Elongated Muskrat

@birdabo @astro_reid @NASA @NASAArtemis Seriously never heard of satellite internet?

@astro_reid @NASA @NASAArtemis wait how do you have wifi?

There are no words.

@BasilTheGreat Am I the only one who gets it this time tho?

Even Female NASA astronauts do the meme

@railgeek181 @Gracefulgirls_ @marcus027 U can rent, no says u gotta buy lol

@Gracefulgirls_ @marcus027 Nice shaped butt, however she dresses like a who ore.

Girl you meet on the plane while on vacation with your nagging gf

@BehrensenB18165 @burkewhy2 @DaGuy359 @keyshania_ I’m gonna assume you’re ragebaiting

@elonatedmuskrat @burkewhy2 @DaGuy359 @keyshania_ How

A single piece of paper could defeat a hydraulic press.

@BehrensenB18165 @burkewhy2 @DaGuy359 @keyshania_ You’re an idiot lol

@burkewhy2 @DaGuy359 @keyshania_ Again, search up “diamond is unbreakable” on Google

@GGags_ Probably a question he needs to answer

When bro asks “can my girl come?” #boysnight

@SleeperNFL @Jeff_McLane @SleeperEagles Wild thing to say if true about a guy who’s played his best football in the Super Bowl lol

The Eagles have no intention of extending Jalen Hurts' contract until his play improves, per @Jeff_McLane "He knows it's the last year of his guaranteed contract. He knows the cat is out of the bag on some of his baggage. He knows he has to produce."

@BeyondworkX @chickenstein_ @AndySaunders_1 Film vs not film

@chickenstein_ @AndySaunders_1 That was my thirst thought. Right image looks dirtier.

@AndySaunders_1 the world is losing color 🥀

@CrazyVibes_1 20 years with new design hundreds in there? Nice lol

The safe was opened after twenty years of neglect 😟😲

@Swift_Pilot @byajperez How much u bet this is a still of him rolling his neck after getting in a wreck?

@byajperez Bros in another dimension

Tiger Woods fought off hiccups and drowsiness after his DUI arrest last week. The new footage seems to back up the arrest report, which stated the 15-time major champ showed “several signs of impairment.”

@urvalequinn @ShermStu_2 Thank you for your opinion dumb internet whore bot

@ShermStu_2 if you're charging your pregnant wife rent, you definitely don't like women.

Wifey out here on April Fools talmbout “I’m pregnant..”

@alifarhat79 Parents?

@PHLY_Eagles We must stop the dome epidemic

What does Andy Reid think about the possibility of a new stadium in Philly?

@O_0olI_1_lIo0_O @remarks Thankfully we aren’t talking about firearms, just ballistics dipshit

@elonatedmuskrat @remarks Ohp! The YouTube University firearms expert has arrived!

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 ATF unable to match bullet in Charlie Kirk case to rifle linked to suspect Tyler Robinson, court filing reveals.

@O_0olI_1_lIo0_O @remarks Lol have u seen the video? That is not doing that damage

@remarks I bet it'll match up this.

@Eggheadmcc19201 @TheICEAgent007 @MuseBaker can’t even afford a modest mansion in LA. If he was making some serious cash he’d be able to make a 30k mortgage payment idk how much money u think he making exactly. instagram.com/p/DSgEP2JlZtH/…

@Eggheadmcc19201 @TheICEAgent007 @MuseBaker He can say whatever he wants?? Lol. Has he made a couple million extra since entering the league? Sure probably. But if u think he’s making $10 mil a year or something ur lost. Here’s some proof he’s not making $10 mil a year from the man a couple months ago,

Guy got crucified over a false accusation Tale as old as time

@Eggheadmcc19201 @TheICEAgent007 @MuseBaker I didn’t know you knew him personally, u have as much info as I do. I think you’re overestimating the bargaining power of someone who doesn’t have million of social media followers

@elonatedmuskrat @TheICEAgent007 @MuseBaker I’m not talking about any of his legal trouble. Just telling you you are simply wrong about how much money he has

@Eggheadmcc19201 @TheICEAgent007 @MuseBaker Also this is a withdrawal of a restraining order, the civil suit is still there. If he paid her off the suit would be gone

@elonatedmuskrat @TheICEAgent007 @MuseBaker Every net worth on google is a guess my guy. Again use your brain. If you think he’s making 500k total from 5+ different endorsements idk what to tell you

@Eggheadmcc19201 @TheICEAgent007 @MuseBaker Can’t be that much when his estimated net worth is 1-1.5 million

@elonatedmuskrat @TheICEAgent007 @MuseBaker He has contracts with Jordan, Gatorade, Toyota, Invisalign and more. Let’s use our brains for a second here