David Bain

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Our owners combined fortune.. 25bn and a 660m turnover a year and a club we're skint 🤔 #MUFC

I wrote this extended whinge/winge (??) piece for The Drum. Do you like my tight cardigan? thedrum.com/opinion/2025/0…

@CollinRugg Thank goodness Van Halen weren't in town

NEW: Singer Jon Bon Jovi saves a woman from jumping off a bridge in Nashville, Tennessee while filming a music video. Good man. Bon Jovi was seen approaching a 62-year-old woman on the John Seigenthaler Pedestrian Bridge. The musician leaned over the railing before hoisting the woman to safety and embracing her. "It takes all of us to help keep each other safe," the Nashville PD said. "A shout out to Jon Bon Jovi and his team for helping a woman in  Nashville on the Seigenthaler Pedestrian Bridge Tuesday night." "Bon Jovi helped persuade her to come off the ledge over the Cumberland River to safety."

Thanks for all the kind comments/shares. For folk wanting lyrics, they’re on YouTube descriptor: youtu.be/vYILYILPrXs?fe…. For folk wanting stuff on Biden, we shared a 🎶 view when we felt he & Trump were too old - 10 MONTHS AGO: youtu.be/w2KeRIN7QVk?fe…. Massive kudos to him 🫡 🖖

Time for plan B

@AlternativeMUFC I love this game

Who's played this then? I'm fucking hooked.

To be sworn in as an MP, you have to make an oath to the King. This is what I decided to say, in protest.

Beanz meanz whines

Here’s to a crabbed, cautious, inelegant victory this week-a victory dug out in dour, dismal doggedness, deep in injury time. And congrats to England as well. #VoteLabour

The Big Short: Rishi Sunak 🛁

@trevorbmbagency m.youtube.com/watch?v=Aexc-o…

More of the samey from Banksy. He’s in danger of becoming the art world’s Jamiroquai..

it seems Ten Hag can only do turtlenecks. Come on fella, those collar stiffeners are for life not just for christmas.

First new mug drop of 2024 ... It just had to be this lovely little bastard. Fancy one? Grab yours here: …baikeb-64333349101.shopifypreview.com/products_previ…

@Will_Humphrey @robistyping most corporations have the 'personhood' of an insect. sciencedirect.com/science/articl… Brands much more so- I'm thinking otter

@Will_Humphrey I disagree. Brands are crude anthropomorphised golums-with personalities, values even politics

Your move Haagen-Dazs

How is advertising ever going to compete with this?

@NBiffs Duella resignation letter

The single greatest sporting commentary of all time… #Diabolical #Classic

Louise Gluck has passed away and I'm devastated. She was my favorite poet of the past fifty years, hands down. I couldn't get enough of her poems. Do yourself a favor: Read this one, "October," over the weekend. It's miraculous. poems.com/poem/october-s…