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@EfcWorcester @AutoInfatuation Wasn’t that plate on a dodge viper back in the day?

@AutoInfatuation A distant - ish relative of mine had the numberplate WOW IIOT (years ago, can't specifically remember which were zero's or letters, same with ones and letters). But the bolt to affix it was bang between the two "I"s. Made it look like WOW HOT. 1/2

This one almost had me speechless 🤦‍♂️ I love private registrations but these are the things they need to crack down on. O as a D, 11 set diagonally as a V and the J as an I 🤮

@LUDENClassics Mclaren

Ouch. Guess the car

@fesshole It’s alright lads, it’s spurs!

A couple blokes in work think I support Arsenal. I've never bothered to correct them as my actual team lose every week and I can't be arsed for the piss taking every Monday

@FattusPrickus How’s the fit? I’m a 43” chest

Update: It only went and arrived, didn’t it? It even came with a wee sweetie which I immediately ate and enjoyed. Would shop again.

This song was written in 20 minutes of pure rage after hearing how a senator got his son out of the draft for Vietnam...

@LegacySiu Anelka

Guess the player VERY HARD

@PopmasterTM Here comes the sun

PopMaster may be over for today… but the music questions never stop 🎶

@R055C089 Spending 15 minutes deciding what to rent, then getting Terminator 2 for the tenth time

Going to the video shop.

@slovak_football Kolo toure

Went to a quiz yesterday and this great question was the last one. Which player has played in all 4 of these derbies?

this song alone justifies why he won songwriter of the year in spite of not releasing any new music.

@KevinYoung87 Grown men booing the opposing players because there team shat the bed in penalties 😂😂😂

Wee daizen here goes unnoticed 😂

@heraldscotland Has glasgow not suffered enough?

First Minister John Swinney visits the scene of the devastating fire in Glasgow city centre 👇 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖: 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵

@STVNews One eyes going into the shop, the others coming out with the change

“We’d ask anyone who may have seen him to come forward as soon as possible.” news.stv.tv/north/search-l…

In lieu of any other naval assets, Starmer has now deployed the ultimate Royal Navy deterrent to Cyprus.

I see Nicola Sturgeon is once again complaining that I posted a picture of myself wearing a T-shirt with her name on it and the legend 'Destroyer of Women's Rights.' Apparently this didn't 'elevate the debate.' Is there a clinical term for an individual who has extreme thinness of skin when it comes to their own perceived hurts, coupled with a rhino-hide when it comes to the fear and suffering of others? I'm thinking in particular of the two women Isla Bryson raped, who had to watch their First Minister squirm and smirk on TV as she tried to avoid admitting he was a man; of the five survivors of male violence who were ready to give evidence to Sturgeon's committee on gender self-ID, but were told to put their concerns in writing while seventeen trans-identified people appeared in person; of the mother of a young girl with a learning disability who campaigned against self-ID because she wanted her daughter to be guaranteed same sex intimate care, should she need it (the mother was presumably one of those female opponents Sturgeon calls 'shrill' and 'hysterical' in her memoir); of the ten-year-old girl sexually assaulted in a public bathroom by a 6'5" paedophile who served his jail sentence in a women's prison because he called himself 'Katie'; of Sandie Peggie, forced to discuss her own menstrual history in public to justify not wanting to undress in view of a 6ft straight cross-dresser in the nurses' changing room; of Marion Millar, dragged into court because she tweeted a picture of suffragette ribbons; of the Scottish rape crisis centres reliant on government funding who were pressured to admit trans-identified males into their services if they wanted funding to continue. When Sturgeon refers to an 'elevated debate', she means a discussion that takes place within a tiny, smug bubble from which regular women suffering real life consequences of her policies are firmly excluded. These faceless ants are loftily dismissed as bigots, or, to be more precise: 'transphobic, misogynistic, homophobic, maybe racist as well.' Nicola, you hated the T-shirt picture because you couldn't ignore it, as you'd ignored so many other women trying to make you understand their concerns. Appeals to your empathy, your intelligence and your compassion all failed. Apparently the only way to get through to you is through your vanity.

One of the most beautiful songs ever written

@plyons45 @AndrewGold_ok Don’t forget they have a shite film promote!

@AndrewGold_ok I broke my back in six places,my wife had a stroke all in the space of four months,I thought about killing myself because i thought i couldn’t go on but no these two cunts suffered trauma

If I'm these guys - I'm shouting every identity-related slur imaginable. Literally had the power to change the world and make things funny again. If anything, you'd be pissed off if the slur for your ethnicity was left out. Instead, they have 'trauma', their parents are crying & everyone blames the disabled. Sigh.

A deal is a deal 😂

What Do You Want From Me? MONACO Released this week in 1997 Seriously infectious pop music.

Epitome of the 80's! Love this band 💞💐