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#PSL was invented by Big Ag to keep their pumpkin farmer constituents in business through the post-Halloween pumpkin price slump.

@anothercohen But also… Love Death and Robots on Netflix

@anothercohen I know it’s too late but don’t trust HBOs offline mode. I had an 8 hour flight with no wifi and the downloads didn’t work once we were in the air. Never again!

What movies should I download for my red eye flight tonight? I have HBO, Showtime, Netflix, and Amazon

@swyx I used to love Node and React. I recently switched to Python for @firedrillcv. Never going back to the clown fiesta.

friend spun up a create-react-app and imported a library to fetch from endpoint immediately stuck at this he’s a snr staff engineer, ex google, ex twitter can solve the most complex distributed systems problems unable to fetch from REST endpoint without js specialist help

Sometimes I feel like @kubernetesio was only created to keep SREs in business

#Wordle 245 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

#Wordle from yesterday 244 5/6 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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(2/2) AWS is a garage full of all the best tools money can buy, available by the hour for cheap. A carpenter would build a beautiful, sturdy, unique dresser. Anyone else might saw their fingers off at any point. Oh, and there aren’t any safety manuals or PPE..

(1/2) I’ve run startup- and large-scale production workloads on both… Google is like an IKEA dresser. It works out of the box, everything is clearly labeled, there are clear instructions in one place, the tools are included, etc. However, everyone’s dresser looks the same.

@SamsungUS you should add that “put your foot under the bumper to open the trunk” technology to your dishwashers and washer/dryers

@tacobell you should add a notch to your boxes to slide in a seatbelt so our precious cargo makes it home #beltyourbell