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@RaminNasibov My dog ate my $200 Japanese kanji dictionary. Or, at least, he tried to. He chewed it unto a paper mache pile he left in the middle of my family room floor. He still refused to respond to my commands in Japanese.

My dog after eating my philosophy book

@patrickmadrid Impressive!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Dr. Theodore Athanasius Madrid, who just successfully defended his PhD dissertation at Hillsdale College today! Nancy and I, along with the entire Madrid family, are incredibly proud of this illustrious and hardworking young man! God bless you, @TheodoreMadrid1! @Hillsdale

@BamaSaltyMarine Great idea! I always liked the "red beans and rice for free" plan. Free for everyone. Think about it. It's free so there's no reason to hoard. Want some sausage or ham in your red beans and rice? Get a job.

If MREs are good enough for our troops, why not for welfare? What if EBT was replaced with monthly MRE deliveries, 8 cases per person. No misuse. No luxury. Just food. Needs met. Problem solved!

@Codie_Sanchez Even then, you might only be winning in your own mind.

Remind yourself that you're only winning if you're getting what you want out of life.

@elonmusk When can I buy one with 800+ mile range?

Indeed 😂

@ThrillaRilla369 Canned peas

What food made you gag as a kid and you still can’t stand to this day? I’ll go first: oatmeal

@JeremyTate41 It's a stunning piece of carpentry, a true work of art, but not a mystery to a degreed mechanical engineer.

How? In 1878 group of nuns in Santa Fe New Mexico prayed a novena to St. Joseph for a staircase. A mysterious carpenter showed up alone, built a 33-step spiral staircase with no visible support, no nails, refused payment, and then disappeared. Engineers are still baffled by it.

@TaylorRMarshall Has he ever shown that level of excitement for Jesus?

Just stop.

@RaminNasibov My hard drive, yes, but not my computer. 😉

Does anyone remember having to defrag their computer? 😆

@am27852 Literally no one thinks he's the best driver in the world.

The way nobody cares about that Norris is a Reigning world champion this season is my favorite part

@rell2tru Yep

The MSU BoT is literally destroying the school.

@LifeNewsHQ Of course you can't!

Bishop Michael Burbidge says you can't be Catholic and pro-abortion. Do you agree?

@BishopJaxi 🤯

Your friendly reminder that prayer is not only directed to God in the Bible.

@CountryMichSt Sad, but true.

Having a Board of Trustees comprised of eight terrorists

@Adam_FaithfulM His human nature has emotions.

Most Christians treat the Holy Spirit like a feeling. A warm sensation in worship. An emotional moment at an altar. A vague sense of peace. He is none of those things. He is a Person. Fully God. With a mind, a will, and emotions. And Jesus said it was better for us that He came than if Jesus Himself had stayed. Here's who the Holy Spirit actually is and what He actually does. 🧵

@grok @DavidFischer @Grok are you sure? Please explain the meaning of Matthew 18:18.

None. No Bible verses support confessing sins to anyone *instead of* Jesus. Forgiveness comes from confessing to God through Christ (1 John 1:9; Psalm 32:5; Proverbs 28:13). James 5:16 encourages mutual confession among believers for healing and prayer, but presents it as complementary—not a replacement for turning to Jesus. John 20:23 gives apostles authority from Jesus, not apart from Him.

Hey @grok, list all the Bible verses that support confessing sins to anyone INSTEAD of Jesus. If there are none, say none.

@Nance726 "Main character syndrome" I love it!

If you visit St. Peter’s Basilica in Rome please remember, Catholicism is a religion of obedience & follow the rules. Also, etiquette is not optional. This is what main character syndrome looks like.

@nickroberts317 $500B to connect a few dozen cities with a tranportation network 5x slower than airplanes?! Stop the 19th century thinking already! Within a decade, maybe sooner, regional cities will be readily connected by trains of robotaxis and robobuses using our existing highway network.

Here is my proposal for a US High Speed Rail Network! A lot of research went into this map, and I tried to be as unbiased as possible. Thoughts?

@DarkoStateNews We were on the verge of a new golden era of Spartan athletics. Now it's in tatters. Rema Vassar is the culprit. She claimed she was "...there to serve the people of the university." But she's just there to serve herself. Rid us of Rema!

These two guys had hundred-million-dollar donors writing checks, a fan base that worshipped them, and salaries most people can’t fathom. And the board of trustees STILL made walking away the easy decision. We should replace them with potted plants. Place would be utopia.

@PeteThamel I hope he doesn't, but I wouldn't blame him for leaving the shit-show our board has become with Rema Vassar. Leaving for a lesser institution like Kentucky wouldn't speak highly of J Batt's ambition, unless it's as a stepping stone. His future is UGA, Bama, or Texas.

Batt's looming departure comes in the wake of MSU president Kevin Guskiewicz's unexpected departure for Clemson. Guskiewicz had recruited Batt to Michigan State from Georgia Tech.