Gary Aitken

This tickled me (posted by Rhoda Bracewell on the other place)

@StewartTaylorE Yummy! This sounds amazing!!

@teefster @TaylorLDN Not at all! Just commending @TaylorLDN on his weight loss…

@TaylorLDN Oh good lord! Idk what I just broke into, but it felt like I was eavesdropping on a private convo! Apologies!!

Robert is not only my cousin, but also a very kind, decent and generous man, who would do anything for anyone who needed him. I'd be very grateful if you could retweet his post (and consider contributing, if you can. Any amount would be welcome). Thank you!

Happy Meldrew Point Day, Alexander Armstrong! Today you are 19,537 days old and have reached your Meldrew Point - the age of Richard Wilson on the day One Foot In The Grave was first aired on Jan 4, 1990. I don’t believe it!

@hughesjg @YouTube Sounds like a perfect day out!

@gary8ken: Oslo Court, followed by a few libations? Drinking In All The Oldest Pubs In London youtu.be/QHhOD6FXWmY via @YouTube

@JohnBoyHastings @bbcstrictly Though that also- but turns out that she first sang it Nov 1986 on ‘Victoria Wood: As Seen on TV’ which was shown on BBC. ‘An Audience With’ wasn’t shown until 1988 on ITV. Now let me go and lag those pipes…

@bbcstrictly The choice of song is ironic to celebrate 100 BBC Years, because if memory serves right - & I stand corrected otherwise - I'm sure Victoria Wood only performed that on her "Audience With" show...on ITV.

Something we thought we'd never see on #Strictly... Jayde and Karen dancing the Charleston to THIS iconic Victoria Wood tune. Let's do it! 👌

@forwardnotback It’s very cold in Glasgow right now Tim, any changes of being Ambassador to the Seychelles?

Would you want to serve in my cabinet, if so what role do you want You can also nominate MPs or others

I’ve never really fancied being an MP but I think I should be appointed as care taker PM to take us through to the next election with the ability to appoint a cabinet comprised of people I think would do a good job I would focus on doing the ceremonial stuff and chairing meetings

People in Ayrshire concerned about the future of Station Hotel, Ayr cone to the public meeting in Ayr Town Hall, Wednesday 28th. September at 7:30,

It's with great sadness that we learned of the death of Professor Sir Graeme Davies. Prof Davies brought transformational leadership to UofG when he was Principal from 1995-2003. Our thoughts & love are with his family & friends. gla.ac.uk/myglasgow/news…

@justegocentral How wonderful! What a perfect evening

Dinner at NoMad followed by Madam Butterfly 🦋. I waited a life time to see this 🤩

A round of applause, please, for the Guardian colleague who wrote the headline to this story of mine.

Things that mean "no": -Yeah, could do -I'm easy really -Well, yes and no -We'll see -Maybe -If that's what you fancy -I'll see how I feel -Perhaps -Let me check the diary -Let’s play it by ear -Certainly an option -We’ll leave it open -Hmm -I’ll let you know -Definitely -Yep

Written for anyone who’s just started a new job. amzn.eu/d/0UPcyWb

I’ve found this Dutch parody of Keeping Up Appearances and my life has been changed (1/2)

On This Day in 1946: Irn Bru was born. The drink, first made in 1901, was previously called Strachan's Brew, then 'Iron Brew'. New advertising legislation in 1946 required the removal of the word 'brew' because it is not brewed. What's your favourite can?

@DVDSmith Now pull yourself together!

They👏 Are👏 Here👏 #ABBAVoyage

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.