@RealSamRogers Orgy fluffer much more dignified than whatever your current gig is
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john
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john
@cleandryintact
people enjoyer, sewing enthusiast, ape mechanic, proponent of having skin in the game
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Also the loudest defender of "cry it out" on this app was an orgy fluffer who is now an expert having just had her first kid 😂
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Short of colic, babies are easy. Crying means like three things. Hungry, diaper, proximity. I can't even hide it anymore when people complain about how their baby screams all night in another room.
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vittorio@IterIntellectus
"sleep training" a newborn means letting a defenseless baby scream for its mother in the dark until it's either exhausted or has given up on life. the attachment literature is clear that before 6 months, a baby crying with nobody coming learns exactly one thing, that calling for help doesn't work and you even have parents bragging about how they tortured their kid into an 8h sleep you need to attend to every need of your child. they don't have a prefrontal cortex able to understand what's happening. if you love them and care for them, they'll barely cry, and when they do there's a clear reason you can address right away
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They’re predictable little people who crave boundaries and schedule, not unknowable forces of nature.
half empty girl@meowingabyss
I'm sorry but "make your kids go to bed earlier so you see them less" is a very funny solution to the unrelenting nature of toddlers
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@brennanoonan @meowingabyss This is the correct way to do it. We have a 1.5 and 3.5 yo.
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@meowingabyss i did not realize this was controversial lol. we have dinner at 5/5:30, start bedtime 6:30, kid asleep by 7:30, wakes up between 6-7am. i have a 13 month old.
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I'm sorry but "make your kids go to bed earlier so you see them less" is a very funny solution to the unrelenting nature of toddlers
Sivori@sivori
This is almost always fixed by earlier bedtimes. We start bedtime at 6:30pm. We know many parents who start at 8:00pm.
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I would be in a special kind of hell if I tried to do bedtime at 6:30
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@meowingabyss Yours is an uncharitable take and, sorry but they are 100% correct about earlier bedtime.
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@m249saw2004 @Xeon4f145d96s1 They can literally come after my house, what are you talking about?
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@Xeon4f145d96s1 That malpractice suit doesn't hit you, it hits the practice or hospital
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As long as you give up your right to sue me if you don’t have migraines and actually have a subarachnoid I don’t particularly care what you say.
Julia Marie@julia_doubleday
You can’t go in being like “I’m having migraines and I’ve seen that the first line medication intervention for migraines is triptans so I’d like to try that”, many drs won’t LIKE THAT. You have to go “oh nooo my heeeaddd hurtttsss what do i dooo”
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@capstellium Literally! Like you're still the POS you were in undergrad, you've just mutated your own perception of your personal biases and feeling into a pseudo intellectual detachment mechanism from issues you don't understand.
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doctors see themselves as the priest class of the post enlightenment religion of rationality. every accurate self diagnosis or reasonable medication request based on patient research is a heretical threat
Julia Marie@julia_doubleday
Drs have such weird control issues that you literally have to go into every apptmnt acting like you’ve never heard of the concept of medication. I’m not just talking opioids or benzos. I mean even if you want migraine meds for a migraine you have to let them come up w the idea
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@Hadrio_Official @jabberwock951 There’s twelve other things that cause those symptoms though. You don’t and can’t know that, though, and you’ve never been burned by a misdiagnosis— which is why you’re so cocky instead of curious and methodical.
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@jabberwock951 Me, writhing in pain “I think I have appendicitis, I’ve felt like this for hours and feel x, y, z”
Nurses, 3 separate times: “huh, this guy is writhing in pain, it’s possible he might have appendicitis”
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I'm not gonna lie, it is frustrating when you ask a patient what's wrong and they just give you a diagnosis. Like "I have a chest infection".
OK, you're probably right but I need to know your symptoms to see if I agree with that diagnosis. I can't just take your word for it.
Julia Marie@julia_doubleday
You can’t go in being like “I’m having migraines and I’ve seen that the first line medication intervention for migraines is triptans so I’d like to try that”, many drs won’t LIKE THAT. You have to go “oh nooo my heeeaddd hurtttsss what do i dooo”
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This dude is an MD? 🙄 Not only he is ignorant and unscientific, he is also a bigot. And he blocked me after I challenged him on his nonsense. 😎
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I was pretty so I got to do and say whatever I wanted.
Ch(aortic) Stenosis M.D.@MySystolic
The med students and interns in the Pitt talk back to senior residents and attendings. I’d have gotten my ass whooped for doing some shit like that.
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@joaniej0243 @NeilFlochMD They’re not uncommon. All surgeries have complications.
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@NeilFlochMD How many emergency bariatric surgeries do you do?🤔
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I don’t think my patients would call me arrogant and there are few professions that require a worker to be up all day and then work at a moments notice at night. The frustration is misguided and few understand what some of us actually do.
Neil Floch MD@NeilFlochMD
Ok. Please call a robot at 3 am when you have appendicitis. It will be nice to sleep.
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@NeilFlochMD There are no other professions that I know of that had their trade group successfully lobby the government to pay for their professional training and limit the supply to protect earning potential. To then have the temerity to complain about being stretched thin is insulting.
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Who uses word????
Serious question.
Since Google docs came out that is all I used, who is paying to write word documents?
Claude@claudeai
Claude for Word is now in beta. Draft, edit, and revise documents directly from the sidebar. Claude preserves your formatting, and edits appear as tracked changes. Available on Team and Enterprise plans.
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@ClwnPrncCharlie I’m not required to offer treatment I feel is futile or harmful. In fact I’m ethically obligated not to.
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It’s so funny that doctors don’t realize how obnoxious this is—shut up and do what you’re told! No one cares about what you think of their parents’ end of life plan
Space Koala@SpaceKoala
This is "Daughter from California Syndrome" but for space stations
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The NYT, WaPo, WSJ and Politico referred to Abigail Spanberger as a "moderate" more than 35 times last year. This is what "moderates" do:
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I recently found out that the guy who introduced handwashing as an integral part of surgery prep learned it from midwives and before him everyone else had dismissed their lower rates of infant mortality as just a “women are naturally better at handling childbirth” thing
BlackSword@Blacksword011
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john รีทวีตแล้ว
Ok. Please call a robot at 3 am when you have appendicitis. It will be nice to sleep.
Wally@soulfulsloth
@NeilFlochMD Doctors are currently like taxi drivers before Uber - self-important, entitled, terrible customer experience. It’ll be glorious to watch AI put them in their place.
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