Abi Smith

I am sorting my dashcam footage from last couple of month and got to my car journey from Glasgow to Helsinki and I thought it can show you nicely what Brexit means (a small 🧵)

It is absolutely absurd that anyone should have to sign this petition to help stop a disable person being sued for being disabled!!?!? chng.it/qrsVS82M via @UKChange

@becky_grayless @Traffic_M6 Is the diversion moving?? We're stuck in Lancaster

@Traffic_M6 What’s going on? We’ve just dived off at j 35 but need to get down the south

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What I won't miss about Glasgow: Mouthy little neds causing mischief on the bus. What I will miss about Glasgow: Old hens taking absolutely no prisoners shutting them down.

JoJo and Gran Gran has the best #cbeebies theme song. Maybe even the overall best TV show theme song. Absolute banger. youtu.be/SdCW8tSND9w

My local doctors' surgery has a fun system for booking appointments. You have to call at exactly 8am and hope you get through. Almost certainly you won't, then by 8.05 all appointments have gone. It's exciting, like trying to buy a ticket to see One Direction.

I am 100% team Hamza already!! #strictly

Just a quick Public Service Announcement if you like #Encanto and #Hamilton please give In the Heights a shot. It's actually fantastic and too often overlooked. watch.amazon.co.uk/detail?gti=amz…

@jess_weatherall That'll be it. 😩😩

Ahh perfect, ridiculously loud fireworks at 8pm on a random Friday in April 🤷🤷

Is everyone in the country trying to get into their British Gas account right now or have they purposefully broken their website so we can't update meter readings?? #britishgas #EnergyCrisis #pricecap

@hsvingram Bought by Many. Always been super helpful and quick payouts ☺️ YAY DOG FRIEND

Twitter hive mind, I need your help! We are about to get a little 8/9 week old puppy and would love advice on insurance! Good or bad experiences! Best level of cover etc. It's giving me brain ache.

Trying to re-learn Windows after 6+ years with a Mac is like learning to walk. WHERE IS EVERYTHING???

Sharing this video because no matter how many times I see it, and no matter how many “but what if” alternate explanations I see in replies, it’s still disturbing, and you can’t watch it and not at least understand why black people distrust the police.

@abismith88 I forgot to unmute last week. Mortified.

We're now 2 years into majority remote working and I'm still hearing the phrases 'you're on mute', 'can you see my screen' and 'is everyone here?' on a daily basis... HOW?? 😒

Sad

Surely the question now is why did the Downing Street staff WANT to socialise together 17 times in the space of a few months. No colleagues like eachother that much... #PartyGate

Just saw a tweet saying “Both the vaccinated and the unvaccinated can catch Covid.” A doctor responded: “Both Serena Williams and I can play tennis."