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@ikazuchizoku @i_kaseki That makes sense. You can say it, I can’t.

@docscarabus @i_kaseki 黒人が自分の事をNワードで言う事と似たようなものでしょ？

アメリカ人が本気であの肉を「普通のこと」だと思っている事に慄いている。

@WatcherontheWeb The Germans don’t hate us! Nor do the French or the British.

Dear new Japanese friends... May I beg an explanation of something of you? I'm sure the answer is different for everyone... but... WHY do you like us? Many places we have gone to war with, and even some of the ones we have gone to war to save... seem to hate us But our nations engaged in some of what is arguably the most horrific warfare in human history to that date, and it's not like you got space away from us or our culture afterwards to gain peace over it why don't you hate us like the Germans do? Or the french? or on most days, half of the British? I'm VERY happy about it, and grateful, but I have always wondered what the difference is I know much of it for us is "We had a problem, we settled it, now there's not a problem"... kind of the "2 dudes fight on the playground and end up best friends" thing

@rootport Glad to see the east coast getting some love in our cross-cultural culinary love-fest. If you come to New England, we have clam chowder, lobster, fried clams, and of course, oysters!

これはニューヨークに行ったときに食べた牡蠣。じつはアメリカ北部州（いわゆる東海岸）では牡蠣は歴史的・文化的にとても重要な食材で、今でもマンハッタンには生牡蠣を提供する店がごまんとある。

@syukujo3111 Is that odd square pan specifically built for tonkatsu?

日本人は塊肉を焼くのは苦手だが、薄切り肉を揚げるのは結構得意なんだぜ。というわけで今日の晩御飯はトンカツです。

@HitGarageDoor @yakumo_nyann @akevittnvg Awareness after the strike. After you follow through with the strike, you have to turn around and keep your eye on the opponent.

@yakumo_nyann @akevittnvg what is "zanshin"?

アメリカ人に自慢できるものないかと思って家を探したけど剣道用の防具しかなかった

@akevittnvg That’s quite cool! Is kendo very popular in Japan?

@ikazuchizoku @i_kaseki Do you guys actually call yourselves “yellow”? That’s a big no-no in America.

@i_kaseki アメリカ人はあんな異常な量の肉を食べても胃もたれしないのかな？ これが黄色人種と白色人種の違いか…

@BrigitteOhNo Cook it in a pan with garlic and ginger, and a splash of sherry and maybe some soy sauce. (Don't forget salt). Serve over rice.

Guys what would you do with beef mince that isn’t a spag Bol, cottij pie, chilli etc. Having a menty B about dinner

@sailaunderscore I'm gonna need more information.

Only in Japan is "stuck in a room where you can't leave until you have sex" some sort of culturally-common reference point, the same way that "high school prom" is for America. This is because Japan like France has a priest-like class of perverts that direct culture.

@bluewmist Bose noise cancelling headphones. You have no idea how much noise there is in the world!

What is a 'buy it for life' item that is offensively expensive, but the moment you use it, you realize your entire life before that point was a lie?

@Maelzel_opening As a Californian, I don't have access to good southern BBQ, but our selection of Asian food is world class.

アメリカ兄貴曰く、日本酒も醤油も刺身も別にふつーに手に入るらしいのでイッチョ行ってみっかアメリカ。

@JPMlndz @kuma_neko_ Never heard of it! Sort of like jambalaya?

@kuma_neko_ So do we! This is called, “Chicken Bog”, and you can’t find it in any restaurant! It is only made in the homes of South Carolina!

すまんな、アメリカの兄弟たち。こればかりは日本人には譲れんのだ。ありとあらゆる食文化に"白米"という柱をおっ立ててしまうんだ。

@ThrillaRilla369 It's no joke. I had a house fire. I'll never sleep naked again.

People who sleep naked do ya'll ever think about emergencies? What if someone breaks in?

@daredevil9178 @Locus_Solus3303 Umami burger was killer, too.

@Locus_Solus3303 Yes! Its very popular here in the US! Some restaurants whole appeal is that they specialize in the flavor. We even had a burger chain called "umami burger"

“Umami”ってそのまま味覚の概念として英語に輸入されてるんやなぁ

@FUTOCHIMPO Dude this image will live forever in internet fame!!!

佐世保の飲食店では楽しそうに食事をする米軍兵士をよく見かける。ある日焼肉店で見かけたグループは、ベーコンを見て異様なテンションに達していた。

@DBZYuYuYasha @Acyn I just want to see him take that dementia test.

@Acyn Cool. He should be able to do that publicly then. Somebody ask him to draw a map of the Middle East from memory.

RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map..

@AlabasterApu @i_kaseki Damn, you got a nice char on that steak!!!

@i_kaseki Normal American meal cooked at my home. We often eat large pieces of grilled meat. Sometimes 3 to 4 times per week. This is beef, but it’s often chicken. The large white mound on the steak is a compound butter with herbs.

@tekarin I actually knew that already, but it is endlessly amusing to me.

今「日本人はなぜかクリスマスにKFCのフライドチキンを食べたがって、何週間も前から予約してまでチキンを食べるんだよ」って言ったらアメリカの人はびっくりするかな

@FUTOCHIMPO This is exactly what I look like when I see bacon! (Less jacked, though)

@embryosophy Are you missing the wholesome Japanese BBQ discourse?

my whole for you tab is anal sex and reflecting on blow jobs. like literally every tweet