Sharon K.
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Sharon K.
@digisharon
Absurdity is humor's gasping last breath. Organizer. Drinker. Freelance Writer/Editor @NewYorkSun
Baltimore, MD เข้าร่วม Ocak 2009
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@ModernTalmud It certainly doesn’t mean luck on the toilet!
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Someone please tell this guy his tattoo doesn’t mean “luck” 😭
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@babybeginner Because of the graphics, you don't even realize how hard she's working.
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Ok. So you hear this woman is going to do a pole dancing routine and you’re instantly turned off. But then…
wait for it.
I promise.
Trust me.
This is worth watching. You have learned to trust me by now. Right?
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So good. I read this while noting the leavings on the blanket from the chocolate truffle I ate in bed this morning. #toughday #toughlove @AbigailShrier thefp.com/p/tough-love-c…?
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“In the midst of a war, a local cop not informed a small group of people had been authorized by the government to go in a restricted area politely told them they were not allowed to, then the situation was resolved quickly” has been turned into an international incident
Madness.
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Food stamp recipients, pouring out water to get the deposit. Most will end up using the money for drugs. Most food stamp recipients get $291 a month meaning they can clear about $127 a month after buying a case of water and returning the deposit.
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Israel can’t win. Leave them open and risk an attack: bear all the blame. Be told they knew. They didn’t do enough. They wanted this to happen. “Why wasn’t the Western Wall attacked?”
Close it: “Israel is oppressing Christians.”
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No one is happy that the Israeli government locked down all holy sites — especially on Palm Sunday — but my God, can you imagine if the Patriarch of Jerusalem was murdered in an act of terrorism?
Many would say it was a “conspiracy.”
Jews would bear the blame for centuries.
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LOL, redo on previous post about the WH recognizing the Lubavitcher rebbe's contributions to America. Nothing to do with Spencer Pratt, though that was an interesting clip too. whitehouse.gov/briefings-stat…
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@RepRileyMoore ALL of the holy sites in Jerusalem - Muslim, Jewish, Christian - are shut down because of Iranian military strikes. The patriarchate knew that before today.
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I am deeply troubled by the news that Cardinal Pizaballa and the official guardian of the Holy Sepulcher were stopped by Israeli police and prevented from entering the Church of the Holy Sepulcher today.
As regrettable as it is not to allow public mass for the holiest days of the year at Christianity's most holy sites, barring private mass celebrated by the head of the Catholic Church in the Holy Land and the Custos of the Holy Sepulcher crosses the line.
I urge the Israeli government to reverse course and allow at least private liturgy during this Holy Week.
Custodia Terrae Sanctae@custodiaTS
Joint Press Release - The Latin Patriarchate of Jerusalem and the Custody of the Holy Land
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Imagine not having to go back and forth in chatboxes with AI agents and instead being able to call an agent like a contact on your phone.
ClawdBot allows just that. With your AI having an actual voice, you can get straight to the point and increase productivity.
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@Martyupnorth You should be okay unless you are one of Kim Jong Un's generals.
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I grew up fearing:
Quick sand
Piranhas
Killer bees
Acid rain and the
Bermuda triangle.
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Freshly baked challah at Whole Foods. A new Passover tradition. 😬
Toronto, Ontario 🇨🇦 English
@NiallHarbison You're my hero, Niall. When everything else sucks, I come look for your updates. Kudos to your social media team, too.
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George Clooney has been with us for 4 days.
Huge progress today. He is eating from my hand and allowing gentle touch.
His skin is still bad but he is making huge progress. He has a bright future ahead of him ❤️
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His new life has started. The pain etched on his face will slowly fade.
I wish I could explain to George that everything is going to be ok.
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I can't argue more forcefully for crushing this bitch. That's a vile distortion of the First Amendment, you psychos.
PROTECT ALL WILDLIFE@Protect_Wldlife
Unbelievable 😠! Lawyers for New Hampshire woman argue that 'animal crush' videos are 'repulsive and shocking' - but are protected under the First Amendment.!?! Attorneys for a Manchester woman accused of distributing “animal crush” videos of baby and adult monkeys being purposely tortured, mutilated and sexually abused are asking a judge to dismiss the indictment against her, arguing that while such videos are “repulsive and shocking,” they are protected under the First Amendment. “Repulsiveness and shock are not sufficient to permit restrictions on speech,” reads a motion to dismiss filed in U.S. District Court in Concord by attorneys for Lynn Seymour, 51, who was indicted in September on one count of distribution of animal crush videos and one count of conspiracy. Seymour appeared in U.S. District Court in Concord, represented by her court-appointed counsel Behzad Mirhashem. Seymour is alleged to have participated in, and served as an administrator for, private online groups that included hundreds of members who allegedly exchanged and distributed animal crush videos depicting the torture, killing, sexually sadistic mutilation and sexual abuse of animals, specifically baby and adult monkeys. Full Story: unionleader.com/news/animals/l…
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@karlykingsley Who is ignorant? It's like you're apologizing to the Japanese for the president mentioning they killed 2,403 Americans. Even the prime minister couldn't argue with Trump logic.
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MAGA not understanding why Trump’s Pearl Harbor “joke”wasn’t funny sums it up. It was a disrespectful, embarrassing display of ignorance on a global stage. Japan is appalled, our allies are mortified, the international press is mocking us. MAGA thinks this is “winning.” It’s not
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