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@LauraLoomer @megforflorida 3 letter airport code should be WTF or FFS to better encompass this event

Not only is Palm Beach International Airport now officially President Donald J. Trump International Airport thanks to the work of my amazing friend Rep. Meg Weinberger @megforflorida, but the 3 letter airport code is being changed from PBI to DJT! Well deserved! Congratulations to President Trump, the greatest President we have ever had.

@JohnCleese for goodness sake, don’t mention the culture war

As I am a Islamosceptic, I'm now worried that the Labour government may categorise me as a terrorist To think I once supported them...

@b4cktoreality i’ve watched them countless times over the last few days, and then it came to me…..this is the house band that Adventure Time should have had

This is about where I’m at. All I can cope with. This is the band Angine de Poitrine. It’s the medical term for chest pains. x.com/RoyRogers_HTMS…

@RoyRogers_HTMS They’re a French speaking duo, they wear masks, and they make great music - erm, you thinking what i’m thinking ? No, that’d be too Daft…

@RestrictedDaily Absolutely bloody awful - also, why co-opt an art form (rap) that clearly most of the audience detest ? Definition of ‘not reading the room’

There are probably 75 million Americans who couldn’t care less about the Super Bowl—but they WILL be watching Kid Rock at Turning Point USA’s All-American Halftime Show. Love him or hate him, that American Badass presence pulls a crowd every single time.

@NickAdamsinUSA Yeah, same - while i was visiting Moonbase Alpha yesterday, i too heard women astronauts gushing praise at the global - no, actually, universal - phenomena that is the movie Melania. Not just a movie, they said, but more akin to a religious experience

Just walked past Orange Theory on my way to pick up a hot black coffee and overheard half a dozen college women chatting about ‘Melania’ after their workout. They were enamored with the First Lady’s class, humanity, and business acumen. “I, like, didn’t know she was so smart,” one of them said. “Period sis,” another chimed in, “I knew she was beautiful but I had no idea she was so talented too. Slay queen!” “I didn’t realize President Trump was such a good husband,” said another, as the rest nodded in agreement. “The media just lies about him so much. He’s actually such a gentleman.” In hushed tones, they all admitted that they can no longer trust the liberal media or the Democrat party. I think this film just secured the female vote for the GOP in the midterms.

@MichaelAArouet Different dialects between north and south, different foods, culture / attitude is different (Northerners think Southerners are uncouth peasantry, Southerners think Northerners are up their own arses). Not quite as unified as all that

I have never understood the massive economic gap in Italy. Why is the North, with its various industries, one of the wealthiest areas in Europe, while the South remains so extremely poor? Same country, same language, same culture, same laws and taxes. Can someone please explain?

@DronePro @MELANIATRUMP The sequel to ‘Triangle of Sadness’ perhaps 🤔

@MELANIATRUMP What is the "tenderness of transparency"?

MELANIA, the film I authored the story you are about to experience with purpose: the charm of laughter, the tenderness of transparency, and the determination to break new ground.

@Kabugo_ D.Fense

Watch out for that coworker who has spent very many years occupying the same desk in the same corner with the same job title and they're in their 50s. Just watch out.

@RupertLowe10 Fuck’s sake - you absolute toad 🐸

A very honourable statement from President Trump.

@WhiteHouse Hey, White House, you need a better PR / Marketing team than the shit-for-brains one who put penguins in Greenland

The penguin does not concern himself with the opinions of those who cannot comprehend.

@rustyrockets Didn’t realise you were a Manchester City full back from a 1975 Figurine Pannini sticker album

Never mind anything else. This court sketch is an injustice.

@themodernage85 @PYeerk good point re lines being subjective - as is your line about my line about wanking lyrics being a great line …. ad infinitum

@cecc12341 @PYeerk The line about wanking is a great line , - how so? It's subjectively vra

The actual lyrics to Sleaford Mods' 'Jobseeker'

@HifiSean 😆…but Mirror Man was pretty good, no ?

This pre- Brexit memory popped up on Facebook.

@gavins_j33089 @MatthewStadlen same to you fella

@cecc12341 @MatthewStadlen Bye

Sir Idris Elba.

@gavins_j33089 @MatthewStadlen twat

@MatthewStadlen 2 fags

@MatthewStadlen Cool, a national treasure IMHO - i just watched the big man playing POTUS on that scary nuclear war movie (recommended). Extremely believable portrayal But well done to the big man 👏🏻

@alelliott88 @Four_fox_ache no they didn’t, that’s horseshit 😄 at least misrepresent them accurately if you’re going to do it at all

@Four_fox_ache They said Lucy Connolly should be Prime Minister

Sleaford Mods getting torn apart on here for tweeting shit takes is one of the good things that this app still has left

@BROKENBRITAIN0 I’M CALLING BULLSHIT - where’s the link ?

🚨BREAKING: Portsmouth council BANS Christmas wreaths and THREATENS TO FINE anybody who has one 🇬🇧 Welcome to Britain in 2025, where you are NOT ALLOWED to celebrate Christmas in case you offend somebody ⚠️ Portsmouth council ought to be ashamed of themselves❗️