sammy-o ($8)

If alcohol is a depressant, why do I feel so good this afternoon?

@S0uthern_man How do I get the coors with nicotine please advise

Woah

@MacMann43 @plbcards Don’t hide the grade, it’s beautiful and you have one, we don’t

I never thought I would own a grail card. Two years ago I rediscovered my love for collecting cards after a 30 year hiatus. My wife sees my love and passion for it and recently told me - go for it, we only live once. Thank you @plbcards for the expedited service. It’s beautiful

@JC_Invest24 @RJCcapital I wish that were the case. I’d sleep better.

@baldbucknut @RJCcapital Bro you holding SPY

if you’re not down at least 10% today your investment advice is not worth following

@RJCcapital Tough but fair

@baldbucknut mate you are down less than the Nasdaq you’re not taking enough risk

@LogicalThesis Pain

This is... actually an insane down day.

@rmchurchward 1956 banks I’ll take it. Followed you, please message me payment details

Putting my vintage baseball collection up for sale! ⚾️ All cards listed below along with asking price (based on recently eBay sales for comparable condition cards). Too many pictures to post, so PLEASE ask for detailed pictures if interested! Thank you! #thehobby

STOP LOOKING AT YOUR PORTFOLIO 5 TIMES A DAY

@HunterBiden @MikeAmmo Hunter presidential Run confirmed.

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

@RealJoeGaydosh @jtimsuggs Not having one of these as a kid has cost me thousands at savi’s as an adult

@jtimsuggs Guess you never had the OG

Can’t believe that there’s an entire generation that doesn’t realize that this is unironically the greatest lightsaber of all-time

They sound like a bunch of Marge Simpsons

@_SoccerThoughts @EwanMacKenna If you’ve ever read anything about fifa you’ll see the flaw in your first sentence.

@EwanMacKenna I don’t think they we’re that nefarious. They were trying to sell hospitality package with hotels included. Not a lot of people bought those packages.

FIFA block booked hotel rooms across the US to create artificial demand and drive up prices for football fans. They cancelled all the block bookings now. That's insane.

@zerohedge Wait is this the guy that gives out free money

TRUMP NAMES BILL PULTE AS ACTING DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE

@PensareBBall Ten years ago 2mm would’ve retired me. I’m 30% higher than that and think I need 8 more years to be comfortable

When I was a kid I was told you likely needed a net worth of 700k-1M to retire comfortably. By the time I retire, that number will likely be close to 3.2M-5M. I don't think people who are currently poor realize how rich the upper middle and lower upper classes are right now.

Today, we remember a legend. On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline. Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme. He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on. Gone, but never forgotten. Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸 May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016 Forever in our hearts.

Bogleheads need to eat their slop like the little piggies they are

@Meltupinfinity Nobody wants to buy the ‘27 model year surveillance cars? We’ll make oil so scarce they can’t change the oil in the old cars they all blow up.

This shit is going to hit the unaware public like a brick wall.

@GaysForTrump @Breaking911 Really? Been right in front of you for a long time

@Breaking911 I didn't even know black people lived in Rhode Island.

3 people were stabbed during a massive brawl after teens reportedly took over a beach in Narragansett, Rhode Island.

@AOC @johnnygarciatx Oh no not you too

This is absolutely disgusting. This bigoted garbage and antisemitism should be nowhere near our politics. If you’re in TX-35, vote for @johnnygarciatx. And the donors behind the Republican super PAC funding her should be exposed.

@ohiowhiskey I only got one from the lottery 😭

SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US 😢