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@DiscussingFilm It’s not April fools day @Apple

The first trailer for ‘TED LASSO’ Season 4 has been released. The new season follows Ted Lasso as he returns to coach a women's football team. Releasing August 5 on Apple TV.

@WildSentences Another example why college and schools need no longer be a thing with technology why are we bending to there time constraints. The amount money schools waste failing.

@SStricklandMMA Didn’t vote for diddys assistant

Ok im done.. " Youre an idiot Sean we're making oil.. American oil!" Wtf does that mean? Oil companies paying you? Are they paying for the bombs? Are they giving you a gas credit? Gifting you a house? You guys would suck Jeff Bezo if MAGA said it was good for America.

@Ski85800275Ski @Sam_Super7 @OddityHub @bexi_boo_xox @NicoPerrino Press secretary warned jd team first

@Sam_Super7 @OddityHub @bexi_boo_xox @NicoPerrino Different teams. For whatever reason Vance’s team was more on the ball. You only care about your principal when you’re on a protection team.

My wife and I are wondering what happened to the steak and lobster for 2,600 ppl that never got served at last night’s #WHCD?

@OddityHub @bexi_boo_xox @NicoPerrino Ask the girl who told us it would happen at the event before hand the press secretary they trying get people to vote again. Got sell the story again to morons like you. But checkmarks don’t vote so you push the propaganda to the people who do vote.

@bexi_boo_xox @NicoPerrino The guy said so. He's still alive dumbass.

@TonySantojr Failed ai video that’s a chop. Elon your bots are broken

And this.

@zwhitchcox @UziCryptoo Why should I pay for your kids????

@UziCryptoo The government facilitates services that you use. You do owe them something for those services. If you want to “own it” and not pay anything yearly, put some money in an investment fund that will pay out enough to equal the property taxes. Then you will pay nothing per year.

My home is paid off. My wife & I allegedly own it FREE & CLEAR. But today we got a bill for property taxes. If we don't pay it, ARMED MEN will come & take it from us & then cage me until I pay them MY MONEY. So do I own it? Am I really free? I already pay 35% income tax + easily another 15% taxes in: -Sales. -Gas & fuel. -Capital gains. -Plethora of other taxes. TAXATION IS THEFT. Property tax shouldn't exist.

@UziCryptoo How do we call it land of the free but we can never own the land?we just lease it from them. They just keep raising taxes until u can’t afford it.

@USMCLiberal @SecretService Trump hires dei security

I’ve slowed this video down so you can see Secret Service discharging their weapons. If this individual ran a Marine checkpoint with a shotgun — with just 2 Marines stationed there — he’d have been Swiss cheese. How did a dozen @SecretService agents miss this guy, completely???

@darrenrovell @HardRockBet Fake news hard rock would ban them if true and not pay them this is fake content

On Friday, a bettor wagered $30 on Riley Greene, Coby Mayo, Jesus Sanchez, Bryce Harper, Nick Kurtz and Jazz Chisholm Jr. all to hit homers. They did. Won $1.86 million. Longest odds seven figure parlay payout in @HardRockBet history.

@sentdefender Makes the last attempt fake why wasn’t he posing in front the flag? Right after

Following reports of shots fired at the White House Correspondents Dinner, reports say that the U.S. Secret Service now has a suspect in custody. Footage here shows the moment the purported shots were fired. More to come.

@nicksortor Was this another staged event? How do we know it’s not fake news

🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: President Trump has been SAFELY EVACUATED from the White House Correspondents Dinner, per sources You can hear shots ring out in this video A shooter opened fire in the LOBBY -- the shooter is DEAD This is absolutely INSANE LEFTIST VIOLENCE MUST END!

@GOPACKGO41012 @thesnawn @Ravious101 But at least gas is $1.98

@thesnawn @Ravious101 Only up to $10k

Brynnleytaylur Picked up a double tomorrow, let’s hope it goes as good as today 💃💅🏻 #fyp #server #tips

@ChaosTV She definitely was eating the cats

12 year old dominates a raging Karen

@DudeWhoInvests Yet you don’t include property taxes doubled your monthly payment. We have pay for your stupid kids. Need get rid of property taxes how can we live in the land of the free when we can never own it. We just leasing.

$600,000 home in 2022 had a $2,000/month mortgage payment. The home is now $800,000 and the mortgage payment has gone up to $5,000/month today. - The price has gone up 33% - The mortgage payment has gone up 150% Yes, nobody wants to buy a home in this economy.

@washghost1 Welcome to trumps America freedom of speech is gone thanks maga

Since when do Flyers fans get kicked out of the game for chanting

@rawsalerts It’s cat piss trump stopped people from eating the cats in ny. Why is everyone upset. Isn’t this what you voted for?

🚨#BREAKING: According to newly released data, public urination in New York City has surged by 50% in just one year, with a sharp rise in 9-1-1 calls tied to odor-related complaints.

@barstoolspringb Where they find these clowns are they leftovers from Epstein island Dave found?

BREAKING: Sam Goldfinger wants to go home (work related) Tate has called his boss who has said he can stay We are waiting to hear from Biz as to what his earlier mistake was

@JackMac Dave pimping out his employees not surprised after he moved full time to Florida.

Barstool Spring Break turned into absolute chaos today.

@unusual_whales This America first? MAGA?

"The Trump administration is reportedly considering a bailout for the United Arab Emirates over economic losses sustained as a result of the U.S. war with Iran," per the New Republic.