Olivia Whelan / Butterfly

@yashar Too little too late. Apologizing when you’re caught is damage control, not remorse

NEWS Sean “Diddy” Combs has just posted this video in reaction to the video of him beating up his then girlfriend Cassie. A reminder as you watch this that Diddy has been credibly accused of many years of abuse, trafficking, rape, and much much more. He also spent months denying that he ever committed any acts of domestic violence.

According to a Lite FM survey (Lite FM does surveys, btw), most adults feel out of touch by age 39. Well, I’ve got two more years of being gloriously in touch. I know what Eras is.

At Starbucks, ready with my coffee and notebook to write during my lunch break… no pen 🤷‍♀️ One day I’ll learn to carry a writing utensil in my purse 📓🖊️

I’m on the train. There’s a 1980s preppy, self-assured finance guy flirting with a sweet, unassuming young lady who probably works in the cubicle next to him. All I have to say is, be good to her, Trip.

You know your Halloween costume’s good when you need a name tag to clarify who you are #theshining #wendytorrence #halloween

Laurie Strode’s friends suck and they are terrible at babysitting #halloween #hottake

Happy National Coffee Day! I ventured out into the historic rain to pick up Dunkin’, and was served by a lovely woman who lives an hour away in queens. @dunkindonuts please make sure your NYC employees are able to get home. This weather is nuts 🌧️

No disrespect Louise but this sounds god-awful #louisespartygrapesalad 🍇

Yo. Tom Holland can fucking ACT. #thecrowdedroom

What is it with dads and World War II?

@RoccoSupreme I agree. The animation looks like a repeat of Inside Out

Does anyone think ‘Elemental’ looks good? I have no desire to see this flick.

The feeling when you bite into a donut and you can feel the pimples being summoned to your forehead #itsworthit 🍩

@ExpediaHelp Hi, Marlou. What’s the purpose of me sending you information? Customer service already told me it’s not Expedia’s problem, even though they made an error. I know this isn’t your doing personally, but I’m not going to waste ur or my time giving you info when it will lead nowhere

@flutterbywrites Hi so sorry to hear this. If you can send us a DM with your itinerary number and the email address made to use the booking, we’ll take a look at what went wrong. ^Marlou

Hell is customer service @SpiritAirlines @ExpediaHelp

@SpiritAirlines I just sent a DM

@flutterbywrites How can we help? Please DM us more details.

I…. I think my dishwashing glove is flipping me off

A rose, by any other name, would still cost $30 at Whole Foods #happymothersday

“Well thank god for that” is the reaction that I guess I’m supposed to have

The sign has a point (FYI this clever slogan wasn’t written by me. It was most likely penned by an underpaid WGA writer who is tired of this BS). #wgastrike #wgastrong #sagforwgawriters #writersonstrike