes me an alarmist? b/w police brutality, COVID, the utterly inept baffoon-in-chief, human rights crises in turkey, china, etc, oh ya & epstein (who didnt kill himself) id say i have every right to be alarmed!

either 1. 7/7 people in new jersey dot their i with a full circle (that’s 100%) OR 2. something fishy is happening here. either way, ALARMING

in case you were wondering (you weren’t) i was called an alarmist after i suggested that kanye may be committing election fraud (um HI ALARMING) by forging signatures on his petition to appear on the NJ ballot (see pic from AP news)

@Bergamis called me an alarmist 14 hours ago and tbh i am still reeling

@run_thejules if it’s any consolation, you’re not alone

coronavirus: we did everything wrong and everything still went wrong

@harold_yb personally im pretty into it

put on my anklet for good luck today

a historically unfunny april fools

@harold_yb that hurts. i just spent an hour creating a couple and used all their money to build a 1 bedroom house, turns out they’re not romantically involved so they refuse to sleep in the same bed as each other

what are everyone’s sims up to today?

nothing like that new puzzle smell

i agree i would absolutely love to calm down, and yet, i persist