Tom

I am a product, of time and motion.

Is it true children aren't real, they're just anti-matter?

@VirginAtlantic hi I just came of 49 and I left a camera on board, we're through security now what should we do

@VirginAtlantic is the only way to use a reward voucher to call up? as I've been on hold for 30min

@virginmedia how dare you, my mother in law just lost her husband, and she had to be on the phone for you for over 2 hours, been wildly stressful and confusing and now has to do it all again in 30 days because of accounts. It was less stressful get a death certificate! Horrible.

@AskVirginMoney hi the freeze card button on your app doesn't work and I can't get through to an agent on your fraud line.

@NickShackleton @YardHouse Amazing! Thanks!

@far2narf @YardHouse They had Stone Delicious at Yard House and the Flour & Barley pizza restaurant. I found Omission at Beerhaus 🍺👍

Trying to find gluten free beer 🍺 in Las Vegas has been a torturous experience at times, but a massive thumbs up 👍🏻 to @YardHouse for stocking Barcelona’s finest (Daura Damm, manufactured by Estrella) 😊

Constants and variables

Eight is a lot of legs, david

One more time

First things first, you're not dead, you're at a pool party

@AXS_UK if my housemate has bought 4 Taylor tickets via the midnight vinyl presale, does that mean I'm blocked from being able to buy tickets in the general sale as we live at the same address?

@PinkMoonCamping hi! We're staying in the Harvest Moon area at IOW festival. I was wondering if there would be anywhere to get ice?

@CWOA will Mandrill Mayhem be open today?

@CWOA will Mandrill mayhem be open tomorrow?

@PerfectDraft_uk Thanks!!

@far2narf Hey Tom, cracking bit of feedback. I'll be passing this onto the team 🙌 Cheers, Dan

PerfectDraft 🤝 ASDA We're very excited to announce that you can now buy PerfectDraft in 51 Asda stores, with more stores to be announced soon. Asda will stock the PerfectDraft Pro machine & 3 kegs. See the announcement & find a full list of stores 👉 bit.ly/41EaHLB

Is it dickish, I dunno, who cares. Die young and save yourself

New birthday tradition: listening to Brand New vinyls and drinking scotch on my birthday.