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@nyhrox @hennesheijmans @vfx_navy

I'm hiring 👇 Looking to build a strong content team: • Short-form clipper (TikTok / Shorts) • Content manager (posting, organizing, ideas) • Long-form YouTube editor - Must understand the crypto/trading market and content. DM @hennesheijmans

@sharpinvestr all-in btc on 17th August 2026, sell all on 11th November 2026

Chat How we making £10,000,000 before end of this year?

@jackduval did u forget to wake up or what?

will film a full video breaking down this trade in its entirety later today when i wake up at peak i was up $150k i believe so i roundtripped about $60k give or take all in all i'm very happy with how i traded this and did not leave much on the table

sometimes less is more full trade closed out after a four day hold + $91,000 in profit

@elonmusk to the mars

🚀 for all mankind 🚀

@a9AUyw0nUeEqz8h what is your name?

2026年4月 こんにちは！ お父さんは豪太といいます。 お母さんはモモといいます。 ＃豪太とモモの仔グマ君 ＃ホッキョクグマ #男鹿水族館

@zachxbt fire song choice 🔥🔥

4/ Here is one of the WebMsg users 'Rascal' and their DMs with PC-1234 detailing payment transfers and the use of fraudulent identities from December 2025 through April 2026. All payments are processed and confirmed through the server admin account: PC-1234. Addresses in Hong Kong were used for bills and goods, though the authenticity of it requires further verification.

1/ Recently an unnamed source shared data exfiltrated from an internal North Korean payment server containing 390 accounts, chat logs, crypto transactions. I spent long hours going through all of it, none of which has ever been publicly released. It revealed an intricate ~$1M/month scheme of fraudulent identities, forged legal documents, and crypto-to-fiat conversion. Enjoy the findings!

@GrimedAnt @pasternak 😵‍💫

@NASA x.com/i/status/20412… Caught Victor doing 67 🤣😂

LIVE: Watch with us as the Artemis II astronauts make their closest approach to the Moon, traveling farther from Earth than ever before. twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@vibhu @toly just use solana

Don't waste time with crypto. Just use Solana.

@trench1000x @74Exotic i mean thats him

@74Exotic dead ass need to know how yall move so fast

made me wanna post some clips. nothing insane yet but soon hopefully

@vzzzzczzzz him.

+33k😶‍🌫️

@CoinMarketCap what is the ticker for Bitcion?

Bitcoin is finally pushing back with renewed momentum, trading around $68,540 (+3.4%), signaling growing buying interest after the recent consolidation and geopolitical jitters. The broader market is also turning greener as traders appear to be pricing in President Trump’s upcoming national address tonight at 9 PM ET on the Iran situation. Ethereum is up +5.3%, Solana +3.6%, XRP +3.4%, and BNB +2.0%, showing solid participation across major altcoins. This coordinated upside among large-cap assets often points to improving overall market confidence and risk appetite. Meanwhile, the CMC Crypto Fear and Greed Index has edged up to 32, still in the Fear zone but continuing to recover from deeper panic levels in recent weeks. With sentiment gradually stabilizing and large caps trending higher, the crypto market appears to be slowly shaking off fear-driven conditions especially ahead of President Trump’s important update on Iran tonight.

@toly slide us picture

SIMD-420 Quantum-Assisted Optimal Transaction Ordering for Blockchains We propose a transaction ordering framework in which block construction is formulated as a constrained global optimization problem and solved via quantum-assisted computation. Rather than applying heuristic or first-come-first-served sequencing, validators collect a batch of candidate transactions for each block and encode ordering, execution dependencies, and state transitions into a formal optimization model. The objective function captures protocol-defined goals such as fairness, maximal execution efficiency, minimal slippage, reduced extractable value (MEV), and adherence to risk and resource constraints. A quantum (or hybrid quantum-classical) optimizer is then used to compute a candidate ordering and execution plan that maximizes this objective under strict validity constraints. To preserve determinism and consensus safety, all optimization outputs are verified by a classical deterministic validator, ensuring that resulting state transitions are valid, constraints are satisfied, and outcomes are reproducible. The protocol separates fairness specification (encoded in constraints and objective) from solution search (performed by the optimizer), preventing arbitrary or opaque decision-making. In the event of solver failure or disagreement, validators fall back to a canonical deterministic ordering rule, guaranteeing liveness. This design transforms block production from a local, adversarial ordering problem into a globally optimized batch execution process. By leveraging quantum-assisted search for combinatorial optimization, the system aims to reduce MEV, improve capital efficiency, and enforce formally defined fairness policies, while maintaining verifiability, consensus compatibility, and robustness under heterogeneous validator capabilities.

@Jason @saylor ticker for mememaxxing?

NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE 😂😂😂 BAGMAXXXXXXING TIME Empty your kids trust! Sell your 401k!!! Buy whatever @saylor is MEMEMAXING!!! NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE 😂😂😂 MEMES = RETURNS

@saylor is this $ABTC 🤣🤣😂

Elon Groks Bitcoin

life was peak when this dropped 🥺

Epic games and Fortnite is going to completely die off when GTA 6 drops. You can say I’m a hater but every day they’re striving into a shittier direction and losing the core community of what made Fortnite special to begin with Stop trying to be a new Roblox. It’s Sad

@scubaryan_ W Silky

when Silky took time out of his day to have a wholesome conversation with this little girl that was interested in what he was doing ❤️

@naglysimo @Sniffdegoat what model bmw is that and what year

Exactly 10 months ago, I was delivering food on a broken bike for €2 a ride. It's crazy how much you can achieve in such a short time when you want something as badly as you want to breathe. Words can't describe how GRATEFUL I am to be in this situtation and have this opportunity of trading memecoins Biggest shoutout goes the Lithuanian cabal❤️

@drewwall_ happy birthday drew

it’s my birthday, everyone reply with 1 nice comment 😁👍